Len: Welcome again to the Pet Shop, former and new fans. We hope you enjoy this series of three lemons- this is the first.

Rea: We'll say "Please Review" now so you can enjoy the lemon without us rambling at the end.

Len: My friends who stuck with us through "Delicacy," you have reached your Destination. Congratulations.

"My Dear Detective...you really do look wonderful."

"D, how long are you going to keep saying that?" Leon followed D into the Pet Shop with a smile on his face. D was dressed in a white robe with pink trim and a pink top pattern. Leon was dressed to match with a pink rose in the pocket of his white suit. It was only the third time he'd worn the suit, but alone he never would have worn it once.

"As long as you continue to wear it." D flirted. "And when you take it off, I will compliment your body instead with the same words."

"How do you know I'll look wonderful?" Leon said sweetly, driving D into the wall. D smiled at him.

"We could test it." He said. Leon locked lips with D, and the count responded with complete passion.

"Q-Chan isn't here to greet you." Leon pointed out when they broke.

"He must be giving us some privacy, Leon." D replied.

Leon smiled. "So flirty today, Count. You know, last time you acted this flirty I got a little far and you backed out."

"And so you wish to be sure that this incident will not repeat itself." D said. "My Darling Detective, I must warn you..." D pressed his leg inbetween Leon's. "I am very rough."

Leon cracked a sexyier smile at D and pressed harder to get the full effect of what the Count had done. "I can handle it. Didn't I tell you that's how I liked it?"

"I fear you cannot." D said as-a-matter-a-factly. "The last time I used such techniques on you, you told me not to lay a hand on you again. Though in more...American...terms..."

"Huh? When was this?"

"Three years ago Christmas." D said. Leon stared, trying to remember every detail of that night.

"Huh. Was the scratching some sort of sex mating dance?" Leon asked "I thought you wanted to fight me."

"I didn't. But you forced my hand." D said dramatically. "However, if you wish to have my love tonight, I could get very emotional. It might get out of hand- oh!" D moaned suddenly as Leon grinded into him.

"Try me, Count. You couldn't be hotter tonight."

D blushed a bit, pushing Leon off of him gently and taking his hand. He led Leon to the bedroom. "You best be gentle, My Dear Detective. My...inexperience alone should give me leave to be a little rough."

"Ah...common, D...Can I at least use the handcuffs?"

"If you wish to explain why you brought them, yes." D stalled.

"You're nervous because handcuffs bite." Leon told him. D nodded a bit.

"Yes, well, Detective, I have no desire to bleed."

"Alright." Leon said, taking out his handcuffs. "I brought them in case a situation like this should arrive."

D sighed. "I didn't think you had it in you." he said. "Very well then. You're in a bit of luck, my Dear Detective. Even with my hands cuffed, you can simply unbotton the tops to get my robe off. I leave it up to you." D layed on the bed and put his hands above him. "Please don't ruin my headboard."

Leon grinned ear to ear as he snapped the cuffs on both hands and around the headboard. "Don't struggle and they won't hurt."

D panicked. "Whatever would I be struggling for?!"

"You're not allowed to chicken out, D." Leon explained. "Stay still." Leon began to kiss D too hard for the Count's preference, but D didn't dare struggle now. He stayed still and let Leon have his fun until he stopped kissing him.

"Detective, I do hope you plan to be gentle." He repeated.

"I do, Count. Oh, and I'll make the handcuffs temporary. If you're good I'll take them off." Leon kissed D on the nose.

"I am not a playboy bunny!" D protested to Leon's words, but the cop was busy stripping his Count of his clothes. He unbottoned the tops and slipped it off from the shoulders down until it rested on the floor. "You're going to wrinkle my robe, Detective!"

"D, you never wear the same thing twice." Leon said. He took a moment to look over D and admire what he saw. First and foremost, D was going commando. He blushed at the total exposure and inability to cover himself right for several minutes as Leon stared. "I've never been so attracted to a guy before..." Leon admitted as D closed his legs tightly, blushing.

