Disclaimer: Silly adorable readers, I could never come up making a shounen series like beyblade. We have to thank Aoki Takao for that.
(A/N): To be really honest with you while I was writing 'Reunion gone wrong' my friends offered me to drink with them at this cool new bar that serves delicious grilled meat and a live band playing cool songs. I HAVE THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE! (translation: I'm wasted while writing this)
The alcohol made me do it
Friday night
Also, known as drinking night at Tyson's house where the guys get together for a night of binge drinking, a night of irresponsibility and acting like total jackasses except Kai who has high tolerance of alcohol. Kenny, the ultimate lightweight was already on the floor after sipping 1 glass. His friends drew funny lines on his face for fun and mistakenly used a permanent marker but they didn't know that yet.
Tyson drew a funny mustache on Kenny, he paused for awhile and observes the mustache drawing
in Tyson's mind 'hmmmm... I wonder if I look cool with a mustache. heh I'm using a temporary marker anyway' he went to a mirror and actually drew a mustache on his face. Satisfied, he called his friends and hear their approval "Hey guys what do you think?"
red faced Max giggled "hehehe cool"
Ray, despite being older and more mature member of the group but when his system just had an overload of alcohol, he wasn't always thinking right "hey let me try"
Tyson gave him the permanent marker. Ray went over to the mirror and drew on his face a thick curly mustache. "how do I look?"
Tyson and Max burst out laughing
Kai minded his own business and just absentmindedly stared at the window. The truth is, Kai wanted Hilary to come, too bad Kai can't have some drunk hot passionate sex with his fiance tonight even though she said to wait until it's their wedding night, Tyson was so adamant that it will be a boys night out and there's nothing he could do about it. Period.
Tyson tries to lighten the mood for Kai "C'mon Kai think of this as a pre-bachelor party without the strippers. I know! do you want me to strip for you?". Tyson took off his shirt and does belly dancing, Max and Ray cheer him on
"you look sexy Tyson!" Max screams and gave him a wolf whistle
"Do a hip thrust!" requested Ray, Tyson did so and Ray slaps his butt
Kai begins to question their sexuality and reverts back at looking at the window
curious about putting mustache drawing on his face, Max wanted to give it a try and took the marker "I wonder how I look like with a goatee just like dad" he drew a goatee and colored it around his chin. After he's done, he took a closer look "I look awesome"
"I guess were mustache buddies now" Tyson laughs at the image of them with mustaches
"YEAH!"
Ray pointed at the person next to him "what about Kai?"
the three of them look sinisterly at Kai
upon hearing his name, Kai looks at his friends and notice a bad feeling. A feeling that the three of them are plotting some crazy stupid plan on him and the way they are staring at him proves his point, he need to get the hell out fast!
before Kai could move a pair of hands belonging to Ray and Max has already caught both his arms and Kenny latched himself on Kai's leg while still dozing, how did he manage to do that?
"MMmmm... Ming Ming, you smell like cool winter breeze kinda like Kai" apparently Kenny was dreaming and drooled at Kai's leg.
Shit, how the hell can Kai get out of this now?
Tyson prepares the black marker and stares at Kai mischievously "now, now Kai, there's no need to struggle this ink is only temporary hehehe"
the moment the tip of the black pen marker could touch the surface of Kai's face all hell went loose
The next morning at Tyson's home
it was a beautiful morning filled with blue skies, the cool sensation of the morning breeze, the birds chirping and a sudden ear bleeding screams that are coming from Hilary in the background. This caused the poor birds to drop dead.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR FACES?"
Hilary screamed at her five friends who all have funny drawings on their faces except Tyson the only person who's face was colored to black (courtesy of an angry Kai). Kenny has to cover his ears, it's bad enough he has a hangover but to get yelled by Hilary is making his headache worst.
Tyson tries to explain "err...we had too much to drink?"
Daichi laughs at their predicament
"THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE! WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING? THAT'S PERMANENT INK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Ray scratches the back of his head and sheepishly avoiding eye contact "we really had way too much to drink"
Hilary was disappointed at Ray... very, very disappointed
"Well if you could have been there you could have stop us from doing stupid things" Tyson argued
Hilary rants "if you weren't a sexist prick you should have invited me in the first place! look what you guys did to yourselves! Max has a badly drawn mustache, Ray looks like a chinese/french offspring, Tyson your face is all black, Kenny... oh god, what the hell did you guys drew on his face?"
Kenny felt like crying
Hilary turned to Kai, surprisingly, Kai's face was left unscathed.
"Kai how come your the only one with no ink on your face?"
"I do have ink on me" Kai said and looked murderously on the person responsible. It took a lot Tyson's self control to not laugh out loud on what he did to Kai last night.
Hilary scans Kai "where? you look fine to me"
Kai took her by the hand,led her inside the house and towards the bathroom. Once they're inside the bathroom Kai starts to unbuckle his belt. Hilary was confused, is her fiance horny right now? Hilary blush at the thought "Kai what are you doing? I thought were saving ourselves for our wedding night. I dont want to lose my first time inside Tyson's bathroom"
Kai gave her an odd look "what are you talking about? I'm showing you this" Kai pulls down his pants and underwear.
Hilary quickly looked away and covers her eyes "EEEK!"
"Hilary be mature about this, you will eventually going to see 'it' after were married anyway"
he was right, Hilary felt silly. They were engage to be married after all, she hesitantly stares at it for a while and her eyes went wide at the sight 'Goodness he's huge!' then she notice something written on his penis in bold capital letters
'TYSON WAS HERE'
Outside...
"... and that's how I ambushed Kai in the bathroom, knock him out cold and vandalize that huge abomination of his" Tyson boasted, for Tyson to manage an incredible feat it's a miracle that Kai didn't kill him and instead Kai chose a different punishment but there is still one person who hasn't given Tyson his punishment.
Ray facepalmed "what were you thinking?"
Tyson's only excuse was "the alcohol made me do it!"
"Hilary will kill you" Max warned
as Max predicted, a murderous scream coming from Hilary can be heard all the way from the bathroom "TYYYYYSSOOOOOOOON!"
Tyson took this as a cue to run away "well I sure learned a lesson today. From this day forward I will never ever, ever! drink too much alcohol. See you guys bye!"
1 year later Tyson did it again and with Kai this time
what drunken adventures awaits them?
Till next time on The alcohol made me do it part 2
I can't believe I posted another story with a sequel
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