Disclaimer: I don't OWN Naruto. Because if I did, uh...this would probably happen at some point. But then again, probably not. But I can assure you; Rock Lee would NOT be there. Because I hate him. And Gai wouldn't be there either. Because I hate him too. Don't even ASK me why.

The adventures of Zabuza and the Bunny Chapter One: Petting The Bunny. Zabuza's adventure begins.

So I will start off this fic by stating that Zabuza is walking down the street. Oh how he is walking. He's walking with the bunny too. You know which bunny it is, don't you? It's that bunny that Haku has. That one that doesn't really even HAVE a name. But I'm calling him Kirika. Even if I will be calling him The Bunny anyway. I name him Kirika. Because I can. Even though I won't CALL him that in the fic. I will call him The Bunny. Or the bunny. Because I can. If it makes no sense to you, just pretend it does. Because I don't feel like explaining things that don't need explaining.

So, as I was saying. Zabuza is walking down the street holding the bunny. While walking down the street. Holding the bunny. Yes, that's exactly what Zabuza is doing. So, Zabuza holds the bunny. As he walks down the street. Because he can. Well, actually. Let's just say that he's holding the bunny and walking down the street because Haku told him to get um.............bunny food. Yeah. Zabuza is walking down the street, holding the bunny because Haku told him to go buy bunny food.

So Zabuza walks. And as he walks he starts petting the bunny. Did I mention that this bunny is white? Yes. It's white. Not because it's being a bunny that's held in a cage for the use of body switching. It's white because it's a snow bunny and it's winter. So does that mean Zabuza is walking on a snowy street, with the bunny, But was he doing this while petting the bunny? He might be. And he IS. But let's just say that's it's not. It's just snowing. Lightly. Because that's the kind of picture that's in my head right now. Even though when I first started this fic I pictured it being in the middle of that place on Episode Eighty four in Sasuke's flashback that wasn't snowing and the Uchiha Clan was hang up those little lamp thingys. If you haven't seen it that episode yet, just um...pretend I was talking about some road in Konoha. But now, after reading over this I realize that the Uchiha Clan is in Konoha, isn't it? So really, I just told you to picture a street in Konoha that you could have already been picturing in the first place, whether you saw the episode or not.

As I was saying, Zabuza is walking down the street. Petting the bunny. In the snow. So the bunny is white, and Zabuza is getting the bunny food. Because Haku said so. So he walks. Then he starts cuddling the bunny. I'm not sure why though. But he does. He's cuddling the bunny as he walks in the snow. Toward some store that has bunny food. Because Haku told him to go get bunny food. Therefore he is. Zabuza didn't really even need to take the bunny with him. But he wanted to because secretly, Zabuza doesn't want Haku to have the bunny because he wants the bunny all to himself to practice Body Switching. But that's not really the reason. We're just supposed to believe it is.

Zabuza is walking down the street and petting the bunny. He is also cuddling the bunny. While walking in the snow. As he does those things he is also going to some store without a name. Oh how he is.

While Zabuza is doing all of these things. I, The Author am looking at a Manga scan of chapter eleven. While doing THAT I just so happen to have zoomed in on some of the flowers by the bunny. And do you know what I saw? I see that there were faces. What if those faces eat the bunny while everyone is looking away? How can we let this happen?! Those flowers could be the reason that the things happening in the fic never took place! Gasp. Those flowers are of the devil........

If you want to, you can just skip everything in the previous paragraph about my wonderful discovery about the those evil hell-bent flowers that want to eat our poor little bunny and want to destroy the purpose of the fic. But you probably didn't. So I apologize for adding something so pointless. But I felt I needed to tell you because I think you should know all of the freakish details of the chapter, and all the things that might have, or really DID happen in the Manga and anime that they cut out to protect our poor bunny, and because I feel that you need to know that those flowers are RIGHT next to the bunny on chapter eleven in the second Manga. Let us hope that I discover nothing like the flowers with faces that want to hurt our poor friend The Bunny without a name again. Ever again. I guess this is just another strange thing about the Naruto world.

So, while I was going on and on about the flowers, Zabuza decided that he was going to stroke the bunny, while petting it and holding it and walking down the street in the snow all because of Haku wanting him to go buy bunny food. While Zabuza was doing all of these things he passed many, many buildings. As he did that he was petting the bunny. He was also stroking it and holding it. I wonder how long I can go on writing this fic without having anyone say anything. Because to tell you the truth, I don't intend to have them speak. Unless perhaps it's the bunny. Because we all love the bunny. Including Zabuza who is stroking it, petting it and holding it. Because what kind of person would hold a bunny, stroke it and pet it all at the same time while walking in the snow all the way to some store that probably doesn't even exist if the person didn't love the bunny? Right. No one. Everyone must love the bunny. Including me, the author/Narrator thing. Because I don't really even like bunnies. But everyone must love them, including me because it IS Haku's bunny and everyone must love Haku and all his belongings because I say so.

