HP parody Drabbles

by BlondeGinger711

If you are what you eat Voldemort is a unicorn. Right? The twins throw snowballs at a unicorn. Hermione's going to Pigsfarts with Malfoy, which is on Mars. Also Sirius is attempting lame puns, seriously? Drabbles.

1. Chapter 1

A/N: I'm thinking of doing something different, so I wrote this one night and I thought why not? I'm sure this was done before thinking of how many HP fanfics there are. lol, well I'm going to make short parodies under 100 words and post them. Please R&R

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. =*(

Short Harry potter parody's in 100 words limit

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'Voldy?' a male's voice as a snake like man approached him.

'Yes?' the snake like man replied sourly.

'If you are what you ate then you're a unicorn!' Harry Potter exclaimed as Tom's eyes widened.

'NO! AVA-'

'And if you are what you eat then your snake is a human.' Harry added in a Hermione like tone of voice.

'WHAT?'

'It all makes sense.' Harry Potter trailed of as he left Voldemort standing there with a dumb expression on him face.