Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z, though I wish I did.

The REAL reason Frieza destroyed the Saiyans.


"Lord Frieza, I must talk to you!" a voice called out. Frieza glanced up from his current play thing (unfortunate victim)before throwing it to the side." What do you want Zarbon" yelled Frieza who was rather annoyed at being interrupted.

"We need more food my lord" answered Zarbon nervously. "WHAT WE JUST GOT FIVTY CRATES OF FOOD, THAT SHOULD HAVE LASTED MONTHS! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT ALL!" Frieza shook with rage at the very thought of wasting more money. "The sayians my lord, there monstrous appetites seem to be causing use to lose many of our finest warriors to starvation" said Zarbon.

Frieza in a fit of unrivalled rage, grabbed the victim from earlier and threw him out the air lock. "That's it, no more, these moneys are too expensive to keep around anymore, we must get rid of them as soon as possible." yelled Frieza.

"Yes lord I will change course eminently"

As Zarbon ran to have the course change, Frieza started to pace back and forth trying to figure out what to do with his little problem. "How should I exterminate them? I don't want to get rid of all of them, even with their appetites there great warriors but I also don't want any females otherwise they will most likely repopulate… I know I will choose three young saiyan boys to join me. But who?"

(Five minutes later)

"Where is he?" Frieza was currently running around the ship looking for Zarbon so he could tell him his final decision. Unfortunately in the middle of his ranting he failed to notice the wall. BOOM! With than Frieza fell backwards and landed on his tail.

"SON OF A "

"My lord is that you" came a voice from the nearby door way. As Frieza quickly got up he said "Yes, now shut up so I can tell you what I have decided and Zarbon

"Yes my lord?"

"You didn't see anything" Frieza threatened as he made a small energy ball

"Of…of course my lord."

"Now as I was saying I plan to keep three of those moneys alive and I these are the ones I want. Vegeta, Radish, and Brolly. My Lord, the saiyans reported in that the one named Brolly died. FINE THEN WE'LL HAVE THAT DUMBASS NAPPA."

"Why him my lord?"

"Because he will be easy to manipulate and he can watch the other ones." Answered Frieza. "Now before I blow up there planet I will sent them on a mission and when they return to report in they will hear their planet was somehow destroyed. Brilliant my lord but what will you say destroyed their planet and why Radish, he has such a weak power level?"

"Are you questioning me!"

"No, of course not excuse me" Zarbon hastily run out of there trying to get as far away as possibly from him and his angry lord.

As Zarbon was running away, Frieza was lost in his thoughts about Radish.

"Radish's hair is soft and smooth and he is just drop dead gorgeous and I refuse to let such a fine specimen get away. But other than that he is around Vegeta's age so hopefully Vegeta will have something to drive him to be better."

As Frieza started walking away, he suddenly stopped and started to say to himself.

"I wander how they will react when they I tell them how a "Meteor" came and destroyed their precise planet Vegeta, HA HA HA." With that Frieza headed to the control station to take care of his monkey problem.

THE END