Well, finally got this one out, hope you all like it and tell me what you think after reading it.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything Naruto or Star Vs The Forces of Evil related, all ownership goes too there rightful owners. Also, big thanks towards jgss0109 on DeviantArt for letting me use his characters he made of the last Queens of Mewni and there history.
-Chapter Begin-
/PRESENT TIME, AT MEWNI WITHIN THE FOREST OF CERTAIN DEATH\\\\\
"P...up...wake...wake up...WAKE UP!" With that yell, almost immediately a man opens his eyes to see a giant blazing fire ball heading his way just before he jumps out of the way, doing a roll before standing up straight with a serous expression upon his face.
"Well that would have hurt." He muttered to himself. The one who had dodged was a tan skinned man, he had dark brown hair, brown eyes, and a mole on his right cheek. Along with that was a five o-clock shadow and a scar over his left eye. What he wore was a ripped red hoodie that acted as a cape over his biker jacket that was opened up to reveal his six-pack. He also wore black sleeves gloves, ripped pants and finally tight boots.
"Ya' think!" Hearing that shout, he turns to his very noticeable right arm which was a large tentacle creature with a light magenta underside and light pink suction cups. Most of the arm is deep blue and fades to purple at the tip of the tentacle. It also has teeth that were a dull yellow and sharp, finally it was covered in pink slime.
"Hey, just stating the obvious..." He told his arm before looking at his left hand where he held a wand but the top part of it consisted of a katana's blade. The man just looks around himself at the blazing forest before straight ahead where he saw a single individual approaching him in silence. The figure wore what could be seen as knight armor yet sported nine blazing tails and that includes a crown atop its head, formed by black flames.
"Naruto..." Hearing that name, he only stops in front of the man who pointed the sword wand at him.
"Just stop this already, Star would never want you to do this!" Hearing that, the one known as Naruto had a weapon appear in front of him by flames. The weapon was a large heavy broadsword covered in rust. The blade and the hilt are separated from each other and connected by a fuller. The blade is huge and has a pointed tip while the base is pointing inward, creating an angle as well as possessing a very long handle. He simply points it directly at the man before it bursts into flames.
"Don't waste your breath, Marco." Was all he said before the two swung that blades, the connection between the two created a shockwave that spreads in all directions while a crater formed at there feet.
/FLASHBACK; AT THE CRYSTAL DIMENSION, HOME TO THE CRYSTAL PRISON\\\\\
"I don't like this at all?" Spoke a tall humanoid-like creature with green skin. He has a large crystal for a head, two small blue crystals on his chest, green snakes for arms and legs, and one eye. He wears a long purple cape and purple underwear briefs.
"You say that every time before he's released, Rhombulus." Spoke a pale white skinned woman who has spiked arms, long red hair (tied back in a black hair tie) with bangs that cover her right eye, orange eyes, pointed ears, and yellow-orange horns. She primarily wears a yellow-orange ballgown, brown high-heeled boots, and a black tiara. A small orange flame constantly burns over her head. The two made there way towards a single crystal, unlike all the crystals being light-blue, this one was crimson in color.
"Because it's true, I can never tell what he's thinking Hekapoo!" Just after saying that, the two stop in front of the crimson crystal that was dyed red due to being affected by what was inside. What they saw was someone unmoving inside a crystal as he appeared to be meditating. The person in general appeared to be human to some degree but had weird features. He possess long blond and very spiky hair that pointed in every direction as well as having dark, wide, and thick whisker like markings on his cheeks. Around his eyes an eye shadow could be seen. The clothing he wore consisted of an orange and blue jacket which was opened to reveal his black t-shirt with a white collar, a white swirl with a tassel on the left side. He also wore orange pants, and blue sandals. Around his neck appeared to be a locket of sorts made of a green gem. On his lap was a miniature nine-tailed Fox.
"Get it over with time out guy." Hearing that, he glared at her with his one eye.
"Stop calling me that!" With that said, he fires a laser from his one eye that hits the red crystal which causes it to melt away quickly, once it was all gone, the persons eyes start to twitch before the open to reveal blood red irises and slitted pupils. He just looks up at both Rhombulus and Hekapoo with a plain gaze before he stands up with the Fox rolling off him him, only stopping at Hekapoo's feet and just stares up at the girl who started getting a little weirded out by its gaze before it quickly gets on all fours and walks over to the person so it could climb up him and rest in his shoulder.
"Number thirty, huh..." He muttered before he starts cracking his neck which Rhombulus just stares at him with an untrusting gaze.
"Now, can I have the sword?" When he asked that, he was out stretching his hand towards Hekapoo.
"Try any funny business and your going back to the crystal!" Rhombulus warmed the Fox who just stares at him.
"Whatever you say time out guy." When he said that, Hekapoo couldn't help but crack a smile while the blonde just smirks at the now angry crystal headed being.
"SERIOUSLY! WHY DO YOU ALL CALL ME THAT?!" He shouts before he starts marching away in anger, leaving the two just as the red-head brought out a weapon. It's appearance was that of a elongated kunai but is more sword-like in nature. It has a Fox skull symbol on the base as well as rust. Once he was handed it, he easily scrapes off the rust with his clawed finger nails before looking at Hekapoo while his other hand was scratching the fox behind its ears.
"Is it me or do we keep having the same conversation every time I'm released?" He asked with wonder which Hekapoo sighs.
"It's not just you Naruto, he does this every single time your released for your servant duties. Anyways the Princess has yet to arrive to get her wand so you should hurry and get there." Hearing that, he just nods in understanding while he spoke.
