Title: You Have No Pants
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ron/Hermione (Later, they just can't seem to get it into their head they lub each other), Seamus/Dean, Neville/ I'm not telling you have to wait and see, Harry/Draco (Can't really hide it from you because it put it under Draco and Harry…But that doesn't mean the other character have to know yet.) And that about it.
Legal stuff: I do not own them. J.K. does. But that doesn't mean I can't play with them for a bit. Muhahahaha
A/N: This one will be fun to write. I say about…a…good 4 or 5 chapters out of this one. 1 and 2 are already done! (yay!)
"Harry?! Where the hell are your pants?!" Ron exclaimed as Harry came though the boy's dorms door. (An: Woo…say that five times fast. The boy's dorm door…err…sorry back to the story!) It was midnight and Ron had just woken up by the sound of his own stomach. And just as he was about to leave he finds a half naked Harry in the doorway.
"Oh…err…Hello Ron…" Harry managed to spit out. He blushed as he wrapped the invisibility cloak around his waist. So now there was just half of Harry standing in the doorway. "What a nice night for uh…a walk…you know?" He asked still not looking at Ron in the eyes. Ron just stared at Harry as if he was crazy.
"Yes…nice night to go for a walk…WITHOUT YOUR PANTS!" Ron shouted.
"Ron! Shh! You'll wake everyone up!" He whispered loudly as he glanced at Dean as he started to stir.
"Well I hope so! I just know everyone would LOVE to see the Famous Harry Potter without his pants!" Ron shot back still in a daze from the sight of Harry without pants…in the middle of the night…with only a button up shirt, Boxers and the invisibility cloak on…Yeah, Ron was in a daze.
"What is this about with Harry…and…no…Pants…?" Started Dean only to gap at Harry. Harry sighed and removed his cloak before Dean had a good look at him. He didn't want everyone to know he had an invisibility cloak, if they hadn't already.
"Well, well…it seems to me that Harry got laid!" Seamus chirped in grinning widely at Harry. "So, Who was it mate?"
Harry Sighed. So much for sneaking back in without anyone noticing. He knew he should have just left on the cloak but no, he thought he was in the clear. "I'm going to bed…"
"Aw, Come on Harry! Who was it?" Seamus whined. "I'll tell you who mine was! It was Dean. OK! Your turn!"
"Seamus!" Dean shouted blushing a deep cinnamon.
"Oh come on now, Lub. We were going to tell them sooner or later." Seamus smiled sweetly at his lover.
"I WOULD have liked it to have been later!" He glared back still a very lovely shade of red. Seamus ignored that and turned back to Harry who only rolled his eyes and he made his way to his bed.
"Come on! That's not fair! I told, now you do!" Seamus pouted as he crossed his arms.
"Yes but I didn't agree to tell you just assumed I would tell." Harry pointed out. Seamus still pouted, Dean was glaring at him still a dark shade of red and Ron just gawked at Harry from the doorway. Still…slightly dazed from the viewing.
"Oh come on Harry…was it…Hm…was it Lavender?" Seamus started to guess. Harry wrinkled his nose and shook his head no as he claimed on to his bed making himself comfortable. "Ginny?" Seamus grinned giving a glance at Ron. Harry was about to answer no when Ron came out of his daze, angry.
"Hold on a minute! Why in the world would you ask Harry if he had slept with MY sister!?" Ron growled at Seamus.
"Because it could be true!" He stated. Harry just rolled his eyes.
"Well it's not! Now BREATHE Ron." Harry told them glancing at Ron who looked slightly purple from anger.
"Then who Harry?" Dean finally spoke after non-stop glares to his boyfriend.
"I'm not telling and why are you guy so sure I had sex with someone?" Harry grumbled getting annoyed by everyone and their questions.
"Is it Hermione?" Seamus asked grinning devilishly knowing that would make Ron angry again.
"SEAMUS!" Ron growled as he started to march over to Seamus bed. Dean jumped out of his bed and grabbed hold of Ron to keep him from killing Seamus.
"NO!" Harry Shot. "No, It wasn't Hermione! Now stop asking! And Ron calm down or I will sleep with Ginny!" Harry shouted knowing that would put a stop to Ron in a hurry. Ron knew Ginny would give herself to Harry on the drop of a dime.
