It was a typical day on GTA Online. Civilians being civilians, cops being cops, and players being players. By that I meant, players killing civilians, cops, and or each other. Total chaos a day in the life/game, especially with the oppressor now in the game.
Just like any other day the usual happened, oppressors flying around crashing players, NPCs, and the ground. Rage quiting over dieing. Spamming and cheap mothertruckers, name calling, 12 year olds and noobs, griefers and trolls. As that was going something happened. All players in the lobby were all in the sky but not falling. Obviously, as the chat and voice chat raged and accused and complained and yelled, it was a hacker. Death itself couldn't save them as respawning brought them back in the sky.
So I left the game. Got a message that read 'u all ain't getting away that easy'. I didn't really care as death threats online were common as 12 year olds banging my mother and atrocious grammar on the Internet. But unlike most Internet death threats.
This one followed through
YOU HAVE DIED
Respawn
Yes or No
What the fuck, like what the FUCKING FUCK. I died so I believe my reaction was accurate. Thoughts were racing through my head,
1. That death was true (Wondering if that 12 yr old banging my mom was true as well)
2. So heaven and hell don't exist, so does religion, basically millions of lives were wasted(Pun not intended)
3. Turns out I'm The Gamer, neat. Hopefully not Sword Art Online because that would suck
4. If I am the gamer, what game am I in and what about the other players?
I hit yes and a tutorial appeared
Welcome to the Star Wars galaxy! You along with 29 of the server's members are now here. Which continuity would you like to start in.
Canon or Legends
Suddenly I forgot my shock about what's happening with a sense of calm, strange. Oh hell no I am not living in canon, fuck that. Legends I know greatly plus it is more developed and in my opinion superior.
Choose a time period. Note that it can be changed and your character will remain the same before changing but only at Lv 1000000. Also you have infinite lives.
The Old Republic MMO, The Prequel Era, The Clone Wars, The Original Era, or The Expanded Universe.
This is gonna be a tough decision, if I start in the prequels I can stop Palpatine and save the galaxy or rule it myself. The Clone Wars same as earlier but it might be harder considering the good old Palps has access to the Republic and C.I.S at his disposal, if I do somehow win I could prepare the galaxy for the Yuuzang Vong and save a shit ton of lives. Episodes 3, 4, 5 I could join the Rebellion or the Empire. For the Old Republic haven't really played that much cuz I stopped player after endgame not buying anything. The EU not real sure probably what I said earlier. You know what I made a decision as I yelled "CLONE WARS!!!!!".
Clone Wars Era has been selected. Do you wish to change your mind. Yes or No.
"YES!!" I shouted out loud for whatever place I'm in to hear. I have tons of reasons for my choice If I change things in SWTOR I'm not sure they would last. If I prevent the Clone Wars in the Prequels I don't know what might happen, I'm pretty sure it's goning to happen anyway or Sidious has back up plans. The EU is way too OP for me to deal with involving the Yuuzang Vong, Sheev coming back with Force Storm and, the most overpowered ship in all of Star Wars the, Eclipse, Grandmaster Luke Skywalker, Darth Krayt, and don't get me started on Abaloth. Clone War I have a plan, get proof of that Sith caused the war not the Jedi letting them do what they do best, getting rid of Order 66, changing the Jedi for the better, and getting with one of the female cast, becoming the greatest Jedi of all time.
Think or say 'Stats' show your stats.
'Okay stats' I thought.
Gamer tag: Bogegad
Real Name: FORGOTTEN
New Name: __
Title: The Gamer
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Level: 30
HP: 3000/3000
FE: 10/10
STR: 5
VIT: 5
DEX: 5
INT: 5
WIS: 5
LUK: 5
Points: 0
Money: 0
Apparently I can remember my gamer tag of all things but my fucking name is a fucking mystery.
Enter New Name: __
Since my old one isn't allowed so I yelled "Garrus Valkorion". Just cause I stopped with SWTOR doesn't mean didn't see the trailer with the glorious graphics. Also I like Mass Effect as well so why not include my favorite character plus as it is now it is kinda similar.
New Name: Garrus Valkorion
Now you may have read the comic "The Gamer" or some fanfiction but it's a little different here as you'll experience this as your Grand Theft Auto online character with the same stats, weapons, and everything else you had before with some changes for the Star Wars franchise. Hope it wasn't the opposite gender unless you like that then that's fine.
Well that's why I looked like Bogegad, my character, and now that I think about it weird how I just noticed this.
