25 Ways To Annoy Lilly Truscott
1. Ask her if she hangs out with Miley because she enjoys being 'the funny but homely one'.
2. Ask her if she died her hair blond in a tribute to Ashley Tisdale and her character in High School Musical.
3. Then ask if that's the reason she got her nose done too.
4. Lock her in the girl's bathroom with Amber and Ashley.
5. Ask her if she's supposed to fall off her skateboard that much.
6. Ask if Rico's a good kisser.
7. Tell her Miley likes Oliver.
8. Tell her basically anyone likes Oliver.
9. When Corelli's talking in history, sit behind her and whisper the words flour child repeatedly.
10. Make fruit cup her new, schoolwide nickname.
11. Ask her if she remembers that time Lucas cheated on her.
12. Ask if bathing is illegal in Lillytania.
13. Say you saw a Youtube video where Hannah Montana was making out with that rapper friend of hers, with the weird goatee and giggle at how fast she runs to a computer.
14. Ask her if she's come out of the closet and started dating Miley yet.
15. Leave a 64-pack of crayons on her desk.
16. And withold the sharpener.
17. Tell her Thor thinks she's hot.
18. Tell her Jackson thinks she's hot.
19. Give her Amber Addison's number and tell her it's the Jonas brothers home phone.
20. Scream "Oh my god! It's Joe Jonas!" and watch her freak out.
21. Remind her of the time Matt Marshall stood her up.
22. Ask her if photosynthesis has something to do with photography.
23. Kiss Oliver.
24. Tell her your BFFs with Hannah Montana and True Friend was written about you.
25. Ask her if she dressses like a boy by choice or her parents just really wanted a son.
AN: Obviously I'm bored again. New LJ entry, link in my profile. Also, on youtube now. I've got two videos up, my sn on there is cclar832. If you check it out, thanks in advance. If not, thanks for reading I hope you found this funny.