Everyone stopped. Dean let go of Ron and climbed in to Seamus bed knowing that it wouldn't hurt now because everyone knew now. Ron glared at Seamus as he made is way back to bed. Harry sighed and fell back onto his bed.
"Is it-"
"NO SEAMUS!" Harry growled, "Now, I'm going to bed so No more questions"
"Fine don't tell me then. I'll just have to blackmail it out of you." Seamus pouted but he knew that Harry knew that Seamus had nothing on Harry. Well expect the whole 'Harry had no pants on tonight' but that didn't seem to scare Harry much if everyone knew about that.
"Good night Seamus…" Harry grumbled into his Pillow. After a few minutes of silence Harry was asleep. But not everyone was like that. Another few minutes pasted by and Neville was stirring in his sleep and his head popped up and looked around.
"Hey…Why are you guys still awake?" He glanced around at everyone to find Seamus and Dean where in the same bed Ron was sitting in his bed glaring at Seamus. Seamus was looking at Harry evilly as if he was plotting something. "…Did I miss something?" Neville asked.
"Oh you know…the Usual, Neville. Harry with no pants, I'm sleeping with Dean, And Ron Crushing over Hermione. The Usual." Seamus smirked at a very confused Neville.
"Seamus…If you go to sleep tonight I doubt you'll wake up." Ron threatened.
"See! The Usual!" Seamus grinned. Neville knows that Ron threatens Seamus like that when he makes comments about Him and Hermione…But what was this about Harry and no pants?
"W-what? I'm confused…" Neville told them putting a hand on his head.
"Don't worry Neville, you're not the only one." Dean signed as he looked over at his lover. "Just go back to sleep and we will see if we can make sense of this in the morning." He told Neville.
"O-ok…Night Everyone." Neville said in a confused voice as he laid back down. 'This is a very odd night.' Thought Neville as he drifted back to sleep.
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An: Did you enjoy? Good! Well come back, On Monday for the next chapter. And here is a Teaser till Monday. I know…I'm Evil. Reviews are welcomed. Thank you for reading! See you Monday!
Teaser: "Harry, what DID happen to your pants? I mean if you did get…laid…wouldn't you just put them back on afterwards." Neville asked blushing slightly.
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ron/Hermione (Later, they just can't seem to get it into their head they lub each other), Seamus/Dean, Neville/ I'm not telling you have to wait and see, Harry/Draco (Can't really hide it from you because it put it under Draco and Harry…But that doesn't mean the other character have to know yet.) And that about it.
Legal stuff: I do not own them. J.K. does. But that doesn't mean I can't play with them for a bit. Muhahahaha
A/N: This one will be fun to write. I say about…a…good 4 or 5 chapters out of this one. 1 and 2 are already done! (yay!)
"Harry?! Where the hell are your pants?!" Ron exclaimed as Harry came though the boy's dorms door. (An: Woo…say that five times fast. The boy's dorm door…err…sorry back to the story!) It was midnight and Ron had just woken up by the sound of his own stomach. And just as he was about to leave he finds a half naked Harry in the doorway.
"Oh…err…Hello Ron…" Harry managed to spit out. He blushed as he wrapped the invisibility cloak around his waist. So now there was just half of Harry standing in the doorway. "What a nice night for uh…a walk…you know?" He asked still not looking at Ron in the eyes. Ron just stared at Harry as if he was crazy.
"Yes…nice night to go for a walk…WITHOUT YOUR PANTS!" Ron shouted.
"Ron! Shh! You'll wake everyone up!" He whispered loudly as he glanced at Dean as he started to stir.
"Well I hope so! I just know everyone would LOVE to see the Famous Harry Potter without his pants!" Ron shot back still in a daze from the sight of Harry without pants…in the middle of the night…with only a button up shirt, Boxers and the invisibility cloak on…Yeah, Ron was in a daze.
"What is this about with Harry…and…no…Pants…?" Started Dean only to gap at Harry. Harry sighed and removed his cloak before Dean had a good look at him. He didn't want everyone to know he had an invisibility cloak, if they hadn't already.
"Well, well…it seems to me that Harry got laid!" Seamus chirped in grinning widely at Harry. "So, Who was it mate?"
Harry Sighed. So much for sneaking back in without anyone noticing. He knew he should have just left on the cloak but no, he thought he was in the clear. "I'm going to bed…"
"Aw, Come on Harry! Who was it?" Seamus whined. "I'll tell you who mine was! It was Dean. OK! Your turn!"
