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A/N: Hiya people! Hope you enjoy this little segment of, American Idol Inu Yasha Style, which I thought of one day, hope it doesn't turn out too bad, this is my first fic.(~_~)
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Inu Yasha walked into the American Idol room in his red robe and a hat provided by Kagome so his dog ears would go unnoticed. Paula smiled gently; Randy gave a little smirk, while Simon simply looked bored as hell and asked, "Name?"
"Feh, Inu Yasha," replied Inu Yasha arrogantly smirking with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
They all greeted with their little hellos and Paula asked smiling, "What song will you be singing to us today?"
Inu Yasha had to think for a little, "Uh." he finally remembered and smirked, "Michael Jackson's, Thriller." They all nodded their heads in approval and Inu Yasha got ready while Simon laid his chin in his hand while drumming his other fingers on the table. Inu Yasha cleared his throat, "Awwoooooo!! Awwoooooo!!" he howled excellently and expertly. Paula let out a suppressed laugh; Randy chuckled freely while Simon's hand and mouth dropped with a disbelieving look on his face. "Awww-"
"Okay! Okay!" shouted Simon cutting Inu Yasha off, silencing him from further torture. "That.was pathetic! Absolutely pathetic! I have never seen anything more pathetic in my entire life, I mean you weren't even singing!"
"I don't know Simon he was a pretty good howler," disagreed Randy playfully chuckling, "Paula?"
"Um, I agree, the very best howler."
"Oh, well, congratulations, now you can become a dog!" replied Simon mockingly.
Inu Yasha glared at Simon and he pulled his hat off revealing his dog ears. Randy and Paula busted out laughing while Simon let out his own little laugh. Inu Yasha raised an angry eyebrow, "Is that..an insult?! Coz if it is.." Inu Yasha shrugs mockingly while they laugh, "then it's on you British..thing!" Inu Yasha leaps into the air ready to bash Simon and the table when guards came rushing in, catching him and dragging him away. Inu Yasha turns back to glare at Simon, "I'll be back you hear?! Yea, that's right, I'm coming to get you, you English muffin! Awwoooooo!"
"Whoa doggy!" exclaimed Randy laughing at Inu Yasha's retreating form.
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"Hey! Get your filthy hands off me you pathetic excuse for a-oof! Oh so you people wanna play it rough now, huh?? Well I'll give you-"
"Osuwari!" commanded Kagome slightly angered and embarrassed at Inu Yasha's immature behavior.
"Oi, wench what was that for!!" angrily yelled Inu Yasha from the ground as best as he could. Kagome sighed shaking her head saying her apologies to the guards and everybody around them. "Once I get back up there I'm gonna- .."
"Osuwari," replied Kagome bored and tired from Inu Yasha's rambling, she turned to look at the camera, "I apologize for my friend's crude behavior; he has an ill temper and the maturity level of my little brother." Kagome smiled politely at the camera then muttered under her breath, "I bet Souta has a higher maturity level than Inu Yasha ever will.."
"Wench!! They were asking for an ass kicking! You don't mess with me and get away with it, besides they started it!" shouted Inu Yasha getting up. "So get it right before you pay the price!" (My brother says that all the time! n_n)
Kagome rolled her eyes in slight annoyance, "Inu Yasha, osuwari."
Inu Yasha slams into the ground, again, "Bitch! What the fuck was that for now?" grumbled Inu Yasha pissed as hell.
Kagome turns to the camera, "See what I mean, a little kid." She then looks down at Inu Yasha and shouted, "Inu Yasha did you ever hear the expression, 'Act your age not your shoe size'? Use it!"
"Oi, wench, remember I don't wear shoes! How the hell-"
Kagome sighs, rolls her eyes and then turns to the camera, "Just go back to the auditions, this is going to take a long time."
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The screen then shifts of to auditions and Miroku comes in seeing Simon and crew laughing their asses off. Miroku grins, "You met Inu Yasha? Cool, I'm Miroku Kazaana." They all nodded their heads after calming down somewhat, not bothering to ask what song he was going to sing. Miroku clears his throat and then he briskly walks over to Paula cupping her hands into his, "Before I perform, would a woman who acquires great beauty such as yourself, bear my child?"
"What?!" shouted Paula surprised while Randy and Simon let out a full-blown laugh.