Starting Game
As I looked around all I can see is just sand, the course, rough, irritating substance that got everywhere and is the bane of the Chosen One's existence. Since this is legends so Jakku is out of the picture this must be Tatooine.
Do you want to continue with the tutorial?
Yes or No
'No' I thought not to draw attention to myself. Why say no you may ask well that's because I read enough fanfics to know how this may work plus I want to find this on my own.
Should you need the tutorial access Settings to turn it on.
That's good to know. 'Settings' I thought to open it.
Settings
Tutorial
Music
Save and Load
Replay
Sound
Tutorial Menu
New Franchise (Lv 1000000000)
That's interesting but I'm fine here plus I don't think I can go home anyways. Why would I anyway, this is way better, sure I'll miss people back home but they'll move on. Not to mention there's a chance that of GTA online players are here then I'm pretty sure that they my might a incredibly low chance of that happening. But what about the other players, there's the chance that they're here either earlier, later, Canon, or something but I'll think about that later.
I looked at myself and I look the same as my character before meeting that damned hacker. Thankfully my face was normal with a not horrible haircut and short beard but my fashion choices not so much. I was wearing a purple bodysuit with trees on it and with a red hockey mask. Had I known about this I would have made this guy a supermodel with the best clothing but I had to be a jackass with it. Actually had I known this would happen I might have not played today or ever again but I can't change this now can I. I wanted to check if I could use the force.
Medicholrians: 999,999,999,999,999 MAX
You are a Force Sensitive meaning you can use the Force to your will as a member of the Light or the Dark.
Holy shit did you see that number it was max!! I'm higher than Palpatine, Yoda, Anakin, and Luke combined. Fully trained I could even beat Abaloth, her overpowered ass, in a one on one fight. Not that I'm gonna hell no because if I do its gonna be with back ups, multiple contingency plans, 100 Eclipse Class Super Star Destroyers, and 3 Third Edition Death Stars. But it it time, time to unleash the Force and to
Cannot use the Force without special training. To learn the Force a Force user is required for training.
I wanted out the moment I saw that. Star Wars without the Force is basically Star Trek, no offense. I guess I can live without the Force for now as the clone troopers did kill off most of the Jedi. Then there's Jango and Boba Fett, Han Solo, Chewbacca, other players that are now here and I guess myself too.
New Quest
Get a teacher to learn the ways of the force as a Jedi or a Sith.
Reward
Force Proficiency Lv 1
Jedi Padawan/Sith Apprentice Title and Status
Training Lightsaber
Vibroblade
100000 XP
100000 Credits
Failure
Sword
1000 XP
1000 Credits
Alright now that's what I'm talking about. I'm not happy with the training lightsaber but you gotta start somewhere. At least a vibroblade would be nice as long as it it cool.
But then I thought of weapons and the wheel appeared but the weapons weren't adapted for Star Wars unfortunately but I for some reason did have blasters and I was not going to question it. As I look into the distance I see Jabba's Palace and all I can think about is shooting up that fat fuck and taking over the hutt's place as their had to be tons of guys I can shoot.
New Quest
Storm Jabba's Palace and kill Jabba The Hutt for reasons noble and/or complete murderous.
Side Quests
Kill everyone in the Palace(Dark)
Kill henchmen only, killing non-henchmen takes 10 off (Light)
Rewards
"Shooting up that fat fuck"
Jabba's palace as a safehouse
Reputation 10,000,000
Control of Tatooine and Jabba's assets.
Slaves(Dark)
15,000,000 XP
15,000,000 and all of Jabba's credits.
Bonus Rewards
Dark 20
Light 10
1,000,000 XP
Failure
Imprisonment
Torture
Slavery
Rape
Do you accept? Yes or No
Holy shit that can't possibly be a quest for a level 30 maybe level 100. Then again who am I to complain about the rewards. Dark I understand but killing 100 people is Light, then again the Jedi start a Sith Holocaust and murdered millions of innocents. As for failure let's forget about that and I accepted the quest. And as such I ran all the way there untill I found and stole a speeder by killing the poor guy, remember GTA mechanics still exist, and drove there. Then I just remembered my mechanic.
Before I did that I went to Music and put in the Cantina Band song remixed, your welcome. Before I crashed the entrance I threw a thermal imploder at it, cruising through that hole inside gunning everything down and ramming them with the good old Oppressor, rocket bike with guns.
You leveled up!
Lv. 31
You earned 4 points
Shooting leveled up by 1!
Lv. 101
Blaster Proficiency leveled up by 5!
Lv. 5
Driving leveled up by 1!