"Seamus!" Dean shouted blushing a deep cinnamon.
"Oh come on now, Lub. We were going to tell them sooner or later." Seamus smiled sweetly at his lover.
"I WOULD have liked it to have been later!" He glared back still a very lovely shade of red. Seamus ignored that and turned back to Harry who only rolled his eyes and he made his way to his bed.
"Come on! That's not fair! I told, now you do!" Seamus pouted as he crossed his arms.
"Yes but I didn't agree to tell you just assumed I would tell." Harry pointed out. Seamus still pouted, Dean was glaring at him still a dark shade of red and Ron just gawked at Harry from the doorway. Still…slightly dazed from the viewing.
"Oh come on Harry…was it…Hm…was it Lavender?" Seamus started to guess. Harry wrinkled his nose and shook his head no as he claimed on to his bed making himself comfortable. "Ginny?" Seamus grinned giving a glance at Ron. Harry was about to answer no when Ron came out of his daze, angry.
"Hold on a minute! Why in the world would you ask Harry if he had slept with MY sister!?" Ron growled at Seamus.
"Because it could be true!" He stated. Harry just rolled his eyes.
"Well it's not! Now BREATHE Ron." Harry told them glancing at Ron who looked slightly purple from anger.
"Then who Harry?" Dean finally spoke after non-stop glares to his boyfriend.
"I'm not telling and why are you guy so sure I had sex with someone?" Harry grumbled getting annoyed by everyone and their questions.
"Is it Hermione?" Seamus asked grinning devilishly knowing that would make Ron angry again.
"SEAMUS!" Ron growled as he started to march over to Seamus bed. Dean jumped out of his bed and grabbed hold of Ron to keep him from killing Seamus.
"NO!" Harry Shot. "No, It wasn't Hermione! Now stop asking! And Ron calm down or I will sleep with Ginny!" Harry shouted knowing that would put a stop to Ron in a hurry. Ron knew Ginny would give herself to Harry on the drop of a dime.
Everyone stopped. Dean let go of Ron and climbed in to Seamus bed knowing that it wouldn't hurt now because everyone knew now. Ron glared at Seamus as he made is way back to bed. Harry sighed and fell back onto his bed.
"Is it-"
"NO SEAMUS!" Harry growled, "Now, I'm going to bed so No more questions"
"Fine don't tell me then. I'll just have to blackmail it out of you." Seamus pouted but he knew that Harry knew that Seamus had nothing on Harry. Well expect the whole 'Harry had no pants on tonight' but that didn't seem to scare Harry much if everyone knew about that.
"Good night Seamus…" Harry grumbled into his Pillow. After a few minutes of silence Harry was asleep. But not everyone was like that. Another few minutes pasted by and Neville was stirring in his sleep and his head popped up and looked around.
"Hey…Why are you guys still awake?" He glanced around at everyone to find Seamus and Dean where in the same bed Ron was sitting in his bed glaring at Seamus. Seamus was looking at Harry evilly as if he was plotting something. "…Did I miss something?" Neville asked.
"Oh you know…the Usual, Neville. Harry with no pants, I'm sleeping with Dean, And Ron Crushing over Hermione. The Usual." Seamus smirked at a very confused Neville.
"Seamus…If you go to sleep tonight I doubt you'll wake up." Ron threatened.
"See! The Usual!" Seamus grinned. Neville knows that Ron threatens Seamus like that when he makes comments about Him and Hermione…But what was this about Harry and no pants?
"W-what? I'm confused…" Neville told them putting a hand on his head.
"Don't worry Neville, you're not the only one." Dean signed as he looked over at his lover. "Just go back to sleep and we will see if we can make sense of this in the morning." He told Neville.
"O-ok…Night Everyone." Neville said in a confused voice as he laid back down. 'This is a very odd night.' Thought Neville as he drifted back to sleep.
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An: Did you enjoy? Good! Well come back, On Monday for the next chapter. And here is a Teaser till Monday. I know…I'm Evil. Reviews are welcomed. Thank you for reading! See you Monday!
Teaser: "Harry, what DID happen to your pants? I mean if you did get…laid…wouldn't you just put them back on afterwards." Neville asked blushing slightly.