Oh dear Celestia. Damn, her heat felt like somepony was repeatedly ramming into it.
Twilight Sparkle groaned as she sat up, bringing a hoof to her aching head. Where was she? What happened? Twilight thought as bits and pieces came back. She had received an invitation from Cadance and Shining Armor, her brother. For...their anniversary party! That's right! Practically everypony was invited. It had taken a wild turn. Twilight could vaguely remember the events.
She remembered watching Luna kick butt at Call of Duty. Applejack and Rainbow Dash hoofwrestling. Then, someone bringing out the drinks. The funny taste. Spin the bottle. Seven minutes in heaven. Ponies getting together. Barfing, Public urination, oh Celestia, she could even remember watching a few ponies getting...frisky...out for everypony to see. In fact, she recalled a certain event...
Twilight suddenly felt her breathing come to an abrupt halt. She looked next to herself in horror. Next to her was a...well, a lump. The pony was covered by a blanket, so Twilight wasn't sure who it was. They had stolen all the blankets, Twilight noticed with a frown. She facehoofed herself. She should be smarter than this. Well, she should at least see who it was. She might need to contact him later...
She shuddered and pushed that thought away. She grabbed a part of the blanket and tugged it off with a quick flick of her head. Her jaw hung open at the mare lying next to her. Oh buck. Why her?!
With that, Twilight let out a blood curdling scream.
The scream was so loud it awoke all the passed out ponies within a 5 mile perimeter. Ponies awoke left and right to pleasant and, for some, not so pleasant surprises.
One of those ponies, happened to be Rarity. She awoke to find herself in a pool of vomit. She nearly started retching at the sight. It could of been her's or, she shuddered, anypony else's. She picked herself up and, carefully avoiding stains and bodies, walked to the nearest bathroom. Once she entered, she quickly started rinsing off. As she did so, she gasped as the variety of...bite marks she now sported.
Oh buck.
Fluttershy awoke with an 'eep!' due to the scream Twilight delivered. She had tried to sit up, as well, but a weight on her chest kept her from doing so. Fluttershy looked down and her eyes widened in shock.
"Oh dear..." She gasped quietly, but it was still enough to wake the pony on her.
"Oh! Good morning, Fluttershy! Last night's party was fun, fun, fun! The decorations, the food, the ponies-oh! But you were fun, fun, fun, too!" Pinkie giggled. "I don't remember the last time I saw a party that great! It was so much fun! We need to throw a party like that again! Oh! Maybe we could at our we-Fluttershy, are you okay?"
Fluttershy had had her mouth hanging open and avoided eye contact until she passed out. Pinkie just shrugged as she nudged Fluttershy onto her back. She sighed happily as she looked at Fluttershy.
She couldn't believe that they'd gotten engaged last night.
!
Rainbow Dash sighed as she sat up. Another party? She shook her head with a small smirk as she fixed her beloved sunglasses. Who got the "special treatment" this time? Her mouth dropped as she noticed the multiple bodies in the room. No wonder she wasn't on a bed. All of them couldn't have fit on it. She was surrounded by, oh buck, both of the princesses, DJPON3, Octavia, Lyra, Bon Bon, and, Applejack.
Oh no...
Rainbow Dash swallowed thickly as the rest of the room started to wake up. This was going to take a lot of explaining.
But at least she's still awesome.
"Oh my Celestia!" Twilight shouted. "What has the world come to?! Why?! Why?!"
"Oooh!" The figure groaned as she stood. "What happened? Why are you screaming...Sparkle?! What are you doing in The Great and Powerful Trixie's room?!"
"Oh Celestia, this isn't your room!" Twilight shouted. "We're at a party, and things got wild and I think we...um, we did the..the thing."
"What? The Great and Powerful Trixie would never go so low as to do something like that with a commoner. Really, Sparkle, get over yourself." Trixie said as she stood. "Now, where is my hat..."
"I, uh, I got it." Twilight said as she handed Trixie her tossed hat and cape. "Just, ok. Whatever did or didn't happen we don't speak of. Got it?"
"As if Trixie would speak of you, Sparkle. Unless, I'm plotting revenge. Good bye for now, Sparkle." Trixie walked out with her cape trailing behind her.
Twilight just gaped at her. How could she be so calm about this? They were enemies! Well, rivals at least. Still how could she just walk out? Like nothing had happened? Just by saying "It didn't happen," she could do that? Why did she even care? At least Trixie didn't rub it in her face? So why was she so mad and disappointed? Oh yeah.
