Hello, my readers! I am jumping on the fan wagon and writing my own guidelines! Here is how they work:
Ironhide and Kitty alternate their rules. 10 per chapter.
Ironhide's rules deal with how to stay on the good of NEST's residential Kitty, and what happens when you don't.
Kitty writes (don't ask me how) on how to survive the 'Bots and their humans, and what they shouldn't do…
You might want to read NEST's Kitty first, to get a feel for the characters.
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Ironhide's Rules
Rule #1: Never forget to buy Friskies.
(Poor Epps.)
(Kitty came tearing out of the kitchen.)
(Where's my Friskies?)
(Epps walked in. Everything was destroyed)
(Have you learned your lesson yet, Robert Epps?)
Rule #2: Kitty doesn't like being petted by anyone but Annabelle.
(Miles saw Kitty in cat form.)
(He ran up and hugged her.)
(He needed over 50 stitches on his face.)
(Claws hurt, don't they?)
Rule #3: Kitty's iPod is not to be messed with.
(Sam thought it would be funny to hide it.)
(Kitty went on a rampage, and ran his boxers up the flagpole.)
(The ones with 'I Heart Tranquility' on them)
(Sunny and Sides where pleased.)
Rule #4: Horror movies are banned fro the base.
(Sunny watched 'The Wolfman')
(When he finally fell into recharge, Kitty walked past him, rubbing her tail along his side.)
(I didn't know Sunny was so femme-like!)
(No, Chromia! I did not mean it like that!)
Clang!
(Ouch…)
Rule #5: 'American Idol' is now banned.
(Kitty went on a rampage when her favorite contestant got voted off.)
(The human's iPods and the Autobot radios only played 'I'm a Barbie Girl' for a week.)
(Poor Bee.)
Rule #6: Pets are forbidden after 'The Mojo Incident'
(Sam brought Mojo to the base.)
(He barked at Kitty fro a while.)
(She punted the rodent across the base.)
(Sam gave her the same 'Mojo is a pet' lecture he gave me.)
(I don't think she listened.)
Rule #7: Mythbusters quotes are forbidden.
(Quotes and why they where banned.)
I reject your reality and substitute my own: Kitty's motto for the Autobots. Optimus was not amused.
I can't help but notice it's NOT ON FIRE YET!: Kitty shouted this when Ratchet was welding a berth.
Quack, damn you!: Kitty snuck up behind Galloway and shouted this. He did, in fact, quack.
Well, THERE's your problem!: Kitty walked up to Michaela and said this while pointing at Sam. Michaela thought is was hilarious, and Sam did not.
(Kitty, we might as well ban all reality TV shows…)
Rule #8: Do not tell Kitty Simmons is coming over.
(She hid in her room and no one could get her out.)
(Not even me.)
(Frag you, Sunstreaker!)
(It wasn't funny…)
Rule #9: Dog crates are forbidden.
(Mojo had his crate with him.)
(It was never found.)
(Kitty and I agree, the rodent needs to be terminated.)
Rule #10: Watch where you step.
(This applies to humans and Autobots alike.)
(Kitty's tail is easily damaged.)
(Leo! Miles! Sam! Will! Epps! Sunstreaker! Sidewswipe! Bee!)
(Only the human's and Bee apologized.)
(Slagging twins!)