A/N suree its been like 2 weeks gais. I cought mew and nintendo police sent me 2 prisooon
1 day shelly was wlakling down de shtreeet wen sum peples stahped him. "hey buddy, r u shelly de killer?" sys 1 gai. "Contact me tru my websit" shelly sis. "nah we dahnt want u to kill sum guyz, we hve SCIENCE 2 DO!" 1 scrims.
"ok den." and shelly follows them. "dis is our labs, now get in dis machin" sys scincey guy. "wtf is dis, y?" asks shely. "dis is de animus" says sciency gai proudly "it takes ur genetic memory hand u relive it".
"wat. I saw a game theory sayingk genetic memory wasnt real" syys shelly. de scinecy guy get red "matpat stands in de way of sciiiiiienceeeee! gtf in de machien". su shelly went bak 300 yrs and had adventures hand stuff.
"Ur back!" sys scientist wen he pullz shelly out of de machiene. "dat wuz pretty kool, am i done?" sys shelly. "
Nah, i forgot 2 tell u dat you need to find de pieces of eden 2 brainwash evaryone and..." shelly cutz in.
Shelly startls waving his kife around "u didnt tell me everythongk abuut dis job, dat violates assasin-client trust". de sciency guy tries 2 say somethigk but shelly kills him.