Title: Decisions
Warnings: Slight language and small (very small) mentioning of sex
Words: 561
Summary: It was Duncan's decision, but someone might be able to change his mind for him…
Notes: Pure Dialogue. :)
"I can't wait for that class trip on Friday! It's going to rock, dude. There's going to be so much stuff to do, brah, and it's going to be like one big party, and-"
"Hey Geoff?"
"Yeah, Deej?"
"Do you even know where we're going on Friday?"
"Uh…"
"We're going to see some stupid play, you idiot. Dracula or something."
"You say that like you don't want to go, Duncan."
"Did I? Great job, inspector Geoff. Why the hell would I want to go see some stupid play anyway? That's what we have TV for."
"Eh, man! Don't hate on plays! I once put on a play for bunny. He really loved it."
"…"
"…Yeah, whatever. I still don't feel like going to that play."
"Duncan, dude, you got to come! It's going to be fun!"
"I don't got to go to anything. I make my own damn rules."
"You have to come! Bridgette and Trent and Gwen and LaShawnna and Courtney and everyone are going, dude! And Courtney is coming! So you know you want to go, brah!"
"Why don't you want to go, Duncan? Do you like, hate being with Courtney or something?"
"What? You dumb ass- of course I don't!"
"Of course?"
"Of course?"
"Of course?"
"Quit twisting my words around on me!"
"Fine, Duncan. You don't have to come to the play."
"Exactly! Thank you DJ. I don't have to do anything I don't feel like doing."
"But, dude…"
"No, Geoff, if Duncan doesn't want to go, it's his decision."
"Damn straight."
"And if some guy sees Courtney, in the dark of the theatre, and decides to keep her company, it's her decision to let him put his arm around her."
"Huh?"
"If she decides to let him write his number on her hand, it's her decision."
"Wait a second-"
"And if she calls him up and meets him for a date, and then they kiss, and then they make out, and then they do it-"
"Just shut the f-"
"And then they meet each other's parents while you stare at them from afar wishing that was you with her, and while they get engaged and then get married and then conceive a child in the forest in your backyard-"
"DJ, what the hell? STOP IT-"
"And when you decide to walk out into the forest that night to pick up some extra firewood-"
"Why the hell would I want to make a campfire anyways?"
"And when you stumble upon Courtney having the greatest sex of her life, and you are not involved, and she is screaming some other guy's name, and you watch in horror as you realize you let go of the best thing of your life that one simple night of a play, as you go into a spiraling depression that will ultimately lead to group therapy and a strait jacket, as you kind of somewhat get a hard on from watching-"
"DJ, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU-"
"Just know-"
"I'M GOING TO KILL Y-"
"It's your decision."
"…"
"Um… Duncan, dude? Are you OK? I'm sure DJ was just joking-"
"I don't give a fuck."
"Duncan?"
"I'm going to that god damn play. And stop smiling like that, DJ, you asshole."
"Yes sir."
"…"
"Just tell me one thing, DJ."
"Yeah?"
"WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I EVER GET A HARD ON FROM THAT?"
Fin
Authors Note:
…Tee-hee.
Thanks for reading!
First Draft Finished: 1/7/2011
Final Draft Finished: 1/7/2011
Published: 1/9/11
Fandom: Total Drama series
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©2011 Cereal-Killa