A/N: There was a problem with team naming so Alejandro's team might have one less. OH WELL .I might've made another mistake while putting them into teams, so please point it out to me. :D
SUMMARY: Gueeeeeesss whaaaaaat! Chris McLean has decided to call his returning cast back to Camp Wawanakwa for another shot at the million! But, what's this? It's not one million anymore, it's 2 million! He's bringing back the whole cast and hosting a 4th season called Total Drama Reunion! Old rivalries will spark new friendships made and maybe even...romance? No. This is too important for love.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters or settings or anything, and I would dearly appreciate if you didn't sue.
P.S I don't own anything.
P.P.S I still don't own anything.
Ah, Camp Wawanakwa. The home of five star cabins, porcelain toilets and the finest gourmet made by award winning chefs.
HA!
That's a good one, Chris. Of course, we all know what Camp Wawanakwa is really like! Disgusting, backed up toilets, unidentifiable slop made from Chef Hatchet himself, and lumpy, cockroach filled beds. Only the worst for our campers, eh? Last time on Total Drama World Tour, Alejandro and Heather had made it to the final two, only for Heather to win, and to have the money dumped down a volcano along with the newly feral-ized Ezekiel. I thought the whole crew was gonna die after being pelted with flaming rocks and lava, but, miraculously, they all managed to escape with their lives. Go figures! Now we're back at Camp Wawanakwa, and the 2 million dollar case, for our fourth season of Total Drama, entitled Total. Drama. REUNION!
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind,
You asked me what I wanted to be,
Now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous!
I wanna live close to the sun,
So pack your bags 'cause I've already won,
Everything to do, nothing in my way,
I'll get there one day,
'Cause I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na ,na na na, na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa once again, campers!" Chris sounded sickeningly cheery as usual," Let's meet our returning campers shall we? Geoff!"
The blonde male waved.
"Bridgette!"
As she was greeting everyone, Geoff grabbed her and they began to...yes.
"Duncan!"
He looked up from marring a tree with a pocket knife.
"Gwen!"
She smiled as everyone looked at her.
"Noah!"
His head was in a book...as usual.
"Katie and Sadie!"
They were a little ways off, squealing at each other.
"Sierra!"
She had poor Cody in a death grip.
"Cody!
Well...yes.
"D.J!"
He looked up from where he had a new bunny cradled in his arms, but as soon as he looked up, it hopped from his hands and slipped off the Dock of Shame into the frigid Canadian waters. This was followed by a fervent scream of "NOOOOOOOOOO!" from D.J.
"Lindsay!"
She was looking into a mirror, admiring her blonde hair.
"Tyler!"
He was lugging a set of pink suitcases, which obviously belong to Lindsay. As he reached her side, the beautiful yet dim-witter girl screeched," Thank you, Taylor!" Whatever happened to remembering Tyler just before she got booted off?
"Owen!"
He ran up to Noah, who still had his face buried in his book, but shocked the small boy as he gave him a huge bear hug.
"LeShawna!"
She walked onto the dock of shame and put her bags down to greet everyone.
"Harold!"
The red-haired nerd smiled when he caught sight of LeShawna, and she smiled back.
"Justin!"
With a dazzling smirk, the tan boy ripped off his shirt, making almost all of the female contestants faint.
"Izzy!"
A yell came from far away, and grew closer as Izzy came swooping in on the wings of a giant eagle, basically putting the whole island in shadow. After a safe touchdown, Izzy called after the bird," Bye, Vernon! Ha-ha. I'm gonna miss that guy."
After shaking off some enitial shock, Chris continued, "Beth!"
She walked onto the Dock of Shame, and with a squeal of delight, Lindsay abandoned Tyler and ran over to her best friend.
"Trent!"
He walked onto the Dock of Shame with a smile at Gwen, who looked away. The corner of his lips turned down in a frown.
"Courtney!"
She stood with her arms crossed and a fixed glare, aimed at nobody in particular.