"Ok, so can you open a portal for me to the throne room H-poo—" He was cut off by her suddenly taking out a blazing large pair of scissors that were pointed directly at his face.
"If you call me that one more time, I'll shave Kurama and make you bald!" Hearing that had caused the fox to show her its teeth as it growled while Naruto was sweating with both of his hands raised.
"Y-Yes...ma'am!" He answers before she uses the scissors to cut open a portal to another dimension that he walks through before she closes it. On the other end he walks out to find a surprise Queen and King of Mewni just staring at him with surprise since they didn't expect him to suddenly appear in the room just like that. Seeing them, he first yawns before he spoke.
"Hello again Moon, from the looks you've grown quite a lot indeed." After saying that his eyes had met with the Kings and they widen in realization of who he is.
"Wait, aren't you that shy and awkward kid?" Naruto asked while raising his eyebrow which the bearded man just laughs.
"It has indeed been awhile Naruto. You don't look a day over 15." The King said to the one who simply shrugs at hearing that as he was still somewhat tired just after being released with his body still very stiff.
"We can talk another time and catch up but for now where's the birthday girl?" Naruto questioned the royal couple who look at each other uncomfortably, gaining an eye raise from Naruto who looks between them.
"Is something wrong with the Princess?" Naruto asked with wonder since he will be sticking with the Princess for quite a while.
"Well Naruto, that's the thing I wanted to talk to you about before she arrives, you see our daughter Star—" She was cut off by the door suddenly bursting open, gaining there attention as they saw one blonde haired Princess riding a wild Warnicorns into the room towards the three. Naruto was very much surprised at seeing the fourteen-year-old girl of medium height. She has fair skin, light blue eyes and long blonde hair that goes down to her knees and bangs overlap her eyes and eyebrows.
Her cheeks normally have posh pearl pink hearts on them. The heart marks on her cheeks sometimes change into other things to reflect her emotions, such as hourglasses when she is bored, grey skulls when she is pumped for battle white skulls when she is depressed, or light bulbs when she has an idea. Considering that her mother's cheeks have magenta diamond-shaped marks and other queens of Mewni have borne similar marks, it is logical that this is a genetic trait.
"WHA—" Naruto was silenced by a wild Warnicorn ramming into him as it proceeded too slam him through the back wall behind the throne chairs and out of the castle just as Princess Star Butterfly has jumped off all giddy like and hyper, not even realizing "who" she just sent through the wall and down many many floors of the castle. All the King and Queen could hear was a loud crash and someone shouting "My Corn!".
"Star, do you not realize what you—" Moon was cut off by the hyper girl who was staring at the wand trying to reach out for it which she just pulls away.
"Star, listen! Do you not realize what you just did?!" She questions her daughter who has yet to listen completely and in the end Moon just sighs.
"(Sigh) I'll leave things to Naruto." Moon mutters before handing the wand over to her hyper daughter who takes it and immediately it transforms with a star on it as well as small wings. The girl had sparkles appear in her eyes just before someone takes it out of her hands, the moment she turns the blonde haired girl received a hard flick on the forehead, gaining an "ow" from the girl who's forehead had a red mark and just looks to see a very annoyed Naruto staring at her.
"Hey, that's mine!" She shouts and starts reaching for it yet he just pulls it out of reach while his left hand was on her head, holding the girl back.
"YOU SENT ME THROUGH A WALL AND FROM THE TOP FLOOR OF THIS CASTLE NO LESS!" He shouts at the Princess who just pouts while crossing both of her arms in annoyance but her eyes widen at seeing the fox on his right shoulder.
"Now, I'm—" He was cut off by the girl suddenly grabbing the Fox, cuddling the poor creature that was trying its hardest too break free from the very tight hold she had of the Fox until it suddenly bursts to flames, causing her to immediately let go of the blazing Fox that runs up Naruto's leg and just sits on his shoulder. As soon as it did so, the Fox was no longer ablaze.
"Star!" Moon shouted, gaining her daughters attention before she sighs and extends her arm towards Naruto.
"This is Naruto, he will be your personal servant, protector, and—" Just as she was saying that, sparkles appear in her eyes as she heard her mother say things about her having a Servant when she gets her wand. Immediately she grabs the blonde with joy to stare at him before she stood up straight after letting him go.
"As your first order, I want my wand back!" Hearing that and seeing her extend her arm towards him, he just does as he was told and hands it back to the girl who proceeded to leave the throne room in order to try out her powers, leaving the three by themselves.
"I have too say, she's...um..."different" then what I've seen." Hearing that, Moon could only thank him after hearing that.
"Now, I'll go check up on her after I...well, I've been stuck with that crystal for years so you should know what I gotta do. Should've done it before I left." Was all he said before he walks out of the room. Yet in a matter of a few minutes, when he returns to have a chat with Moon about what happened after she became Queen, he had found an odd sight in the throne room. It was the Queen and King holding binoculars, staring out a window next to Glossaryck who floated. With seeing that, he just walks towards them.
"I know she's hyperactive but even so she couldn't have done mu—" Naruto was silenced after stopping next to the Queen, King, and Glossaryck. What he saw was a blazing rainbow above the village, causing many wild fires to spread out and panicking citizens to run around. Kurama just shields his eyes with his paws while Naruto facepalms with his left hand right before shouting.
"I WAS AWAY FOR JUST A FEW MINUTES, HOW DID SHE CAUSE THIS MUCH DAMAGE?!" Naruto shouts with disbelief before he sighs again out loud.
CHAPTER END
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