"I'll let you think about that," Miroku replied slyly while winking and walking away smoothly. Paula laughed goodheartedly while Miroku stood ready. "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" Miroku starts dancing like a lunatic, sliding in his legs back and forth but not moving anywhere while he spun his arms in a circular motion to the rhythm. Paula and Randy laugh while Simon looks on with wide disbelieving eyes.
"You other brothers can't deny! When a girl walks by with an itty bitty waist and a round this in your face you get sprung!" Miroku pretends he's on a horse, using his legs to gallop up and down, his left hand holding onto an invisible leash thingy and his right hand was in the air spinning pretending he was lassoing. When the sprung part came out he jumped back opening his hands then he continued on his little pony while Randy and Paula followed along with the lasso whereas Simon had his head in his head shaking it. "You wanna pull up tough, coz you noticed that butt was stuck!"
He then started doing the same move as earlier but he was sliding backwards now, "Beef to the jeans she's wearing, I hooked and I can't stop staring! Oh baby-."
"Alright! Alright!" shouted Simon in pure agony, shutting Miroku up. "That was by far the most ridiculously horrific act I have EVER laid my eyes on. I didn't think my eyes and ears could bear anything more..horrible! I can't make you any better as you see (Simon picks up his pen); this is a pen, not a magic wand. I suggest whoever sent you here that you sue them. Sue them for what they're worth. Horrible..absolutely horrible."
"Horrible? Horrible eh?" shouted/asked Miroku. He bent over slightly while picking up his left foot, taking off his flip-flop with mild difficulty muttering, "I'll give you horrible." He was about to chuck his flip-flop at Simon when guards came rushing out tackling him down, sending his flip-flop in the air. They pick him up carrying him away and a guard gives him back his flip-flop while Miroku throws in his last words waving his flip-flop in the air, "I'll be back! I'll be back with my flip-flop!"
"Aw hell, there goes another one. Damn Simon, everyone's on your back today!" mused out Randy giving Simon a funky face.
Paula lets out a chuckle while Simon lets out a grunt and rubs his temples muttering, "Can this day get any worse? I mean first, he comes in and practically asks Paula to bed him!" Paula and Randy go into another laughing fit.
"I wonder how many times that poor guy gets slapped around every day," stated Randy rather than asking.
"Second, he starts singing about big butts, which is probably the worst song of all time and he dances like a complete idiot!"
"I thought his dancing was quite fun," stated Paula laughing, coping the lasso trick.
"I agree with Paula, I like big-."
"Okay, I get it," Simon cutted in breaking Randy off of his little imitation. "Oh and don't get me started with Dog Boy."
Paula and Randy laughs at the vivid memory which only happened like ten minutes ago. "I don't know, I thought it was kinda cute," replied Paula while Simon looked at her skeptically and she continued, "until the point when he tried to attack you."
Randy laughs and agrees with Paula, "But, hey man ya gotta say, he's a good howler."
Simon scoffs, "So what? Anybody can do it, see awo! Simple as that, really!" Randy and Paula stare at him for a moment then laugh.
"Okay, Simon you do that, but be careful, they'll be coming to get you with their flip-flops," mused out Randy humorously.
Suddenly, Inu Yasha came barging in with Miroku, "I can hear you, you know?!"
"Here we go." muttered Simon rolling his eyes, a stoic face on.
Miroku looks around and backs up with a pathetic, "Yea, we hear all! Arrghhh." then as in after thought he brighten ups and grins, "Hey Paula, so can I take you up for that offer?"
Paula shrinks back in her chair, blushing while muttering, "Pervert."
Randy lets out yet another chuckle and says amazed, "Damn son, a person could only wonder."
Paula rolls her eyes and mumbles, "Yea really."
Simon finally thinking he had enough let out an agitated sigh, "Oh god where are they? Security!!"
Security walks in but then is pushed aside as Kagome and Sango walk by. Inu Yasha and Miroku visibly gulp, sweating nervously. The girls glare at the boys, tapping their feet, "Inu Yasha.."
"Houshi."
Miroku laughs nervously while Inu Yasha lets out a, 'Keh'. Suddenly Sango and Kagome are pulling on the poor hanyou and monk's ear while they let out a loud yelp. "Seriously, we can't leave you guys alone for one second without you causing trouble! At this rate they'll probably call S.W.A.T!" shouted Kagome, hurting the hanyou's oversensitive ears.
