Guys I'm not dead! At least I hope not! God, it's been forever since I was last on here. A zelda fangirl got me sick and I still had to go to school so my friends were like, are you okay and my response was, it feels like 2007. Those were the days. I had my atari, that weird dragon game on there (Look up atari dragon game and laugh at me.), and that one game where you save the carnival. I had nightmares for at least a year after five minutes of that stupid thing. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please tell me in the reviews what the name was because I swear to god I can't remember and I need to show my friends how terrifying it was. Oh, check out teal-slayer13 on tumblr, (No there is not a space, sorry if it looks like that.) because it's Teal! Yeah, she has a tumblr. It's funny. She has a lot of Percy Jackson stuff. So far she hasn't mentioned me *Cough Cough* but that still doesn't mean you shouldn't go on and look at what she has. So anyway, I hit a wall in my main story and I'm not going to do a lot of raposatale until I can finish most of the main story so far. In other words, Creation a.k.a book one. I don't know how many books there will be in that series but I have the end of this book, the entire next book, and the end of the series planned out. So, I'm having a hard time writing that out and I decided to do this. It's a super smash bros thingy with lots of characters including Autumn as subspace cop and smash bros audition videos. Many of these things came from my friends as we played smash 4 on their wii u in their basement at like, 8:00. Here is one of the first smash audition videos, starring one of the characters I would want most in smash bros, Wilfre! Let's do this!
"Is this stupid thing on?" The shadow raposa slammed the video camera against the table multiple times. Jowee gently removed it from his paw and turned it on, "Now, action!" Wilfre cleared his throat, "Greetings Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Smashers. I am Wilfre of... Jowee what world do they call this?!"
"Drawn to Life."
"Yes, Drawn to Life. I wish for my world to have representation in your ranks. And who better to represent us than me? The god of this world?" Autumn walked by in her pajama pants and a tank top. She flicked him in the head, "You ain't the flipping god here pea brain. I am, ya gotta problem with that, take it up with my sword." Wilfre rubbed the back of his head, "As I was saying, I would love to represent my world in your universal hub. I have a staff that I tend to use to fight. It shoots colorful light and can summon my minions if I choose. It's also durable. I know this because I hit Jowee over the head with it daily and it has no dents yet. I have a habit of draining color from things which can be damaging and traumatizing as I've heard, however, I don't need to use that. I can make it rain stars from the book of life, I throw tridents, and I have a giant scorpion."
"Why don't you tell them how you killed the mayor," Jowee said, "Or will that get you disqualified?"
"Quiet mortal! I will end you. Now, where was I? Oh, I also can summon my throne to wreck the competition. Jowee, come, I must show them what it can do. Fetch Hiro, he seems like a good victim- I mean, volunteer."
"You're nuts!" Hiro dodged another lightning strike as Jowee filmed. Wilfre laughed, "All I want is to show the others my power."
"You're never getting in! You're evil!"
"Gannondorf," Jowee stated, "Bowser, Bowser Jr. Bad guys can get in."
"And I will get in!"
"Worst case scenario you're an assist trophy." Hiro laughed at Jowee's statement, "an assist trophy? He's kill everyone!" Wilfre dismounted from his throne and walked back over to Jowee and the camera.
"So, respond to this or I will destroy your worlds one by one. I better get in. Alright stop filming Jowee! I'm going to go kill something."
Master Hand and Crazy hand watched the video three times. They showed it to everyone. No one had any response to the video, well, except for King DeDeDe, "That guy's not going to make it in here, right? He's almost as op as Meta-Knight in Brawl and we all know how that went. Banned from the tournaments. So he's not getting in, right? Guys? Right?"
Wilfre burst into Jowee's room a week later holding a letter, "Guess what sucker!"
"Oh Creation no."
If only Wilfre was in Smash bros. I would main as him, Kirby, and Lucina. Actually I can play as almost any character and I'm a tough opponent. Kirby may be low tier but I can bring everyone down with him. If I get a tumblr account I'll see if I can post videos or something and I'll video my video game truck victories. Anyway, sorry if this seems short, I'm still getting used to my laptop. Well hope you enjoyed, leave a review and, "Don't die!"
