OKAY GUYS, please comment or PM me for new topics. I will try to post one every other day, and I would love some advice on how to write. I will be updating frequently.
Sorry this is so short, I LOOOOOOOOOVE KOTLC, but I do not own the books. I also don't own the story. I am also to busy reading to write much.
REACT: KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES
SOPHIE: "What is this?" *Flips through the first pages* "OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HAS BEEN STALKING ME!"
FITZ: "Um… Okay?"
KEEFE: *Speed-reads the first chapter* "Holy crap! This is like a complete biography! I can know all your secrets!" *Raises his hands above his heads* "MWAHAHAHHAHA!" *Runs away with the book*
ME: "Wait, Keefe, there are five more!"
KEEFE: *Eyes widen*
SOPHIE: "NONONONONONONONO… Does it explain what I think?"
ME: *Nods*
SOPHIE: "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!"
KEEFE: "Wait! Does it reveal all of the mysterious Ms. F's secrets?"
ME: *Nods*
SOPHIE: "NONONONONONONONO…"
DEX: "Why does some human author know about elves?"
BIANA: "Good point Dex."
DEX: *Blushes* "Thanks."
FITZ: "Maybe a human that was alive during the Human Assistance Program told Shannon Messenger."
SOPHIE: "I could see that."
KEEFE: *Shrugs* "Can we read the book already?"
FITZ: "I agree with we read these? I'm getting impatient."
SOPHIE: "NO."
ME: *Ignores Sophie* "I know right, the next book comes out in an entire year!"
DEX: "Well, we haven't even read the first one."
ME: "Oh." *Passes out copies of all six books to everyone* "Be grateful, I spent my entire allowance on these. Have fun!" *Winks at Sophie and leaves*
SOPHIE: "GROAN…"
THE NEXT DAY…
FITZ: "Wow. Shannon Messenger is an awesome writer. My favorite part was when we try to break into exile. What was yours Sophie?"
SOPHIE: "Well, I liked the part where we escape from Paris. Even if it brings back terrible memories." *Shivers* "Keefe?"
KEEFE: *Sulking in a corner* "Science when do you have a crush on Fitz? I though you liked me."
SOPHIE: *Blushes* "Um… I uh, um…"
FITZ: *Blushes*
BIANA: *Squeals* "Oh my god! You would be so cute together!"
FITZ: "I guess…"
SOPHIE: *Eyes widen*
DEX: *Facepalms*
ME: "Okay, we're getting off track. Dex and Biana, what was your favorite part?
DEX: "I uh… liked the, um… part where, uh, me and, um… Sophie, uh… kind of, um, kiss."
BIANA: *Frowns* "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I liked the sleepovers. Yeah I know, boring and all, but they were fun!"
KEEFE: *Sighs* "I think my favorite part was the part where we stormed the original nightfall."
BIANA: *Shivers*
ME: "Well, this will have to wrap it up, I hope you enjoyed the reaction. And we will usually be reacting to useless, but hilarious human fads, items, and ideas." *Winks at Sophie again*
SOPHIE: "Wait, usually?"
ME: "Yeah, the next react is an elven thing. MWAHAHAHAHA!"
KEEFE: "Hey!"
DEX: "Interesting."
ME: "Until next time, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!"