Lv. 101
Sweet I leveled up, as for the levels I guess that made sense as I maxed out driving and shooting in GTA Online and was level 30 before I died but as for Blaster Proficiency I guess blasters and guns are different. I'll use those points later. Anyway I went back to my mayhem.
That is untill I got shot off and my ride crashed and blew up. Let me tell you something, blaster bolts feel like bullets that were on the stove burn times 100 so of course I was pissed. As they went back to normal they all looked in shock as my blaster ridded disappeared and another me started what I was doing. Of course the dead coming back to life and bodies disappearing stunned them so I immediately exploited that by used my grenade launcher at them incinerating them before they could react.
Explosive Tendency leveled up by 1!
Lv. 24
Neat a level up that's gonna help. I then proceeded to blow up my way to Jabba, with all of them shooting at me I was dead. They all laughed at my corpse and the droid even said "That idiot wished to challenge the mighty Jabba and now look at him dead. " When I rose I used a blaster mini gun to easily take of everyone but the main hutt himself.
Blaster Proficiency leveled up by 7!
Lv. 12
Side Quest Completed
You killed 100 henchmen
Reward
Light 10
I would've done Dark but they already ran away during my siege of the palace and chasing them would take why too much work. Light is fine anyway. His translator said "You were dead how can this be. No matter you can't kill me, if you do my family will come after you and you'll get a hefty price on your head. Hahaha not even the Republic or Separatists would be stupid enough to even dare attack the great and mighty Jabba The Hutt" I then proceeded to blast the droid and the great and mighty Jabba dead. For a while I thought of scaring him into submission for servitude, but he smelled so fucking awful that I wanted to shoot my nose plus the look of surprise on Jabba's face was worth it and the quest didn't say I could.
Quest Completed
Rewards
Shooting up that fat fuck"
Jabba's palace as a safehouse
Reputation 10,000,000
Control of Tatooine and Jabba's assets.
Slaves(Dark)
15,000,000 XP
15,000,000 and all of Jabba's credits.
You leveled up by 100!
Lv. 131
You earned 400 points
"Fuck yeah" I shouted as the quest flashed GTA Online style. Just from one quest I this much power, it's unbelievable. Of course I would have to defend that through but still. As for points lets just distribute them evenly by 66 points per 6 stats and the extra 4 go to STR, WIS, INT, and LUK. Now let's check out my new stats, I mean there huge as hell.
Gamer tag: Bogegad
Real Name: FORGOTTEN
New Name: Garrus Valkorion
Title: The Gamer
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Level: 131
HP: 300000/300000
FE: 300000/300000
STR: 75
VIT: 71
DEX: 71
INT: 75
WIS: 75
LUK: 75
Points: 0
Money: 975,957,325,235,454
As I looked outside Jabba's goons ran away leaving me by myself of course you'd have to be extremely idiotic to fight a guy who can't die. I found a holo communicator and decided to broadcast my existence to the galaxy
New Quest
Broadcast yourself to the Galaxy and make yourself known.
Reward
100000 XP
500000 XP
I did this in the most ridiculous way in Star Wars history but how a Youtuber would introduce himself and with a popular pose that many love to use "Wazz good peeps of the galaxy its ya boi Bogegad and I'm the boi who killed Jabba the Hutt but if you don't believe me ask him" I move the camera towards his dead body and back to me "Of course he can't cuz he dead. Now I'm in charge of Tatoonine because I did what the Republic and Separatists can't. And I declare war on you faggots, what u gonna do come at me bitches or are you too scared. This is Bogegad from GTA 5 Online out. By the way hey gurls I'm single and ready to mingle" I dropped the camera on the ground disconnecting it and still pelvic thrusting.
Quest Completed
Reward
100000 XP
500000 XP
I then went around collecting weapons, credits, and for quality badass armor. Observing the armor I could tell why they died so easy, their armor was cheap shit. Lucky for me thanks to Observe I found some decent looking and protecting equipment. I then proceed to use that awful design I had and used that on my new armor. Now looking like I did in GTA online but "Star Wars"y
As for that last part in my introduction was to draw players to me, they might be taking this seriously, for better or for worse, or, like me, fucking up the story, for better or for worse. Now of for the galactic governments of course they weren't coming as one they'd think this was fake but they might send someone other when word spreads I'm not lying and of my lack of staying dead. If a fellow gamer finds me hopefully they're a good guy or neutral and we can find a way to live in this crazy place. As for the major powers, the Republic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems, the Jedi Order, and the Sith they can all come at me because I'm ready enough to fuck their shit.