Miroku and Inu Yasha let out a whimper as Miroku says sarcastically, "Ah, do you think you can pull any harder?"
Unfortunately, the girls didn't catch the sarcastic tone and pulled harder. "OW!" they yelped out in pain.
"Miroku you idiot!" shouted Inu Yasha angrily while imitating him in a high pitched voice, "Do you think you can pull any harder? Keh, moron."
"Inu Yasha, don't even start," warned out Kagome meaningfully.
"Now what do you boys have to say for yourselves?" Sango finally said after a while.
"Uh.ow, hey!" started Inu Yasha but then stopped once Miroku kicks him, glares then grin at the girls.
Meanwhile Simon, Paula and Randy look on with amusement. "What he means to say is that we are terribly and horribly sorry and we won't ever do it again," feigned Miroku innocently.
The girls gave him a look but released their ears anyways, "Good, now lets go and don't cause trouble," replied Sango.
"Yes, m'am," replied the boys, sulking. With that Sango and Kagome walked out with the boys following.
Paula smiled and shouted after them, "You go girls!"
Just as everyone walked out the door Miroku pops his torso out and winks, "Later Paula!"
Inu Yasha's hand suddenly comes out and pulls Mirkou's collar muttering loudly, "Keep it in your pants man!"
"Oh gosh," muttered Paula, rolling her pretty eyes.
Simon suddenly says, "I quit." He throws his hands up slightly, " I can't take it anymore, these people are going to be the death of me one day."
Randy snorted and replies, "Literally."
"I know, really," backed up Paula.
Simon looks down then lifts his head up, "What did I do to deserve this?" he then quickly turns to Randy who was about to answer, "Don't answer." He then turns to Paula, "You too."
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Heh, well here it is, tell me what you think! My very first fic (sniff) I'm so proud! I hope it wasn't THAT bad, coz then, that will just suck really bad. -_-,
Peyche!
~SiLvErD921~
A/N: Hiya people! Hope you enjoy this little segment of, American Idol Inu Yasha Style, which I thought of one day, hope it doesn't turn out too bad, this is my first fic.(~_~)
*~*~*
Inu Yasha walked into the American Idol room in his red robe and a hat provided by Kagome so his dog ears would go unnoticed. Paula smiled gently; Randy gave a little smirk, while Simon simply looked bored as hell and asked, "Name?"
"Feh, Inu Yasha," replied Inu Yasha arrogantly smirking with a mischievous glint in his eyes.
They all greeted with their little hellos and Paula asked smiling, "What song will you be singing to us today?"
Inu Yasha had to think for a little, "Uh." he finally remembered and smirked, "Michael Jackson's, Thriller." They all nodded their heads in approval and Inu Yasha got ready while Simon laid his chin in his hand while drumming his other fingers on the table. Inu Yasha cleared his throat, "Awwoooooo!! Awwoooooo!!" he howled excellently and expertly. Paula let out a suppressed laugh; Randy chuckled freely while Simon's hand and mouth dropped with a disbelieving look on his face. "Awww-"
"Okay! Okay!" shouted Simon cutting Inu Yasha off, silencing him from further torture. "That.was pathetic! Absolutely pathetic! I have never seen anything more pathetic in my entire life, I mean you weren't even singing!"
"I don't know Simon he was a pretty good howler," disagreed Randy playfully chuckling, "Paula?"
"Um, I agree, the very best howler."
"Oh, well, congratulations, now you can become a dog!" replied Simon mockingly.
Inu Yasha glared at Simon and he pulled his hat off revealing his dog ears. Randy and Paula busted out laughing while Simon let out his own little laugh. Inu Yasha raised an angry eyebrow, "Is that..an insult?! Coz if it is.." Inu Yasha shrugs mockingly while they laugh, "then it's on you British..thing!" Inu Yasha leaps into the air ready to bash Simon and the table when guards came rushing in, catching him and dragging him away. Inu Yasha turns back to glare at Simon, "I'll be back you hear?! Yea, that's right, I'm coming to get you, you English muffin! Awwoooooo!"
