AN: Yeah. Here is the next Zelda game that Nintendo should totally make. I swear, Link is way too nice. We need to badass him up. Enjoy and review.
Just a random caution for you: This gets very inappropriate. This ain't your mother's Zelda Fanfic. 'Tis full of swearing and stuff. So, yeah. Read at your own risk.
"Link you dumbass, wake up!" The voice awoke Link for the umpteenth time today. Groggily, he opened his eyes, stretched, and yawned. His blood red-tipped blond hair was messy from sleeping on it, but whatever. He never cared. He wore a maroon tunic and black pants; his usual attire for everything. It took some time for his eyes to adjust to the minimal light in his room. It was small; only big enough to have a desk and a bed in it. And that was the only thing he had in it. It had an old wooden door to the right of Link.
He looked over at the person next to him. She was a young Hylian; she had the normal pointed ears of the elf-like race, like Link. Her dark brown hair was pulled back around one shoulder. Her blue eyes gazed into Link's silver ones. "Wakey wakey, buttercup! Rise an' shine, Princess. I can do this all day, you know."
Link glared at her. "Aya, do I have to tell you that I'm one year older than you, and today is the day of the Ceremony, so I'm allowed to sleep in if I want," Link grinned. "Plus, I know how to get anyone back if they piss me off. That includes you."
Link and Aya were part of the not-well-known group of assassins called the Desert Foxes. Like the Gerudo warriors, they too lived in the desert. Unlike the amazonian women, however, they were a mix of men and women. The Foxes lived in an underground stronghold. Their ways have always been secret, even to the Gerudo thieves, for hundreds of years. The Ceremony was a rite that every Fox apprentice was to go through. Link and Aya were both apprentices; called Kits by the older assassins.
"Link, stop going off into Lala land!" Aya poked him.
"Sorry, but I'm just so excited! I finally get to become a Fox!" Link had a triumphant grin on his face.
The door opened as a dark cloaked man entered. "Aya, why are you in here? Doc said he needed you in the infirmary. Asap." Aya nodded and ran out of the room. "Well, Linkey, mah boy," the man said, using his nickname for Link, "Feeling up to a bit 'o' food before you get ready for the glorious Ceremony?"
Link nodded. "Jax, you know I'm always ready." The Hylian boy stood up and found an obsidian colored shirt. Looking over at Jax, he said, "Undressing in front of guys, especially you, is very creepy."
Jax grinned as he left the room, remarking, "Well, it's good to know that maybe one day you'll find a woman who loves you as much as I do. Maybe even more. Although I would appreciate it if you decided to realize your love for me." He closed the door behind him and walked down a brown corridor, finding happiness in seeing Link's look of pure grossed-out terror as he talked. Oh, yes. This is going to be a very fun trial. Because he was the one who was deciding on the tests.
AN: WTF?!?! I love Jax. He's so freakin' awesome! Yeah, I'll post 'em as I write 'em.