It was a beautiful day in the mushroom kingdom and our plumber heroes were relaxing on the porch of their home on a clear day.
"I'm a-bored" said Mario
"Me a-too" said Luigi
A flying Koopa came flying to the Mario Bros. With a fancy pink letter in his hand
"Mail! For the Mario Bros."
Luigi got of his green chair and he walked to the parakoopa
"A letter from the Princess"
Mario suddenly sprang of his chair and he snatched the letter from ParaKoopa
"Woah! Mario chill" said Luigi
Mario tore the little sticker that kept the letter closed off
The letter said:
Dear Mario Bros (Luigi scoffed cause he hated that name since it only had Mario's name). At around 7 tonight, I will be hosting a fancy ball at my castle and I would love it you two came.
From: Princess Peach
" I'm out" said Mario
"What why!?" Asked Luigi with his right eyebrow up "I thought you liked Peach"
"…"
"Bro? Is there something you're hiding?"
"…"
"Mario! What are you hiding?"
"Nothing. I just don't want to go"
"Mario I'm your brother you can tell me anything"
"I SAID I DON'T WANT TO GO!"
Mario crumpled the letter and he ran into his house
"What the F***"
Luigi's phone suddenly rang so he answered
"Hello?"
"Hey Luigi it's me Daisy"
"!Oh h-hey Da-daisy what's up?"
"I was calling to make sure that you guys got the letter. Did you?"
"Yep. And I'm looking forward to it"
"Great! I can't wait either"
"Slight Problem though"
"Yeah?"
"Mario isn't coming along"
"What why not"
"I don't know. He just said that he's out and I'm pretty sure he's hiding something cause when I asked he blew up like a bomb-omb"
"Can you at least try to convince him to come. Peach was really looking forward to spending some time with Mario"
"Yeah that's another thing. When I asked him if he likes Peach, he didn't respond"
"Who are you talking to?" Asked Mario
Luigi turned around with slight fear
"Here brother"
Luigi handed his green Mushroom styled phone to Mario
"Hello?"
"Mario!? Luigi told me that you refuse to go Peach's ball"
"Ha! Balls"
"Mario! I'm being serious. Why don't you want to go? I thought you liked her? And she is really excited to spend time with you. Do you really want to be the person that breaks her heart?"
"One Question at a time for F***'s sake"
"Mario I swear if you don't show up"
"Oohh I'm so scared. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to track you down and beat the shit out of you and I'll never want to see you and your brother ever again"
Luigi suddenly dropped to his knees
"Mario brother Please go! I don't want to stop seeing daisy. I like her. Please!" Wailed Luigi
"Get off the ground. You'll get dirty"
"I'm not getting up till you say you're going"
"Mario?" Said Peach in a sweet, beautiful, and cheery voice through the phone
"P-peach!" Said Mario as his face turned red as his hat
"Mario? Is it true that you don't want to come?"
"I do want to go but I wanted to surprise you by saying I wasn't going just so I can surprise you by showing up BUT SOMEONE *Luigi**Daisy* had to ruin it"
"Oh. Whoops" said Luigi
"Oh Mario! That's so sweet" said Peach
"Yeah it took me a while to think of someway to surprise you but now all that time is wasted"
"Oh Mario. All I want is for you to show up. I don't need no surprises nor nothing like that"
"See you at 7 Princess"
"Okay. Bye Mario"
Mario hung up luigi's phone and tossed it to him
"I'm sorry bro"
"Ah. Don't worry about it"
Mario's Red style Mushroom phone started to ring all of a sudden so he answered it
"Hello! It's a-me! Mario!"
"Hey Mario long time no see" said Rosalina
"Hey Rosalina how have you been?"
"Good. Thanks for asking...Mario are you still in the plumbing business?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"My Bathtub is always getting clogged and I've tried everything to try to unclog it but I couldn't"
"Would you mind taking a look at it?"
"Sure I'll be there soon"
"Thanks Mario. I really appreciate it"
"Bye-Bye"
"Bye Mario"
"Where are you going?" Asked Luigi
"I'm going to Rosalina's Observatory to fix a tub problem"
"Do you want me to go with you?"
"Nah. I should be done within half an hour"
Mario headed to a launch star that was next to their house so he can launch himself to the Observatory
"Don't forget about the ball at 7"
"I won't forget"
Mario was launched through space while he used his yellow cape as a net to catch shooting star bits
Mario landed on the landing ground of the comet observatory with plenty of different colored star bits
"Wow! Red, yellow, green, blue, Rainbow colored, Pink...Rainbow colored!?"
Mario put the rest of the star bits on his person and he held the Rainbow colored one in his hand
Mario knocked on the door and he waited a while until Rosalina opened the door
Rosalina opened the door and she noticed the Rainbow colored star bit in his hand
"Oh Mario you got a rainbow star bit. That's pretty rare but not that difficult to find"
"What's so special about this kind of star bit?"
"That kind of Star Bit does the most randomness thing to a person from eating hundreds to thousands pounds of food without dying, sleeping for weeks, just the most randomness things"
"Cool! Do you want to see what this thing will do to us?"
"Mario are you sure you want to risk it?"
"Yeah why not? Unless you're scared"
"I'm not scared gimme"
Rosalina snatched the star bit and she broke it in half and she handed a half to Mario
"I'm pretty sure that since this is both the same star bit then the effects will be the exact same for both of us"
"Are you ready?" Asked Mario
"Yep"
"In 3..2..1..Go!"
Mario and Rosalina ate their star bits but nothing happened
"Wow! What a let down" said Mario
"That's weird"
Suddenly there was a huge blast of smoke
"What the...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Shrieked Mario
Mario and Rosalina have suddenly switched bodies
"Mario? You're me?"
"I'm a woman now!?"
With the body change came with the voice change
Mario had Rosalina's Voice and Body
Rosalina had Mario's Body and Voice
End Of Chapter 1