"Whoa doggy!" exclaimed Randy laughing at Inu Yasha's retreating form.
*~*~*
"Hey! Get your filthy hands off me you pathetic excuse for a-oof! Oh so you people wanna play it rough now, huh?? Well I'll give you-"
"Osuwari!" commanded Kagome slightly angered and embarrassed at Inu Yasha's immature behavior.
"Oi, wench what was that for!!" angrily yelled Inu Yasha from the ground as best as he could. Kagome sighed shaking her head saying her apologies to the guards and everybody around them. "Once I get back up there I'm gonna- .."
"Osuwari," replied Kagome bored and tired from Inu Yasha's rambling, she turned to look at the camera, "I apologize for my friend's crude behavior; he has an ill temper and the maturity level of my little brother." Kagome smiled politely at the camera then muttered under her breath, "I bet Souta has a higher maturity level than Inu Yasha ever will.."
"Wench!! They were asking for an ass kicking! You don't mess with me and get away with it, besides they started it!" shouted Inu Yasha getting up. "So get it right before you pay the price!" (My brother says that all the time! n_n)
Kagome rolled her eyes in slight annoyance, "Inu Yasha, osuwari."
Inu Yasha slams into the ground, again, "Bitch! What the fuck was that for now?" grumbled Inu Yasha pissed as hell.
Kagome turns to the camera, "See what I mean, a little kid." She then looks down at Inu Yasha and shouted, "Inu Yasha did you ever hear the expression, 'Act your age not your shoe size'? Use it!"
"Oi, wench, remember I don't wear shoes! How the hell-"
Kagome sighs, rolls her eyes and then turns to the camera, "Just go back to the auditions, this is going to take a long time."
*~*~*
The screen then shifts of to auditions and Miroku comes in seeing Simon and crew laughing their asses off. Miroku grins, "You met Inu Yasha? Cool, I'm Miroku Kazaana." They all nodded their heads after calming down somewhat, not bothering to ask what song he was going to sing. Miroku clears his throat and then he briskly walks over to Paula cupping her hands into his, "Before I perform, would a woman who acquires great beauty such as yourself, bear my child?"
"What?!" shouted Paula surprised while Randy and Simon let out a full-blown laugh.
"I'll let you think about that," Miroku replied slyly while winking and walking away smoothly. Paula laughed goodheartedly while Miroku stood ready. "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" Miroku starts dancing like a lunatic, sliding in his legs back and forth but not moving anywhere while he spun his arms in a circular motion to the rhythm. Paula and Randy laugh while Simon looks on with wide disbelieving eyes.
"You other brothers can't deny! When a girl walks by with an itty bitty waist and a round this in your face you get sprung!" Miroku pretends he's on a horse, using his legs to gallop up and down, his left hand holding onto an invisible leash thingy and his right hand was in the air spinning pretending he was lassoing. When the sprung part came out he jumped back opening his hands then he continued on his little pony while Randy and Paula followed along with the lasso whereas Simon had his head in his head shaking it. "You wanna pull up tough, coz you noticed that butt was stuck!"
He then started doing the same move as earlier but he was sliding backwards now, "Beef to the jeans she's wearing, I hooked and I can't stop staring! Oh baby-."
"Alright! Alright!" shouted Simon in pure agony, shutting Miroku up. "That was by far the most ridiculously horrific act I have EVER laid my eyes on. I didn't think my eyes and ears could bear anything more..horrible! I can't make you any better as you see (Simon picks up his pen); this is a pen, not a magic wand. I suggest whoever sent you here that you sue them. Sue them for what they're worth. Horrible..absolutely horrible."
"Horrible? Horrible eh?" shouted/asked Miroku. He bent over slightly while picking up his left foot, taking off his flip-flop with mild difficulty muttering, "I'll give you horrible." He was about to chuck his flip-flop at Simon when guards came rushing out tackling him down, sending his flip-flop in the air. They pick him up carrying him away and a guard gives him back his flip-flop while Miroku throws in his last words waving his flip-flop in the air, "I'll be back! I'll be back with my flip-flop!"
"Aw hell, there goes another one. Damn Simon, everyone's on your back today!" mused out Randy giving Simon a funky face.
