ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU - HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH

(We see Matt and Kat on the screen. Kat is playing her shiny guitar with a look of ecstacy on her face, and Matt is smiling politely, trying not to flinch at her god-awful playing.)

YOU AND ME,

WE COME FROM DIFFERENT WORLDS

(Shot of Matt, decked out in Croc Dundee gear and catching a football thrown by Nath, then of Kat, dressed up in shiny tinfoil as she makes do with her space-girl act)

YOU LIKE TO LAUGH AT ME WHEN I LOOK AT OTHER GIRLS

(Shot of Matt and Kat. Matt's gaze follows Clarissa/Red across the screen as she walks past. Kat notices this, punches him in the face, and giggles at him when he falls down in surprise)

SOMETIME YOU'RE CRAZY,

AND YOU WONDER WHY

(Shot of Kat attempting to talk to her snorkel. Matt stares at her blankly)

I'M SUCH A BABY 'COS THE DOLPHINS MAKE ME CRY

(Shot of Matt and Kat on the couch, watching Flipper. They're passing a tissue box back and forth)

WELL THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO,

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU

(A giggling Kat leaps into Matt's arms. Whilst surprised at this display of affection, Matt is obviously pleased as well)

YOU LOOK AT ME,

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO SAY,

I MOAN ABOUT AT YOU UNTIL I GET MY WAY

(Kat is now ranting about something or other, whilst Matt gets a glazed look on his face, gradually looking more and more in danger of thudding)

I WON'T DANCE

(Matt shakes his head)

AND YOU WON'T SING

(Kat shakes her head)

I JUST WANNA LOVE YOU BUT YOU WANNA WEAR MY RING

(Shot of Matt and Kat outside a jewellery store. Kat is gazing in awe through the window at a shiny looking engagement ring as Matt looks around nervously. Then Kat gabs Matt's arm and drags him into the shop, a look of doom present on his face. Zed, who is standing nearby, extends him a look of sympathy)

WELL THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO,

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Shot of Matt and Kat, hugging each other tightly and looking all happy and stuff)

YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR FOOL,

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Shot of Kat and Matt looking through a window at old people hooked up to machines that go "blip, blip, blip". Kat makes a ridiculous face against the glass, just like Stan, Kyle and Kenny used to, and after a second, Matt joins in)

PUT ON A LITTLE DYLAN,

SITTING ON A FENCE

(Shot of Matt and Kat standing beside a wooden fence, looking around for someone. Dylan is sitting on the top of the fence, hiding from them)

I SAY THAT LINE IS GREAT,

YOU ASK ME WHAT IT MEANT BY

(Dylan loses his balance and falls off, landing face first in the snow. Kat looks startled and Matt points and laughs at him)

SAID "I SHOT A MAN NAMED GRAY,

(Shot of Maphesto getting... well, shot, from episode 202)

TOOK HIS WIFE TO ITALY

(Shot of Matt sitting in some Italian restaurant with a very old woman who resembles Maphesto. Both look bored stupid)

SHE INHERITED A MILLION BUCKS AND WHEN SHE DIED, IT CAME TO ME,"

(Shot of Matt and Kat by the fence with Dylan still face down in the snow, but now Matt is throwing fistfuls of money into the air. Kat looks more perplexed than ever)

I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M LUCKY,

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Kat shrugs and pounces, leaping into Matt's arms again. Matt happily forgets the money)

AIN'T BOBBY SO COOL,

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Bobby appears, doing a sort of tap-dance type thing with a goofy look on his face as he goes past. At the end of the guitar solo, he trips and falls offscreen with a crash. Matt and Kat both flinch)

YEAH, I'M TANGLED UP IN BLUE,

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Shot of Kat, who has entangled herself in a pile of blue streamers. Matt looks utterly confused)

YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR FOOL,

(Shot of Kat talking into her snorkel again. After a second she offers it to Matt, who hesitantly takes it, and after a long pause, puts it to his ear)

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

SOMETIMES I WONDER

IF IT'LL EVER END,

YOU GET SO MAD AT ME WHEN I GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS

(Shot of Kat talking to the pie queen, who of course, is not really there. Matt has a look on his face that clearly says, "Ugh...")

SOMETIMES YOU'RE CRAZY,

AND YOU WONDER WHY

(Shot of Kat backflipping and somersaulting all over the place. Matt is getting increasingly dizzy from watching her)

I'M SUCH A BABY, YEAH, THE DOLPHINS MAKE ME CRY

(shot of Matt and Kat back on the couch. Now Kat is the only one using the tissue box, as they're watching Free Willy. Matt looks as if he's deciding whether or not to tell her that Willy's a killer whale, not a bottle-nosed dolphin)

BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO,

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Matt and Kat shuffle close to each other and cuddle on the couch)

YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR FOOL,

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Shot of Matt serenading Kat in front of the entire school)

YEAH I'M TANGLED UP IN BLUE!

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU!

(Shot of Kat with the blue streamers again. After a moment's hesitancy, Matt comes over and starts to wrap himself up in them too)

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Shot of Matt and Kat happily crossing Stark's Pond, in a little paddle boat)

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Shot of Matt and Kat playing paintball against each other. Though early in the game, both are already turning interesting multi-colours)

I ONLY WANNA BE WITH YOU

(Closing shot of Matt and Kat, both covered in paintballs, collapsing together in a haystack and kissing as the song ends)