Izaya Trolls
Kanra has entered the chatroom.
Kanra: heeheehee! I wonder if anyone's here~?
Tsubaki Sasuke has entered the chatroom.
Tsubaki Sasuke: You!
Kanra: Oh, me?
Tsubaki Sasuke: Yes, you. You're the hacker who has been interfering with the school computers, aren't you? Own up!
Kanra: Poor little me! Why do you say such cruel things?
Tsubaki Sasuke: Someone with the username 'Kanra' has been blocking all the Internet websites on the school computers and replacing the server with a display of a repulsive, rainbow-coloured feline thing.
Kanra: That would be Nyan Cat.
Tsubaki Sasuke: Whatever it is, it has no place within this school.
Kanra: baww
Tsubaki Sasuke: That being the case, it is my right as a student council member to apprehend you. You're to stop terrorising the school this instant, Kanra.
Kanra: Hmmm… I have some advice for you. I think you might need to get your posterior checked.
Tsubaki Sasuke: What do you mean?
Kanra: I think there's a giant stick stuck in there~
Tsubaki Sasuke: No, there is not.
Kanra: Oh? And how do you know that?
Tsubaki Sasuke: Because I
Tsubaki Sasuke: Stop trying to distract me!
Kanra: You're such a cute boy, dear.
Kanra: Oh?
Kanra: Why aren't you responding? Cat got your tongue?
Tsubaki Sasuke has left the chatroom.
Kanra: I love humans~
Switch has entered the chatroom.
Switch: Greetings.
Switch: I am here on Tsubaki's behalf.
Kanra: Hello, Switch-chan!
Switch: I must say, I am impressed with your hacking skills. I am also unable to track down your IP address.
Kanra: Are you that eager to meet up with me? I'm flattered~
Switch: I believe you are somewhere in Ikebukuro right now using a mobile device.
Switch: Tell me, is it an iPhone 5?
Kanra: Oho and why do you ask?
Switch: The enhanced interface and connection speed is to die for.
Kanra: I know, right?
Kanra: *A*
Switch: Though to be perfectly honest, I prefer Samsung.
Onihime has entered the chatroom.
Onihime: idiot!11! stop gettin alon wit the hacker :/
Onihime: UR SUPPOSD 2 BLOCK HIM
Switch: You type slowly, Himeko.
Onihime: U JUST TYP FAST
Switch: But you use so many keyboard shortcuts.
Kanra: This must be a case of the tortoise and the hare.
Switch: You took the words right out of my mouth!
Kanra: Internet brofist.
Switch: Brofist.
Onihime: KIGJHBDJGBDJH
Onihime: i giv up
Onihime has left the chatroom.
Kanra: Soooooooo
Kanra: Shall we meet up and have a wonderful time together?
Switch: No.
Switch has left the chatroom.
Kanra: …
Kanra: Did I just get trolled?
Fin
(A/N: Silly little story, I know, but hey. I like it. It's against FF rules to have these types of stories, but please don't report me. I really don't like that rule.)