Trunks and the Pez

A/N: NOT LIKE ANYTHING I'VE WRITTEN BEFORE. Inspired by a Prince Vegeta fic (see my fav authors) and Please don't ask how she inspired this, other than I was reading her stuff at the time and it just popped into my head.

"Pez? Pez makes Saiyans go crazy?" Mirai Trunks asked me.

"Um I guess."

"You mean this is the fic she inspired?" he asked me.

"No it's gonna get better."

"Ok then, cause I don't want any part of a fic that's going like this."

"Just give me a sec to work up to the good part."

"So." M-Trunks began, "you got any pez?"

"No why?"

"I wanna test the theory."

With that said M-Trunks ran out of my room and into the kitchen. I grabbed him and threw him outside, where he crashed into Vegeta.

"Oh hi Vegeta." I said, trying not to laugh at the sight of the Saiyan Prince trying to get out from under his son.

"Just what do you think your doing onna?" Vegeta demanded.

"Nothing Geta," Vegeta looks a little mad at being called 'Geta', "I just got Trunks out of my house." Both Fighters look at me. "Well I'm not going to let Trunks make one of the major mistakes all Saiyans make in fics."

"And that would be what?" Piccolo asked, appearing out of no where.

"Eating Pez!" M-Trunks shouts as he stands up.

"Um Trunks, why are you acting like your 5? You 20." I ask and back away.

"Cause I want pez and I want them now!" the ½ Saiyan yelled and powered up.

{Glances at the Trunks behind her.

"So what do you think so far?"

"You flipped." Mirai Trunks said.

"Ah, so then I should leave it here?"

"No, you got it started you finish it."

"Ok then."

We now return you to your regular scheduled fic, not in progress.}

"Trunks I don't have any pez. Nor do I have a car right now or cash to buy pez with."

"So then no pez?" M-Trunks asks, a pout forming on his face.

"She said she doesn't have any now stop pouting!" Piccolo yelled and slapped M-Trunks.

"Normally I'd yell at you for hitting my son, but in this case I'll make an exception." Vegeta said. "So you got any pez?" he asked as he stepped over his KOed son, who by some strange twist of fate had been knocked out by Piccolo.

"No means no." I told him and knocked him out myself.

"Nice Ki blast." Piccolo comments.

"So do you want some pez?" I ask Piccolo as we walk back into my house.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Mirai Trunks: That's it?

SR (that's me): Yep.

M-Trunks: What was the point to that?

SR: Pez are bad?

ENDING A/N: As I said not what I normally write, also written in under 30 minutes. If I ever get enough insaness:

See what happens when Namekians get a hold of Pixie Sticks!!

Gomen on the spelling of 'pez' I don't have any in the house so I can't check the spelling, unless my baka computer is lying.