D was secretly happy about this, even if he wasn't really human.

Leon pried the Count's legs open without mercy. And that's when he noticed the way D held his handcuffed hands, nails curled inwards to this palms as if captured and captivated. Perhaps it was something from previous wants, but he loved D in handcuffs.

Leon began to kiss D's neck lightly and was delighted by the way D lifted his head up so Leon could reach. He was altogether cooperative, it seemed. D let a small noise escape when Leon brushed his hand lightly over the skin on his sex. They were both hard now rather than just a little turned on, and the way D was squirming was more than erotic. Leon kissed him on the lips, full-on and passionately. D tried to get closer, but was unable to move without rubbing the cuffs against his wrists, which was painful.

"The handcuffs!" He gasped when Leon licked his stomach.

"Not yet, D..." Leon said, moving up to suck D's chest. He licked the hardening nipples and bit lightly on one and D nearly screamed his moan.

"No!" D suddenly screamed when Leon put his hand in between D's legs just before they clamped shut again.

Leon paused. "What do you mean, no?!" he asked, and D shook his head.

"I...I don't..." He panted, relaxing his legs so Leon could touch him. Now Leon shook his head.

"If I hurt you, say T-Chan."

"W-What?" D looked at Leon like he was a bit strange.

"Say T-Chan, and I'll stop. Because you saying no doesn't mean no!" Leon said hastily. D seemed to understand now, so Leon went on stroking the Count's erection gently.

D maoned and shifted and squirmed more, cutting himself on the handcuffs a bit this time. He gasped in pain "The handcuffs!" He begged.

Leon laughed. "Common, D...let me have my fun!"

"I swear I won't touch!" D promised.

"Huh? Are they hurting you? Woah! D! Tell me next time!" Leon took the keys off the desk next to them and unlocked the cuffs.

"Thank you, Detective." D went to put his hands down, but Leon grabbed them and pushed them above his head again. "Ow! Leon!"

"You promised you wouldn't touch!" Leon reminded.

"I won't!" D whinnied. Leon let go, but D's hands stayed up.

The Detective went back to stoking D, and the Count closed his legs again. "What are you doing?"

"It's...." D tried to explain the massive amount of pleasure by moaning again. "I...I can't handle it!"

"Yes you can!" Leon said, pulling them open a second time. "I'll make you!"

"Oh! OH! Stop, Detective!" D screamed as Leon's fingers enclosed around D's shaft. He pumped D a few times and let go.

"You said you might enjoy a hand job..." He reminded D. The Count moaned again and struggled not to put his hands down.

"Please, Detective!"

"You're allowed to touch me now. Touch me, but not yourself. Only I can do this." And he massaged the tip gently. Leon had to admit to himself that he was enjoying the control he had, torturing the Count sexually as D had done to him so many times by turning him on without letting him have sex with him.

D pulled Leon into a sort of hug and kissed him erotically. Leon explored the Count's mouth with his tongue. D let him take over, but released his tongue into Leon's mouth as well. "Mmmm!" D moaned with abandon. He didn't care if anything or anyone could hear him, and it was obvious.

They broke for a second, and D had to admit it was a bit more fun that he had anticipated to twist their tongues together. They began again, this time with renewed lust on Leon's part.

Leon gasped when D pulled away and began to run his nails along Leon's member gently. He shivered as the soft contact made him harder. D's nails could just barely be felt and his erection was begging for more. "Woah, Count..." he began, but D was already switching places with Leon. Leon layed back on the headboard as D reached his erection. The Count flicked his tongue out sexually and Leon nearly bucked at the feeling of warm, wet contact. D gave him a wicked smile before enclosing his mouth around Leon's flesh and sucking, moving up and down the hard member with skill.

