A/n: Ok everyone, I've looked at all of the stories that I've written recently, and I thought "God… there all a bit serious aren't they!" So I disided to do something fun for a change! It's going to be as if being in Fruits Basket is a day job, you know that they act it out and stuff. I know that they don't really do that, but I thought that it might be fun doing it like that! This is going to be (as the title suggests!) AN INTERVIEW WITH FRUITS BASKET! First up… Shigure! (The things in (brackets) are stage directions!)
Interviewer: Hi! I'm the one and only Brad Best, I have here with me today the one and only… Shigure Sohma! (audience applause's) He has kindly taken some time out of his hectic schedule to come and see us today! Say hello Shigure!
Shigure: Hello all you gorgeous people out there! (blows kisses out to the crowd) I love you all! Please wait for autographs and signed photos after the show, and remember… no pushing, I know how eager all you fans can get! (laughs heartily)
Interviewer: (scratches back of head) Erm… ok... maybe that was going a bit too far eh? Anyway, lets get on with it shall we!
Shigure: Oh my, (putting hand over mouth in shock) what on earth are you trying to suggest! I am not a filthy as you all may think you know! I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to another… (Putting hand to forehead dramatically)
Interviewer: Oh really, (raises and eyebrow to the audience) and who might that be may I ask? (audience laughs)
Shigure: Tut tut, is someone a wee bit jealous? I know that I'm just totally irresistible, but you could hide it a little bit you know! I thought that a person of your professional status would have a little pride about those things!
Interviewer: Right… erm… ok… that wasn't the answer I was really looking for… but anyway…! What I really wanted to ask you was, what's it like being in the world famous Fruits Basket?
Shigure: OH DON'T GET MY STARTED! It's the best thing in the world. I couldn't ask for a better job! The other co-stars are just truly wonderful, especially in the outtakes; we have a whale of a time! If I told you everything that went on back stage we would be here all day!
Interviewer: Oh we have all the time… on second thoughts… I think your right, NEXT QUESTION! There are rumours circulating that yourself and Ayame Sohma… are… how can I say this when we're live… erm… let me see… dating! Is that true?
Shigure: You really are a little green-eyed monster aren't you? Trying so hard too sneakily find things out about my private life, if you like me that much, I suppose that we could… arrange something. (laughs) What am I like!
Interviewer: (mutters) Yes, exactly what I was just thinking… (returns to normal voice) Look, I think that you're getting the totally wrong idea here mate…
Shigure: OH! Your calling my mate now are you! Whatever next! Things are just going way too fast for my liking; we've only just met! Never in all my life have I met some one that adores me as much as you do! It brings a joyful tear to the eye… (wipes eyes)
Interviewer: Don't you think that you're maybe a little bit full of yourself sometimes?
Shigure: ME? BIG HEADED? NOT A CHANCE! I'm so great that I don't have time to be big headed. Do you even have the slightest idea what it's like being as brilliant as I am! But I suppose that I person as low as you on the acting ladder wouldn't really! (laughs annoyingly) You can never be too confident, that's my motto!
Interviewer: (keeps his calm, but ready to bust any minute!) Yes… I can see that… but you still haven't answered the question yet…!
Shigure: I'm sorry but I can't reveal that kind of information, it's classified!
Interviewer: JUST ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION! I'M RUNNING OUT OF SCRIPT HERE YOU KNOW! (leaps across stage and grabs Shigure roughly, and starts shaking him madly)
Shigure: Now now now, (pats interviewers hand) there's no need to get violent is there? I know that you're driven crazy by the love and passion you have for me, but don't you think that this is going a little but too far eh? I don't agree to hand on contact at least after the second date you know!
(Hatori suddenly appears on the opposite side of the stage)
Shigure: (spots him) Oh look! Here comes my most faithful friend Haa-san! (waves madly) over here Haa-san, over here!
Hatori: Don't worry you moron, I've already seen you, how can I not when you act like such a prat… I'm here to take you home… you've caused enough problem here to last a week… besides, your editor is at your house just about ready to hang herself, I think you had better go and see her.
Shigure: (smiles mischievously) Oh haa-san, you know that I'm only playing with her.
Hatori: Do I? It looks more like torture to me… now come on… home! (grabs back of Shigure's kimono, and drags him off stage)
Shigure: Awwwww! (fake crying) Haa-san your no fun... can't I at least stay for a few more minutes, it was starting to get fun! WAAAAAA!
Hatori: Do you want a simple answer to that?
Shigure: um… (not sure what to expect) …ok…
Hatori: ok then………….. NOOO! (vanishes off stage)
Interviewer: (wipes forehead in relief, and waves heartily goodbye) Thank you sir, thank you… yes that's it take him away. Oh too bad, maybe we can do that again sometime (mutters) not…!
Interviewer: (turns to the audience with open arms) And so that's it ladies and germs! Didn't we bring you a fantastic show this week, make sure that you tune in next time when we'll be interviewing another member of the fantastic Fruits basket crew! Next up… Ayame!