If all of this petting and holding and stroking is scaring you, you can go hide behind Sasuke. Because according to HyperRiceball he's just too sexy for his own feet.

Zabuza kept walking. He kept walking and holding the bunny. He also kept petting the bunny. And stroking it too. But don't you dare say that there is no difference between stroking and petting. Because there is. But don't ask me what it is. You won't get an answer.

As Zabuza was multi-tasking things that involved the bunny, the bunny decided he was hungry NOW. So he secretly ate an invisible carrot that's only visual to a bunny. So that the bunny would get real food later on. Because this bunny is a greedy bunny who eats and eats and eats and never poops because he's like the Drug Co. Dog on The Drew Carry Show. But apparently he's not the fastest thing on four-legs. But really, this bunny is special. So he can still run as fast as a bunny can no matter how much like the Drug Co. Dog he really is.

Zabuza decided that he was tired of going the same direction for the past three hours so he wanted to turn the corner. And he did. So he just petted and stroked and held the bunny as he changed directions and the bunny ate an invisible carrot that only bunnies can see because he's supposedly like the Drug Co. Dog. Even though invisible carrots have nothing at all to do with being like the Drug Co. Dog. But we can just say that it does, okay?

As Zabuza walked down the street petting and stroking and holding the bunny that was, and still is eating an invisible carrot he passed Shikamaru. Even though Shikamaru isn't supposed to be um........in Kirigakure. So let's say that this story takes place in Konoha.

Zabuza is walking down the streets of Konoha while stroking and holding and petting the snow bunny in the middle of winter, in the snow as the bunny ate an invisible carrot all because Haku told Zabuza he wanted him to buy some bunny food.

You have to wonder why Zabuza is in Konoha. Did he walk ALL THE WAY TO KONOHA just to get Bunny Food? Yes. He did. So now you're probably wondering why Zabuza didn't just stay in Kirigakure to get Bunny Food. It's because he wants to keep the bunny from Haku. Because Zabuza secretly wants to keep the bunny from Haku in order to practice more Body Switching. But that's not the real reason. That's just what Zabuza wants us to think. So we will.

You know what I think? I think Zabuza has been walking way too long. So now, with my Powers-Of-Authorness, and the help of Crislyn, Zabuza has decided that he wanted to skip like a little schoolgirl with pigtails. Although Zabuza doesn't HAVE pigtails, we can just pretend that he does. So now, Zabuza is skipping, holding the bunny, petting the bunny, and stroking the bunny. All because of Haku's wanting of Bunny Food.

Zabuza continued on his way. Petting. Stroking. Skipping and holding the bunny. No. He's not SKIPPING the bunny. He's skipping WHILE stroking, petting, and holding the bunny. So don't confuse yourself.

But as Zabuza was multi-tasking, he saw Shikamaru again. Shikamaru was sitting in the middle of the street. Yes. It's a shame that there aren't any cars. Since this IS Konoha. So, Zabuza skipped passed Shikamaru. But as he was skipping past Shikamaru, he heard Shikamaru singing the Poke' Rap. Yes. He was singing the ending theme to Pokemon. Why? Probably because Shikamaru is a freak and everyone hates him. Except me. Because I don't really care what he does. He's just some random person influencing my poor little Kazuma. But AS I was saying....

Zabuza heard Shikamaru singing the Poke Rap. So, on instinct, Zabuza started singing it too. As he was singing, he was DANCING. Because it's just so funny to picture Zabuza singing and dancing while holding a little white rabbit in the middle of the street while being started at by a very confused Shikamaru since there aren't any people left in the Village for some reason.

Zabuza continued singing and skipping and petting and stroking and cuddling and all while he was dancing down the street and holding a little white bunny in search of bunny food. As he did all those things, Shikamaru fallowed him. Of course no one will say anything because for some reason I'm just SO against dialogue even thinking about touching this fic. Why? I dunno. I just FEEL like not having them be all talkative-like. Even though Zabuza is SINGING.

And so, Zabuza kept up his multi-tasking. But then, just to add something to his Multi-taskingness Shikamaru runs up at the speed of fft (Really really fast) and puts a Pokeball on his head. Because it's a ball.

But then, in the corner of his eye, Zabuza saw an acorn. So, he took his multi-tasking self to where the acorn is. And stared at it. The Bunny, Being a bunny and all was still eating this invisible carrot. So Zabuza decided that he was going to pick up the acorn. But as he reached out to get it (while singing and dancing and skipping in place and holding and stroking and doing all of his multi-tasking) But then, as he was reaching out, that squirrel that Rock Lee saved on Episode 33 jumped out and stole the acorn and ran.

And Zabuza RAN! And he DANCED-RAN! And he SKIPPED-DANCED-RAN! after the squirrel. While holding the bunny and petting the bunny and stroking the bunny and did all of his multi-tasking in the snow all because of Haku wanting Bunny Food. The bunny, still being a bunny, was eating the invisible carrot like the Drug Co. Bunny that he is.

To be continued.....

By the way, the Author did NOT check over this after she finished. So she will before started chapter two. Um...review or something.