Last night was her first time.
Her first time was with Trixie. A mare. At her brother's anniversary party. This wasn't at all how she had imagined it.
"Hey, Twilight!" Pinkie burst in and frightening Twilight. "Did you have fun last night 'cause I sure did! I mean, did you see that party?! Well, of course you did. You were there! Or here, I guess, since we haven't left. Hey, where're the others?"
"I-I don't know, Pinkie. Let's get looking." She started to walk out before she noticed Fluttershy. "Oh, is she alright?"
"What? Oh! Yeah, Fluttershy's fine. She's just acting a little strange since we woke up! Although, I hope she wakes up soon. We have to plan our wedding and the after party!" Pinkie exclaimed.
"Your what?!
"Our wedding, silly. Flutters proposed last night! Isn't that exciting! Now let's find the others!"
Twilight just walked out in shock. What the buck happened last night?
"What the hay is all this?" Applejack exclaimed once she realized her situation. It was her and seven other mares. Seven. That had to be some sort of record. She saw Dash staring at her with a sheepish smile. She returned it, but couldn't look her in the eyes.
"So, um, ah didn't see this one..." She said to break the tension.
"Yeah," Dash forced a smile. "Me neither...I knew I was cool, but this is just crazy."
"Heh, yeah..."
"Wh-What the...What the buck are you doing, Tia?!" Luna's voice broke through their awkward conversation.
Luna held a hoof over the now saliva trail on her cheek. Apparently, Celestia wasn't quite awake yet. Thus, she licked the side of her sister's face. Luna scrambled up which, in turn, woke Celestia.
"Luna? What time is it?" Celestia mumbled.
"Sis," Luna said urgently. "Wake up. Something, uh, happened last night..."
"What?" Celestia sat up and caused Octavia and Vinyl to get knocked from their spot and onto Bon Bon and Lyra. "What are they doing in here? Where is here? What happened? What's on your face Luna?"
"Yo," Vinyl said unhappily. "Cam you quite it down? It's too early for that, and my head is bucking killing me!"
"I'm so sorry, your Highnesses," Octavia quickly cut in. "She hasn't woken up, yet. Vinyl, apologize."
"Who are you my mother?" Vinyl grumbled as she looked for her sunglasses. "Sorry."
"That's so rude!" Bon Bon said, indignantly. "Who would use such a tone with our princesses?"
"Bon, wh-what happened?" Lyra gulped. "Did we, uh, did all of us...?"
"I don't know, Lyra?" Bon Bon sighed. "I can't remember much of anything."
"Everypony, just stay calm." Celestia demanded. "We'll just leave it be. If something comes up, we contact each other immediately. This doesn't leave this room. Luna, we have to get the moon down and raise the sun."
"Yes, Tia." Luna said dutifully as they both flew out.
"Let's find the others, AJ." Dash said.
"People, if you're going to leave, do it. I need some sleep!" Vinyl said angrily.
"You are coming with me right now, and we're going home." Octavia stomped her hoof before dragging an annoyed Vinyl.
"Fine."
"Well, um, see you ponies later." Lyra called out. "Let's go home, Bon."
"I'd like that." Bon Bon sighed as she exited.
"Bye, Dash, Applejack."
The ponies both gave a short wave before looking at the other and coughing.
"Well, let's, uh, round up the others." AJ said.
"Yeah."
They walked out and searched in an awkward silence. Unsure of what else to do, they just trotted along as if nothing had happened. With the exception of a few quick glances at the other. They had finally found Rarity in a bathroom as she applied make up to various parts of her body.
"Ahem." AJ cleared her throat. "You okay, Rarity?"
Startled, Rarity dropped the appliance to look at the voice. Relieved to see AJ and Dash, she sighed.
"Oh, yes. I'm fine. Let's just go." Rarity said as she quickly left the bathroom.
After another round of searching, they finally ran into Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Twilight.
"Hey, girls! We've been looking everywhere for you! Upstairs, downstairs, sidestairs! Hehe, get it? That was a fun party last night! Did anything fun happen to you?"
"No!" Echoed from all of them and even Pinkie figured she should be silent. So, after making sure Fluttershy was secure, she followed the others so they could go back to their normal lives.
Unfortunately, life's a bitch.