Chapter 1: The joke, and two heartbroken nerds who go slightly insane


A/N: So, hey guys. I guess I'm starting a new story and I know that I should have updated the rest of my stories but this plot bunny has been bothering for many days. I hope you guys enjoy it, though it might be a bit short because it's an introduction. Btw in this AU Naruto and Garaa are brothers, but not blood related. It's weird yeah but Kankuro will be involved and will also be another one of Naruto's brother. Temari won't be in this story unless I change my mind or something. I honestly don't know how this story will turn out because I don't plan out everything and If I do I'll end up changing everything. So, enough of my blabbering and enjoy thy story.


Naruto's P.O.V


I was currently leaning on a brick wall with Garaa next to me and both our eyes were wide.

They haven't seen us. Not yet.

"Sasuke, I loooove how you're dating Naruto just for a joke, I hope you break his ugly little insignificant heart" Sakura's whiny and nasal voice said as she laughed loudly.

"Or how Neji is dating that little trash that looks like a raccoon that lives in the trash" Tenten said with a sneer and a laugh of her own.

"They look so ugly, I don't even think they could survive in the sewers" Sakura continued in her ugly sounding voice.

"Hahaha, I know right, I'd cut off my tongue if I had to kiss that" Tenten continued while fake gagging.

"I know, and their sense of fashion is so horrible I'd have to kill myself If I ever had to dress like that." She continued.

"Why don't you two shut it, you know why we called you here" Sasuke said in a husky voice.

"Get on your knees and turn around" Neji commanded.

Then we heard a squelch and two moans. We turned slightly and saw both Neji and Sasuke having sex with them.

My stomach lurched and tumbled.

I felt lightheaded and my chest thumped painfully.

I ran for the one place that made us feel better. Love Park, which was at least ten minutes away from where we were. Garaa followed me looking as sick as I felt.

We made it half the time it was supposed to take.

I was panting harshly and so was Garaa.

The images flashed in my mind again.

I threw up in the bushes, emptying out my lunch and I heard Garaa in the same predicament.

I blinked, trying, no more like willing for my tears to not fall. My hand came to my mouth to muffle my sobs as the tears finally came.

They were cold, just like how I felt at the moment.

I screamed, with all of my might.

How could I have been so stupid; I should've paid more attention, looked at the signs if there were any.

They were too good to be true.

We should've learned from our Aniki, Kyuubi. He warned us so many times, and we ignored him.

He told us how Itachi, Sasuke's older brother, made him feel wanted to just find out it was a joke. I brushed it off believing they were lies.

At that moment felt something shift inside me. A cold sensation spread around my body.

I felt a sick excitement, and my eyes widened.

He was back.

The evil side of me was back, and he was thirsty for blood. He was angry and wanted revenge.

They would pay, and very dearly for playing with us.

I laughed, softly and then it became louder and louder until it sounded like I was a lunatic.

When I finished my smile was wide and chilling.

Oh how much pain there would be, oh how much.


Garaa's P.O.V


I puked until I couldn't anymore. My breath came out in harsh pants.

Dammit, I should've known but I was so stupid. There were signs, but I ignored it like some fool.

How could I fail myself and Naruto?

I should've protected his innocence, to not expose him to these kinds of situations.

I heard soft laughter until it became louder and a bit crazed-sounding. My eyes widened, Naruto's evil side came back.

This wouldn't be so pretty. Even if he sugarcoated it.

But, who could blame him?

I felt anger and sadness curse through my veins.

How dare they?

How dare they step on us like we're nothing?

One thing for sure is that they wouldn't get away from what they would get.

Those poor fools, if only they knew who they were messing with. Hah, but if they did, it wouldn't be as much fun.


Time Skip…A few hours later; Around 3:00 p.m. One week later Naruto's P.O.V


"Ino, about that makeover you were talking about, is it still open" I asked her.

"Of course" she answered.

"Good, because we need to take down some bitches, while looking fabulous" I said while smiling.

"Oh? Well then relax and let me take over" she finished with a slight smirk.

Ino is an old family friend and also kind of like a fashionista.

It was exactly one week since that unpleasant scene. One week that we haven't been in school.

Well, Garaa took care of the school problem.

I looked in the mirror of the hairdresser. My overgrown hair was disgusting; my blue eyes were framed by thick and big glasses. I wore a ratty-looking vest with a shirt underneath, and with ripped jeans.

Garaa looked the same as me except he wore dark colors I wore light colors.

I took a deep breath as the scissors of the hair stylist came near my head, Garaa did the same thing. We interlocked our hands and closed our eyes.

We heard the first snips of both pairs of scissors.

We knew that there was no turning back.

It took a little over twenty minutes for us to stumble out of the hairdresser.

My head felt lighter that was for sure.

Ino grabbed our hands and dragged us to American eagle.

It was a total nightmare, we had piles of clothes thrusted on our arms by her, and how she managed to carry them was a major mystery.

When we were done we had so many bags.

I smiled, satisfied on how our transformation was going.

Now it was time to pay a little visit to our favorite cousins.

But we would have to contact them.

I got my phone out of my pocket and began to dial that familiar number.

The call connected instantly.

"Hello?" a voice asked.

"Hey, it's me; do you think you can take us in for training?" I asked while giving a small chuckle.

"Oh?" he asked, clearly entertained.

"Just set up the flight for us to get there" I said exasperatedly.

"Of course, see you soon; Young Master" he said while chuckling.

The line went dead.

Well that's that.

"What did they say?" Gaara asked from behind me.

"They'll take care of everything.

"Good" he said smiling a little in satisfaction.

It won't be long now.


A/N: This is the new revised chapter. I hope you guys enjoyed. I personally liked how this came out, and sorry for the sorry excuse the last chapter was. Until next time guys.