I wrote this story with a lot of sugar (my version of crack) and caffeine (my version of booze) it got into my head and wouldn't leave me alone...JUST LIKE THE VOICES...kidding sugar and caffeine remember :]

Me:...Oh Lord I just made Laxus drunk...PFFFT HAHAHAHAHA

Laxus:(slurred) It's n*hic*ot funn*hic*y

Lucy:(teasing tone) Yes it is

Me:See even Lucy agrees

Laxus:Sc*hic* screw her

Me: :3 maybe in the next chapter

Lucy: O/O w-what

Laxus: Gray t*hic*o Black doesn't own Fairy Tail

YAY ALCOHOL

Nobodies P.O.V

It had been another average day at the Fairy Tail guild. This of course meant fighting, and alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. One slayer had risen to the bait of Cana and,like everyone else, lost. Of course he'd probably say that her barrel was full of grape juice, just to save his pride. He began the long trudge home, WITHOUT those clingy friends of his.

Laxus' P.O.V

"Uuuuuugh," moaned a very, very, hammered Laxus. "That is the last time I ever drink again," I paused to think of what I just said. And burst out laughing. I mean seriously I order at least three beers a day.

As I kept walking I began to notice that I didn't know where I was. I began to look around for any sort of landmark to let me know where I was. Of course when you're drunk the world feels like it's spinning, and if you're a dragon slayer. It will feel a lot like transportation. I could feel my motion sickness coming on. Trying not to pass out I began stumbling my way toward, well ANYTHING.

As I ran past a pink building, I caught a whiff of someone familiar. They always smell like strawberries and vanilla. I look up and see Lucy's apartment.

Lucy's P.O.V

I had just pulled on my PJ's when I heard this weirdly loud thumping. It was coming from my door. Wondering who it could be, since my team is always in my apartment before me. I grab my keys and walk to the door. The thumping is getting louder and more desperate. I grab the doorknob, deep breath, and open the door.

...LAXUS! What the hell is he doing here.

"Hey Lurcy," he slurred. "Canni crash here for a while?"

He managed to get that out before falling face first into my floor. Of course he just had to be drunk didn't he? I picked him up under his arms and started dragging him in. I looked down to see that the drunken idiot is awake and staring. Stareing where you might ask? Where else would a drunk MALE stare at.
"Laxus if you don't stop staring I'll sic Erza on you sorry ass," I threatened the drunk dragon slayer.

"Aaaaahhh but the view is so nice."

DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT! What did he have a drinking contest with Cana?

"Yes I just said that and yes I had a drinking contest with Cana," he said all this with that smirk that always seems to be on his face.

Laxus' P.O.V

Heh Blondie sure is cute when she gets all flustered like that. I continued to look at my savior. She was blushing a red deeper than Erza's hair. I can't believe I never notice how cute Blondie is. I mean yeah I've noticed her body plenty of times, but I never seen her this adorable before.

Nobodies P.O.V

Lucy dragged the drunk into her living room, which was no easy feat seeing how the man was almost nothing but pure muscle. When she reached the couch, she hoisted first his top half, then his legs on. She then went to go get him some blankets. As she left though, Laxus began to grow uncomfortably hot. So he did what most people do.

He took off his clothes.

As Lucy walked back with a blanket and a pillow in her arms. She shrieked upon seeing the blond dragon slayer in nothing but his boxers.