"Oh Ganon-kun, I wish the world understood our love." Link said, wallowing in the despair that was their relationship that was destined to fail from the beginning.
"I know, fluffy bunches, but they don't realise that what we have is pure, and true." Ganon replied, stroking Links face tenderly.
"Oh Ganon-kun, you always know what to say to make me feel better. I'm horny now lets have sex!" Link exclaimed!
Eyes bulging slightly, Ganon feels something in between Links legs. "What's this?"
Link leans forward and nuzzles into Ganon's chest before flipping Ganon around and ripping off Ganon's pants furiously and spits onto Ganon's love hole, before shoving himself in deep. Ganon instantly cummed, feeling a whole he never really new was there being filled. He was made whole, complete.
