This is my first fanfic so I hope you like it! I don't own Twilight, but I want it so bad! I only own the dares and the plot (Post Eclipse)

Chapter 1: The Great Idea, only not

Bella PoV

I was on my way to the Cullen's Mansion with the love of my life/existence, and my Fiancé Edward Cullen in his silver Volvo when my phone rang and turns out it was a very, very hyper Alice. "Hi Alice," I started. "EEEEEEEEEP!" I had to pull the phone away from my ear or else my eardrum would burst. "Jeez, Ali what's the matter?" "I had a vision, GET OVER HERE NOW!" Lord, I love her, but there are times when she's just real pushy. "K, Alice just PLEASE stop yelling!" What happened next surprised me: "OK SEE YOU IN 2 MINUTES!" She yelled, again. "What's the matter, love? Edward asked curious. He probably couldn't understand Alice with all the screaming. "Well Alice said she had a vision and wants us over ASAP," I responded. "Okay we're about a minute away," and just then he started grinning uncontrollably. "What?" I asked questioningly. He kissed me on the lips which made my heart flutter like a hummingbirds wings. "You'll see soon enough," he smiled. Me and Edward couldn't be better in our relationship considering that we are getting married in a few months. Mrs. Bella Cullen, I love the sound of that.

Once I stepped out of the car, I saw a flash of black pixie-like hair and very pale skin and the next thing I knew I was being hugged by none other than the Pixie herself. "Hi Bella! Come on!" She grabbed my hand and dragged me into the Cullen living room. Everyone but Carlisle and Esme were there. I sat on the white love seat and Edward joined me smiling. Alice went and sat on Jasper's lap.

"Hey Bella," Jasper said with a small smile on his face, "Are you alright? I can feel your nervousness coming at me." "Oh, sorry Jazz. I'm just kinda nervous as to why Pixie over there is so jumpy!" I exclaimed. Then I heard Emmet's signature booming laugh coming down the stairs and echoing throughout the house. Then Emmett and Rosalie came down the stairs and took their seats at the dining room table. Me and Rosalie are on much better terms, so I guess you could say we are great friends.

"Ok as you all know Bella is gonna become a Cullen officially soon so we need to give her the proper orientation," She paused and quickly continued, "and since there's not much to do we will play Cullen style Truth or Dare! She finished excited. Everyone looked very excited and looked at me for a response so I just smiled and nodded. "Okay these are the rules: Rule 1: If you refuse a dare you must spend the day in your undergarments where ever you go no matter what for 3 days. Rule 2: Don't try to lie if you pick truth 'cause Edward will know. Rule 4: If someone dares you, you can't dare them back; you have to pick someone who preferably hasn't had a turn. And Finally Rule 4: You can't under any circumstances tell Carlisle and Esme anything about this, what is said and done between us will stay that way, got it?" We all nodded when she quickly added" Oh and no dares for Bella that involve physically harming her in any way. OK Emmett?" she said while looking at him. Emmett said "Rats!" under his breath and everyone broke out laughing, myself included.

"Ok let's get started. Can I go 1st?" I said. Everyone nodded. "Ok, I pick," Hm who should I pick? "Jasper, Truth or Dare?" I pretty much already knew the answer to that and it's gonna be, "DARE!" I smiled, I knew it. "Ok, I dare you to go to Lauren's house, confess your undying love for her," I didn't get a chance to finish because I was interrupted by none other than Emmett, "Ok this will be fun! I've always wanted to mess with her! Too bad Jazzy is gonna be the one to do it! " He then pouted sending all the girls into giggles. "Wait, Jasper! You have to do this in a Hello Kitty costume head and only a Neon Pink Speedo! Is that alright with you, Alice?" I said looking pretty satisfied with myself. She smiled and said, "Yeah, this will be hilarious! I have seen the look on Lauren's face and it is so so very funny!" She then broke into laughter and soon we were all laughing hysterically, except Jasper but I swear I saw him crack a smile.

"All right let's get going!" Emmett bellowed, which sent me and Alice into more giggles. Edward looked at me like he was grateful and whispered in my ear: "Thanks, love. I have been meaning to get back at him for drugging you with Pixie Sticks at that bar with Emmett," He then grinned my favorite crooked smile which made me forget my own name and then kissed me with lots of passion. Seconds, Hours, Days, Weeks could have passed with me just kissing Edward, but I had to breath. I am really looking forward to becoming a vampire. Yeah, not something you say every day, I know. "OH! Her dad has a shotgun so we have to be careful, guys!" This sent all of us into another fit of laughter but this time it was silent laughter.

Anyways, we were in front of Lauren's house and Jasper started stripping to his Speedo and I couldn't look because I was silently laughing my head off and so was everyone else. "All right let's get this over with!" He sent death glares my way and stalked off toward the front door. "Wait, Jazz! You forgot your Head! "Rosalie whisper/yelled. That just sent Emmett to his booming laughter yet again and the rest of us giggled.

Revenge is SWEET! This was the perfect way to get back at him for drugging me with all those pounds of Pixie sticks! You see, I have this condition that if I have too much sugar in my system I turn into Alice+ More Hyper x 13= Drugged Bella. I know sounds exaggerated but it's not. Jasper sent more glares my way and grabbed the Hello Kitty Head and went to the door. Yeah, Revenge is sweet! He rang the doorbell and a dumbstruck Lauren stood in the doorway. "Jasper Hale? What are you doing here!" She tried to fix herself up considering she only had a white spaghetti strap top, and some really short booty shorts. Wow. That shows how desperate and pathetic you are when you stoop to Level 5: Lauren. Jessica was right above Lauren and then Britney and Angela and me. Britney came during the last month of school and they were like Lauren and Jessica put together. So you can imagine how bad she was. Since Jessica went over to the "dark side" as I like to call them, and went with Lauren she turned, how do I describe this, slutty. She even had her breasts done so and I quote "maybe Edward will get tired of you and want a real woman like myself" end quote. Yeah, Right! That would explain why I'm getting married to him in August.

"Hi Lauren," Poor Jasper. He really looked pained. Oh well that will teach him not to mess with me. HA HA HA! "I just wanted to tell you how much I love you," Oh god I think he was trying his best not to puke. "And how it will never die." Then she purred in his ear seductively, "Oh well I knew you were gonna outgrow the pixie freak. Wanna have some fun?" OMG, OMG OMG! I cant believe she believed this crap. HA!