"Alejandro!"
He flashed a smart and attractive smile at everyone, and only gained several glares back. Anyone who wasn't glaring either had their back turned to him or was Courtney.
"And finally, Heather!"
She also had her arms crossed in a similar manner as Courtney, and when Alejandro looked at her she fixed him with a glare, ill-concealing her feelings for him.
"Looks like everyone's here!" Chris announced, walking up to the group," Now it's time to choose teams. Heather, Alejandro, since you came the closest to winning last time, you get to choose your teams. Good luck. You're gonna need it with the kind of choices you have." With that, Chris let them be for a while, as he went off to wherever Chrises go during the day.
Heather and Alejandro exchanged glances. Alejandro signalled for Heather to go first; she nodded.
"Trent," she spoke. The former C.I.T marched up behind Heather, with a glare still fixed upon her face.
"Courtney," Alejandro high-fived the boy as he walked to his side.
"D.J."
"Gwen."
It went on like this for a while, when eventually there was only Katie, Sadie, and Eva and Ezekiel remaining. Before Alejandro could open his mouth to choose, Heather spoke:
"Eva and Ezekiel." It was understandable that she chose both, as Katie would never part with Sadie and vice versa. With a groan, Alejandro realized that he had the two least experienced players. They were voted off first and second respectfully. Alejandro prayed to the dear lord that he could get through this season. Sighing, Alejandro motioned to Katie and Sadie, who, after several squealing episodes, arrived at his side. At the end, Heather's team consisted of Trent, D.J, Tyler, Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Izzy, Owen, Bridgette, Geoff and LeShawna. Alejandro's team consisted of Courtney, Gwen, Duncan, Katie, Sadie, Justin, Lindsay, Beth, Cody, Sierra and Harold.
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Courtney: Gwen and Duncan are going down. Gwen's lucky I'm not on her team, or she'd be voted off on the first challenge. I'm going to win and when I do, I'm definitely not going to share any prize money with those two traitors.
Owen: YEA! TOTAL DRAMA REUNION, PEOPLE! I got pretty close to winning on TDI, and I actually did win. But I threw it away for a chance at one mil. SO? I probably would've spent it on 30 pounds of cheese anyway.
Owen stopped to eat some cheese handed to him by an intern.
Duncan: I can't believe I signed myself up for this hellhole again. But the prize isn't one million anymore. It's 2 million. Now what self-respecting juvenile delinquent would pass up a chance at that?
Katie: Oh my gosh, Sadie! Can you believe we're getting a chance at 2 million?"
Sadie: Oh. My. Gosh, Katie! I thought we would never get a chance like this again! Remember that time when I got that award thingy?
Katie: Oh my gosh, totally! And you said you'd never get one again! And then-
They were cut off for taking too long.
Gwen: I'm actually glad I came back for another season. I mean, I can spend more time with Duncan.
She paused and blushed.
Harold: So I get another chance to show off my mad skills. On top of that, I get to woo LeShawna with my insane karate moves I learned in Martial Arts camp.
He breaks off and does a few karate chop moves, ultimately ending in him hitting himself in the kiwis.
Ezekiel: So after going completely feral on the last season, I went to a psychiatric ward, eh. They fixed me up pretty good. I'm just missing some hair—
He pauses to scratch his left ear with his leg.
Ezekiel: I'm not gonna be first to be voted off again, eh.
D.J: My momma packed me some of her love in a bottle—
He stopped and held up a vile of pink something-or-other marked MOMMA'S LOVE. In very fine print, you could barely see the words, WARNING: Possibly fatal in large quantities.
D.J: You can do anything with Momma's love!
Heather: After getting so close—and actually winning—the money last time, I fully plan on getting it this time again. I don't know and don't care if Alejandro has feelings for me, even after I tricked him last time, because I'm willing to crush anyone to win this game, especially if it means 2 million at the end.
Alejandro: After what happened at the volcano, I've thrown away all emotions toward Heather. But I'm also going to try a new approach to winning this time.
