A.N. Okay, CraftAsher28 here. First of all, it's been awhile, but new computer and yadda yadda. I will update my other two stories as soon as I get back on track and shit. So. Bleach ended. With a whimper.
Seriously, I know you guys do not need another rant; you probably gave someone else one yourself, so I'll skip that. To be honest, it wasn't THAT bad. They could have just started shitting out random ass powers and characters along with dumb-as-fuck plot revelations. *COUGH-NARUTO-COUGH* Instead, Kubo just decided to blue-ball us. Anyway, MY personal problem wasn't the ending itself. (I suppose it IS pretty hard to give a decent fight scene when your enemy has such a hax power. At that point it's one-hit-kill-or-die.) No. My problem was the epilogue.
I am NOT anti-Orihime. Let's be clear. I think she is funny, cute, and very sweet. My problem, is that while I am pro-Orihime, I am anti-Ichihime. (Shameless Ulquihime shipper) It's just, having a character who shows no interest WHATSOEVER in another character who is crushing on them is fine. What is not fine is that character friend-zoning the other and then we get the "fact" that a decade later they are (presumably) married and have a kid. (A cute kid, I'll admit it). Out of nowhere. WTF Kubo-sensei. Ugggghhh.
Okay, so yeah, this is a temper-tantrum fic. Deal with it. I am going to just super-impose other characters over Orihime and see what my head creates. By "other characters" of course what I mean is "every character who gets a single line in the manga besides Orihime. Even those who would be worse than Ichihime, those who would have the same reasons I hate Ichihime, and crack pairings." If you also want to see that, then click the next chapter button. If not, click the BACK button.
Spoilers. There won't really be any order. Sorry.