Babysitting Emmett series...part 1(Jasper)
Disclimer: I do not own: Emmett,Jasper or any of the cullen's
Jasper's POV
When Carlisle told me I had to look after Emmett today I couldn't believe it!
Just because the big baby messed up yesterday...I'm the one punished!
"hey Jazzy! Let's play video games!" Emmett said jumping up and down like a six year old
"one...only Alice and Nessie calls me Jazzy...and two...I'm busy with my homework right now Emmett, could you perhaps find some other way to entertain yourself right now?" I asked
"okay Jazzy!" Emmett said slapping me on the head and went into the kitchen
"for the last time stop calling me Jazzy!" I scolded
"no way Jazzy!" Emmett hollared from the kitchen
Well never mind...okay then the civil war...it is my favorite and least favorite topic...I like it because I myself was in the civil war, it became my least favorite when they put a crap full of lies in the history books...I tell ya...I hate those people who put those lies in...
{Boom!}
Oh my god! What did Emmett do!
"Emmett! OH My god! look at this place! What do you think you were doing!" I asked angrily
"umm...you told me to do something else...so I put some plastic in the microwave to see what it would do" Emmett said with a smirk
"err...Emmett! You're coming in the living room with me! And no video games for an hour!" I growled
"what gives you the right to take away my games Jazzy!"Emmett hollared
"I'm your babysitter that gives me the right! Now come on and sit next to me on the coach" I said taking his hand and leading him into the room
I picked my history book back up
A few seconds later I caught Emmett trying to sneek away from me
"I don't think so Emmett!" I said wrapping my arms around his body and pulled him onto my lap
And don't get any ideas I'm not...well you get my point
"hey Jazzy! Let me go!" Emmett whined
"no Emmett...if you are going to disobey then I'm going to keep you so close to me that you'll never sneek off" I said as I lifted the book back to my face
"I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves...I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves...I know a song that gets on everybodys nevers...and this is how it goes!" Emmett sang
oh god no!
"I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves...I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves...I know a song that gets on everybodys nevers...and this is how it goes!" Emmett continued singing
"Emmett! Would you shut up!" I hollared
"nope not until you let me go" Emmett said
"I'll never let you go!" hollared
"if you say so...I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves...I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves...I know a song that gets on everybodys nevers...and this is how it goes!" Emmett said singing his merry way
"Emmett...what is wrong with you?" I asked now a bit annoyed
"I'm thirsty..." Emmett said
I looked into his eyes and sure enough they were pitch black
Oh my God! I stopped him from hunting!
"come on Emmett! Let's go hunt!" I said grabbing Emmett's arm and pulling him out the door
"okay Emmett...we have to focas on our prey...ah! There's a deer...now we croutch down and wait until the deer is close enough..."
"roar!" Emmett said as he jumped out and tackled the deer
The deer landed with a thump and was killed on the spot
Okay...he could do that too...but still! Why doesn't Emmett listen to me
Emmett sank his teeth into the dead deer and started drinking
(back in the house)
"you know Emmett you really have to start listening to me..."
Emmett starts playing mario kart
"I thought I grounded you from that!" I asked
"you said not for an hour...it's been an hour and two minutes" Emmett replied smugly
"curse you time!" I said "but as I was saying you should really listen to me"
Emmett still plays Mario kart
"never mind..." I mouth
(a little while later)
"stupid game!" Emmett hollars as he destroys the Wii
"why don't you just destroy the whole house too while you're at it!" I hollar
"good idea!" Emmett says as he starts punching walls
"wait! I didn't mean it!...great now he listens to me!"
(two hours later)
"isn't great to be home Carlisle" Esme says
"yes...holy Shit!" Carlisle said looking at his now destroyed house "Emmett! Jasper!"
"what happened?" Esme asked
"well...let's say Emmett chose a bad time to start listening to me" I said sheepishly
"you told him to destroy our house!" Carlisle hollared
"I didn't mean to...he destroyed his Wii...so I sarcastically said why don't you just destroy the whole house too...not thinking he would take it seriously becasue he never listened to me once and then he said good idea" I said
"I see...well it wasn't really your fault Jasper so you get off easy...and Emmett! You will have no video games tommorw...instead we will be spending father/son bonding time...and also since you acted like a five year old you'll be treated like one" Carlisle said
"okay Daddy...I'm going to my room" Emmett said going upstairs
"I'll be coming up to rid you of all of your game systems!" Carlisle said following Emmett
"I'm sorry Emmett gave you a hard time honey..." Esme said kissing me on the head
"that's okay...that's just our Emmett" I sighed