It would be funny if not for the fact that it happened so often. Gemma sighed heavily as she entered the school. With Tara at work and Jax and the boys up to Club business it fell on her to figure out the mess Abel and Moby had gotten into…..again.
She walked into the office and found them both sitting there looking smug. She rolled her eyes. "Go get in the damn car, and let me handle this."
"Sorry Grandma, couldn't help ourselves this time." Abel said kissing her cheek.
"Your dad tried the same charm on me too. Didn't work then, wont work now. Now scram. I had to reschedule a hair appointment for this." Gemma said inwardly trying not to smile.
The boys high tailed it out of the office. Abel and Moby had been like peas in a pod since they were little. Moby was four years older, but he'd failed twice while Abel had skipped two grades, placing them both in the same grade. Abel was a lot like his dad, blonde, tall, and ever the smartass. Moby was not like his dad, except for the weirdness. Moby was slightly shorter than Abel, his dirty blonde hair stuck out in every direction. Moby had a bad case of ADHD, so his meds had to be monitored, especially since the last time when he took too many and went crazy in the Lodi mall. It had taken the Sons an hour to catch him as he ran around throwing underwear he took form the Victoria's Secret store. Half of the time was because he was fast the other half was because they couldn't stop laughing as he yelled "Panties, I love panties!"
Both boys love to pull pranks, whether they backfired or not, and that was what brought her here today. She sat down in Principal Hill's office and waited to hear the latest scandal her boys had gotten into.
"Mrs. Morrow, I'm sure its no surprise that you find yourself here once again." He began.
"No its not, so lets skip the pleasantries and get onto it, I have some errands to run. What did they do this time?" Gemma said ready to go.
"This time they put koolaide in the shower heads. Now I have twenty eight football players and twelve cheerleaders with blue and purple hair."
"And how do you know it was my boys?" She questioned.
Principal Hill took his glasses off and sighed. "Because their hands are stained."
Gemma sighed. "So what's the punishment?"
"This time I'm afraid its Out of school suspension, three days and a written apology to the teams."
Gemma stood. "Fine, they'll see you in three days."
She walked out to find them sitting in her car, trying to be good. This made her snort, they wouldn't know good if it pitched a tent in their asses.
"You two are in trouble so quit the angel acts, it wont work. Speaking of work I know of some dorm rooms that need cleaning and the bathrooms need the grouts cleaned. That's what you'll be doing for the three days of OSS you have, and when that's done you have to write a letter of apology to the sportos whose hair you dyed." She put the car in gear and headed back to the Teller-Morrow garage.
When she got there, Moby and Abel climbed out and took off. They ran in the direction of the garage. Gemma slowly followed behind them. Abel hid behind his dad, while Moby hid behind Clay.
Gemma laughed. "Nice try boys but hiding behind them will get you nowhere. Now you can go start cleaning dorm rooms or I can kick your ass, what'll be?"
Moby and Abel took off to the clubhouse. Jax and Clay laughed. "What did they get into this time Ma?"
"They put Kool-Aid in the shower heads at school. The football team and the cheerleaders are sporting purple and blue hair as we speak."
Everyone in the garage laughed. "Least its better than last time when they super glued all the teachers to their seats." Jax said.
"Yea well this time it landed them in OSS so I told them they could clean the dorm rooms and the grout in the bathrooms. They also got letters of apologies to write." Gemma said taking out a cigarette and lighting it.
"Come on Ma boys will be boys." Jax stated giving her the same smile his son had given her earlier.
It was right when she went to retort, that the boys came screaming out of the clubhouse.
Moby hit the ground clawing at his face screaming, "My eyes, my eyes! Oh damn my eyes!"
Abel looked like he was going to puke.
"What happened? You were in there two minutes." Gemma asked puzzled.
"It was awful Grandma! We went in to clean and all you could see was Tig's naked ass!" Abel said looking green.
This made everyone in the garage burst into laughter. Gemma hugged Abel and Moby. "Oh my poor babies." She said shaking with laughter.
Tig came walking up, thankfully dressed. "Next time knock morons, or I'll rape the both of you."
"Alright Tig, you've scarred them enough." Clay said chuckling as Moby made a cross with his fingers.
All in all it was just another day in the life of Abel and Moby.
A/N This story is co-written by myself and my sister. We were joking around and decided to post our ideas of what life would be like for Abel and Moby in their teen years. Total crack fic, hope you enjoy! Read and Review, let us know how you like it!