A/N: It's another fill from drrrkink meme. Man, I just can't stop filling 'em!
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Summary : Kida introduces Izaya as his boyfriend to Anri and Mikado, who are quite shocked at this unexpected development. Rather then accept it calmly, they are concerned for their friend and try everything to disrupt their relationship. Consequently, Izaya is rather amused by their (mostly Mikado's) futile attempts and decides to have some fun of his own.
"So that's how it is," concluded one Kida Masaomi as he nodded his head in a poor imitation of a wise sage. His best friend who was sitting in front of him, Ryuugamine Mikado, stopped a spoon of cake halfway to his mouth in shock of the sudden confession. The quiet girl sitting beside Mikado was also in shock, though it was hidden well. The girl was, of course, Sonohara Anri. Another close friend of Kida.
Anri put down her cup of tea on the table and shifted her hands on her lap. It was quite obvious that she was searching for a response that wouldn't offend Kida. When she could not find the words, she just settled for a reconfirmation. "So…you two are now…dating?"
Mikado flicked his gaze towards Kida and his current boyfriend. The spoonful of cake forgotten and he waited anxiously for the answer from his childhood friend. He had silently hoped with all his might that Kida was just playing around. That before they leave the café, Kida would suddenly come up to him, give him a big noogie and scream aloud "PSYCHE!" in the most dramatic way humanly possible.
Instead, the boyfriend answered, with a smile that just seemed to rub Mikado the wrong way.
"That's what Masaomi said, I believe~"
"Ma-Masa…omi?" stuttered Mikado.
"Yes! So we came here together to break the news to you two and ask for your blessings! So give it to us now, I command you!~"
"For…our blessings?" asked Anri, again wanting to reconfirm. She just gave Mikado a sideways look after the boyfriend nodded vigorously while clinging on Kida's right arm. Mikado didn't take notice at all, being too absorbed in his own thoughts, as he watched Kida slapped his boyfriend's arm away playfully.
"Well…" started Mikado.
"Ah! Will you look at the time! Masaomi, we should go now, or we'll miss the previews for the movie!"
"Eh? Ah, you're right!" cried out Kida. He frantically dug out his wallet and dumped a few notes on the table. "Sorry for not being able to stay. You can just give me the change tomorrow at school, okay?"
"Hey, Masaomi? Hurry!~"
And with that, the pair was gone, leaving behind two high school students worrying about the fate of their friend. Both look downcast; Mikado staring at the piece of cake in front of him and Anri looking out the side window of the café.
"…I thought we were planning on scolding him with a smile if he ever decides to come back to Ikebukuro…" started Mikado. Anri heard a thump beside her and turned to face Mikado when the table rattled, her tea spilling a bit on the white tablecloth. It seems that Mikado had stabbed the unfortunate table with a ballpoint pen.
"…Indeed we did." She replied with a stoic face.
"…Izaya is up to something, I'm sure of it." Mikado continued, rage simmering in between said words.
"He always is," agreed Anri.
"Kida is going to be devastated once that rat is done playing with him," said Mikado as he pulled out the ballpoint pen from the table's surface and proceeded to destroy his uneaten cake instead.
"We'll stop him before that happens." Anri looked back out the window, a tell-tale cruel shine peeking out her uniform's sleeve. "We'll stop him."
"…I'm his childhood friend and I still haven't ever called Kida by his first name. Unacceptable…"
"I don't intend to give my blessings either…"
They faced each other once again, eyes filled with resolve and determination. They got up and paid for their orders before leaving the premise. Neither spoke for a while, their brains racking themselves up to come up with ideas to break Kida and Izaya apart.
Mikado let out a frustrated sigh. "My place, then?"
"Sure. Let's just stock up on 'pre-war conference' junk food and stationeries first before coming up with an offense strategy."
"Stationeries? Nah, got loads of 'em at my house. No need."
"Ok then. Just junk food it is then."
They turned towards the direction of Mikado's rundown apartment. Once again, silence fell between them. There was one thing and one thing only that keeps resurfacing repeatedly in their minds.
Orihara Izaya is going down.
Ah, I'm having fun...I wonder if I should slip in a bit of MikadoxAnri somewhere in the future chapters? They look cute together!