Noah: As long as we don't have to do anything involving any physical exertion, I'm up for anything. Especially if it includes sitting down. Or better yet, lying down.
Izzy: Oh yeah, Izzy's ready for the money this time. Izzy's gonna use her connections to win the case.
Suddenly, a rope dangled above her head. She grabbed onto it, and it pulled her out of the outdoor potty.
As if on signal, Chris appeared from seemingly nowhere.
"It's time to choose team names!" Chris said, overly ecstatic. An intern ran quickly into the shot, handing Chris three top hats," This hat has nouns," as he called them, he set them on the wooden log podium where the marshmellows were usually situated," This one has adjectives and this one has colours. Each team captain must choose one piece of paper from each hat. The adjective is the first part of your name, the noun is the second and the colour is your team colour.
"Should we really make it so complicated, Chris?" Courtney's voice seethed with hatred. She speared Gwen a vicious look before continuing," Some people might get the instructions mixed up."Gwen simply flashed Courtney a trying-too-hard smile and looked away. Chris ignored Courtney's remark and moved away to make space for the two team captains.
Heather chose first, reaching deep into the first hat. Once claiming a piece of paper, she read it aloud to her team," Big." Her team stared at her, bewildered. A few people egged her on to draw again, but Chris intervened, saying you can only draw once. Shrugging, Heather plunged her hand into the second top hat," Losers? Are you kidding me? My team name is not gonna be Big Losers!" Heather was backed up by the members of her team in high pitched shouts.
"At least it's better than Big Winners?" Tyler offered. The whole team stared at him and went quiet.
"No changing." Chris shrugged plainly," Colour time!"
Glaring, Heather reached her hand into the final top hat," Black."
Suddenly, a snort came from Harold, who was on the opposing team," Black's supposed to mean death and sorrow," he cracked up with a huge snort. The Big Losers turned to him with icy glares, signalling him to shut up.
"You all know how much I love tension, but," Chris interjected," Alejandro, you're teams up!"
Gracefully, Alejandro stepped forward and plunged into the very depths of the top hat. Unfurling the piece of paper, he read aloud," Amazing."
Suddenly, a wail erupted from the Big Losers' area. It was Heather," So they get amazing and we get Big? Gee, that's so fair!"
Chris shrugged," I never said it would be fair."
Without more discussion, Alejandro dug into the second top hat. He unfolded the piece of paper and read aloud," Things."
"The Amazing Things." Trent put the two together," Not that bad. We could make it work."
Alejandro nodded and moved onto the third top hat, withdrawing yet another piece of paper. Without hesitation, he read," Pink."
Before anyone else could comment, Harold stepped in," Don't worry friends, Pink is supposed to mean love and," he looked at LeShawna," Beauty. Which I think is very fitting for our team members." He raised his eyebrows at her and she giggled.
"Okay if we're all done," Chris spoke up," I want you to head to your cabins and get a good night's rest," This earned a strange look from everyone, including Chef, but Chris continued," Because tomorrow is going to be Hell on earth." Everyone let out a huge,"aaaawwwwwww," thinking they'd finally gotten it easy with Chris. Psssssh. Yeah right.
So, we had our team naming ceremony today. Wasn't the best for the Big Losers, but it all worked out for the Amazing Things. So, next time on Total Drama Reunion, will the Big Losers live up to their namesake? Will the Amazing Things find a way to make things work? Will I ever get that swimming pool I ordered six months ago finished? Find out all these intense questions and more next time on
TOTAL.
DRAMA.
REUNION!
A/N: So it wasn't all that drama filled, but what can I do? This is kind of like a prologue. :) Ugh. So how was it for my first TD fanfic? I'm definitely continuing this one, although I have ABSOLUTELY NO plot. But that's okay, because it's me. 7 pages on Words :o Be proud
I gotta jar of dirt,
I gotta jar of dirt,
I gotta jar of dirt,
And guess what's inside it!