Days of Randomness.
OKAY! I DO NOT OWN THE GUNDAM WING BOYS, ALBUS POTTER (called Alex Barton in this)!!! I do own, however, Max Maxwell...XD Yaoi, OOC-NESS, Werewolfery, etc. Enjoy!!!
Number one
If vegetables could talk, they would probably be complaining about how cold the refrigerator is… But then, one would be insane. Anyway, let's see what a vegetable would do if it could talk….Poor Duo…He's the guinea pig this time…
I opened the refrigerator to grab a bottle of water, only to freeze as a voice shouted, "KEEP THE DOOR OPEN!!!"
I was confused, sure I was asleep and dreaming, but the voice continued, "It's cold in here, so keep the door open!" I had to shake my head; utterly confused… vegetables couldn't talk… could they…?
"Um…. Sorry, but I need to…"
"No! Please!!! It's freezing in here!!" The voice shouted, I spotted which one was the talking veggie… It was the lettuce….
"Of course! I've gone insane! I told Heero that I was going mad….But nooooo, I'm not the kooky one…. I'm hearing a VEGETABLE talk!!!" I yelled.
The lettuce stared at me…wait… can vegetables stare….? Of course they can't…they don't have… Never mind…this one had eyes…., "You know what? You are crazy! You're talking to yourself…"
Wait a bloody minute!!! That sounded like Wuffers…. I was having enough trouble with the head of lettuce…. Let alone that it sounded like Wufei…., "What… Never mind! I'm not talking to a head of lettuce!"
"But you are." The lettuce said.
Okay…this wasn't working…. Now the stupid thing sounded like Trowa…, "… I'm closing the door…."
"NOOO!! Please, don't close the door!! It's cold enough as it is!! I'll put in a good word for you with the ice cream!" Lettuce screamed.
"I've already got a good word with the ice cream!!!! I threatened to sic Heero on it!" I screamed back.
"Um….Duo?" Heero's voice made me jump…
"Huh…? Oh, hi, Heero…" I spun around happily, grinning.
"….Why are you yelling at the lettuce….?" Heero was giving me a strange look, as though I'd been talking to the wall….
"I was?"
"Yeah, you were…" Heero was frowning at me, now completely concerned, "And I could've sworn you mentioned me…"
"Ehhh…. I guess I've been cooped up too long…" I said, grinning.
"Come on, you moron… We've got a mission to take care off." Heero said, turning away.
I grinned at him and nodded cheerfully, "Okay! I just hope that we don't have to deal with talking Veggies anymore…" We left, but not before I closed the fridge door, to the lettuce yelling, "YOU MORON!! DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR!!"
Of course, I got blackmailed by Heero about my talking to the lettuce… but hey, at least I know it'll just between me, the lettuce, and Heero… for now…