Hey ya'll I know that its been forever since I updated but ive had writers block plus ive been grounded for like the past week so a thousand pardons to my faithful readers who stuck by me no matter how much they wanted to yell at me through the screen. This is my new Artemis Fowl story I hope ya'll like it. I do not own Artemis Fowl only Kai and the plot. Please read and review.

Butler Pov

"Butler."

Butler heard Artemis call him over the house intercom and rushed from his place in the meditation chambers to where his young charge was.

"What is it Artemis?" Butler asked calmly as he walked into the study. Artemis held out a slip of paper to him. "it appears that we have been invited to attend a social gathering."

Butler smirked to himself at the boy's overly formal speech as he read the card.

Alexei Bromahov is honored to request Master Artemis Fowl the Second to a banquet at The Riviera in Venice, Italy on Saturday November 12 at precisely 8 o'clock.

The event is black tie and all patrons must have an escort including any security you may bring.

Your presence is much looked forward to.

Butler stared.

"Well."

"Yes," said Artemis, looking slightly worried, "it seems that in order to get into what will surely be the banquet of the year we will each need a date."

"Why don't you call Minerva?" Butler smirked, "I'm sure she'd be thrilled to go with you."

Artemis's brow cleared.

"A fine idea, old friend, and who shall you bring? Juliet?" It was now Artemis's turn to smirk.

Butler looked thoughtful for a moment before he had an idea.

"Yes," he said, "I do believe there is someone."

He walked off, already pulling out his cell phone to call the only person he would ever trust with something like this. He dialed in the number and listened to Tik Tok by Keisha play as he waited for her to pick up.

Hai?

"Hello Kai, it's Butler."

Oh my god! Butler I haven't talked to you in like forever! How have you been? What's up???

Butler chuckled lightly. Kai had always been rather excitable.

"I'm fine Kai, and you?"

Oh I'm great! Just went on a shopping spree. I'm actually in Paris right now. I was planning on dropping by to visit you in a few days.

"That's wonderful, by the way I was hoping you'd be willing to do me a favor."

Of course big guy! What is it?

"Artemis and I have been invited to a banquet in Venice next week and we need escorts. I was hoping you would consent to be mine."

Why Butler! You sly old dog of course! I would love to be your date to the banquet. I'll drop by the manor on Thursday is that okay?

"That's perfect Kai, thank you so much for agreeing to accompany me."

She laughed, her laughter almost making the phone shake.

Still the oh-so-formal-gentelman I see. Well, see you on Thursday then!

Kai Pov

As she pressed the end button on her phone, Kai looked at her friend and personal clothes designer who was standing next to her.

"Come on Kenzie," Kai said, looking excited, "lets put those famous sewing fingers to the test and make me a dress that will be the envy of all who see it."

Already planning, MaKenzie said, "Alrighty then….. we'll need to visit the fabric store and the drugstore for material and bandages."

"Got it."

As the two women took off into the unsuspecting streets of Paris, the very air around them seemed to hum with excitement. Something big was going to happen. They just knew it.

Alright so how do ya'll like my new story? It's my first Artemis Fowl fanfic and I love it! Please review because reviews means happy author. No reviews means depressed author and depressed authors very rarely update so press that pretty little green button over there and review! Ja!

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