Paula lets out a chuckle while Simon lets out a grunt and rubs his temples muttering, "Can this day get any worse? I mean first, he comes in and practically asks Paula to bed him!" Paula and Randy go into another laughing fit.
"I wonder how many times that poor guy gets slapped around every day," stated Randy rather than asking.
"Second, he starts singing about big butts, which is probably the worst song of all time and he dances like a complete idiot!"
"I thought his dancing was quite fun," stated Paula laughing, coping the lasso trick.
"I agree with Paula, I like big-."
"Okay, I get it," Simon cutted in breaking Randy off of his little imitation. "Oh and don't get me started with Dog Boy."
Paula and Randy laughs at the vivid memory which only happened like ten minutes ago. "I don't know, I thought it was kinda cute," replied Paula while Simon looked at her skeptically and she continued, "until the point when he tried to attack you."
Randy laughs and agrees with Paula, "But, hey man ya gotta say, he's a good howler."
Simon scoffs, "So what? Anybody can do it, see awo! Simple as that, really!" Randy and Paula stare at him for a moment then laugh.
"Okay, Simon you do that, but be careful, they'll be coming to get you with their flip-flops," mused out Randy humorously.
Suddenly, Inu Yasha came barging in with Miroku, "I can hear you, you know?!"
"Here we go." muttered Simon rolling his eyes, a stoic face on.
Miroku looks around and backs up with a pathetic, "Yea, we hear all! Arrghhh." then as in after thought he brighten ups and grins, "Hey Paula, so can I take you up for that offer?"
Paula shrinks back in her chair, blushing while muttering, "Pervert."
Randy lets out yet another chuckle and says amazed, "Damn son, a person could only wonder."
Paula rolls her eyes and mumbles, "Yea really."
Simon finally thinking he had enough let out an agitated sigh, "Oh god where are they? Security!!"
Security walks in but then is pushed aside as Kagome and Sango walk by. Inu Yasha and Miroku visibly gulp, sweating nervously. The girls glare at the boys, tapping their feet, "Inu Yasha.."
"Houshi."
Miroku laughs nervously while Inu Yasha lets out a, 'Keh'. Suddenly Sango and Kagome are pulling on the poor hanyou and monk's ear while they let out a loud yelp. "Seriously, we can't leave you guys alone for one second without you causing trouble! At this rate they'll probably call S.W.A.T!" shouted Kagome, hurting the hanyou's oversensitive ears.
Miroku and Inu Yasha let out a whimper as Miroku says sarcastically, "Ah, do you think you can pull any harder?"
Unfortunately, the girls didn't catch the sarcastic tone and pulled harder. "OW!" they yelped out in pain.
"Miroku you idiot!" shouted Inu Yasha angrily while imitating him in a high pitched voice, "Do you think you can pull any harder? Keh, moron."
"Inu Yasha, don't even start," warned out Kagome meaningfully.
"Now what do you boys have to say for yourselves?" Sango finally said after a while.
"Uh.ow, hey!" started Inu Yasha but then stopped once Miroku kicks him, glares then grin at the girls.
Meanwhile Simon, Paula and Randy look on with amusement. "What he means to say is that we are terribly and horribly sorry and we won't ever do it again," feigned Miroku innocently.
The girls gave him a look but released their ears anyways, "Good, now lets go and don't cause trouble," replied Sango.
"Yes, m'am," replied the boys, sulking. With that Sango and Kagome walked out with the boys following.
Paula smiled and shouted after them, "You go girls!"
Just as everyone walked out the door Miroku pops his torso out and winks, "Later Paula!"
Inu Yasha's hand suddenly comes out and pulls Mirkou's collar muttering loudly, "Keep it in your pants man!"
"Oh gosh," muttered Paula, rolling her pretty eyes.
Simon suddenly says, "I quit." He throws his hands up slightly, " I can't take it anymore, these people are going to be the death of me one day."
Randy snorted and replies, "Literally."
"I know, really," backed up Paula.
Simon looks down then lifts his head up, "What did I do to deserve this?" he then quickly turns to Randy who was about to answer, "Don't answer." He then turns to Paula, "You too."
*~*~*
Heh, well here it is, tell me what you think! My very first fic (sniff) I'm so proud! I hope it wasn't THAT bad, coz then, that will just suck really bad. -_-,
Peyche!
~SiLvErD921~