Leon's sat up to watch D work on him sensually. He stopped the count only a few minutes into the blow job and forced him to lay down. "You force my hand, D. That was too arrousing." Leon pressed a finger into D and the Count practically screamed.

"Did it hurt?" Leon asked, and to his surprise, D responded by merely grabbing his hand and forcing the finger in deeper. "Guess not." He stated before entering another finger. "This is how you do it, right?" He asked D, as if the Count would know.

It appeared he did. "Yes, usually...but I prefer you just let me on." D said.

Leon withdrew his fingers. "Huh?"

"Like this." D pushed Leon off gracefully and positioned himself over him, facing Leon. He let himself slowly onto Leon's hardened flesh and seemed to relax when it penetrated him all the way. "Mmm!" He moaned "Ah! Ah!" He rose off and let himself back on again, moaning louder each time, though his movements were slow and deliberate.

"Shit!" Leon cursed, but he couldn't have gotten any harder.

"Ah! Detective, cursing isn't necessary!" D scolded, letting himself down. Abruptly, he dropped his arms and his hands fell on both sides of Leon. His hair fell down into his eyes and he stayed in this position panting for a long while. "Leon..." he finally said, quietly. "I cannot move."

"You can't move or you can't move or you'll cum?" Leon asked smugly.

"Y-yes!" D said. "I cannot move or I'll- I...!" D waited a few more seconds, then lifted himself off Leon slowly and layed down gracefully on the bed in the opposite way Leon was facing.

"That's just fine with me!" Leon said, and he placed two fingers at the base of D's errection to keep him from coming. "I can keep you from cumming this way."

D gave him a look of shock and a close to unnoticeable flush. "Oh my!" He moaned as Leon began to push inside him again. And it was moaning for a long time from there.

Leon pressed inside powerfully, but slowly, just as D had done to start with. D finally discovered mobility just as Leon was picking up the pace, and wrapped his beautiful fingers around Leon's member. "Ah, D!" Was the moan he got in reaction, and D began to skillfully slide his fingers up and down slowly as Leon moved inside him, causing the detective to push in until D's fingers could no longer pleasure him.

Leon moaned and pressed deeper inside D, who let go in his shock and pleasure, and nearly bucked up. "Detective, no!" He cried out, and Leon penetrated him again. He loved the second response just as much, and pressed harder. That was when D lost his voice. For a few moments, it seemed he wasn't breathing.

"D? How is it?" Leon asked, concerned, though heated. There was no response but a gasp, so he repeated himself.

D whispered "Ecstasy!" at last, and Leon smiled at this very D way of dealing with possessing pleasure. He pushed in again, and this time he realized he had been hitting D's prostrate, and yet keeping the Count from coming at the same time. Of course it was ecstasy! It was too pleasurable if anything. Leon couldn't keep that up. He let go of D to avoid eventually hurting his lover.

Just then, D's hand returned to Leon's erection, this time lightly toying with his balls. It was all he needed. D came, arching his back in attempt to handle all the pleasure at once. "No, D! I'll-" but it was too late. Leon thrust once and emptied into the Count in one burst of contentment. D's fingers grasped Leon's back and left ten bright crimson marks down his skin. They screamed together in pleasure, and Leon knew that the pleasurable pain of D drawing blood on him would be regretted in the morning. He pulled out and lay down right next to D, half on him, panting in unison with the count.

"Why couldn't I breathe for a while?" D asked, so tired that Leon wasn't sure he heard his response once he said it.

"I don't know- that's never happened to me."

It was quiet, and Leon thought D had fallen asleep and was considering it himself until D suddenly said in his best teasing, Leonish way, "You are very sexy."

Leon laughed, realizing the small tease was a way for D to overcome his fear of the things the Detective had brought to his bed that night. "My Dear Count." Leon said back, in his best imitation of D. "One taste of me, and you'll never need a high again."

D cuddled to him and fell asleep, the words "I always knew." On his lips, along with a lingering kiss from Leon.