Late Night with Spiderman
By Supergirl
A/N: Okay I wanted to do a comical Spiderman VS. George Lucas thingy here we go review PLEASE I BEAG YOU! I don't own Spiderman or Lucas would never do what is in this story cause he won't. Don't own anybody in this fanfic. There I said it! PS REVIEW!
(Theme music to the Spiderman show from the 70's starts up) Lights come on to Spiderman in costume with a tie on.
Spiderman: Hello everybody and welcome to my show, late night with Spiderman!
Audience: (claps applauds etc.)
Spiderman: Tonight's guest is George Lucas, creator of Star wars. Also celebrity prank calls! And our ever famous top ten list! We'll get started after a word from our sponsors cause Spidy needs money for a new costume!
(after commercial break)
Spiderman: Were Back! (taps his note cards on his desk)
(camera panels to the band tied up with webbing near there instruments)
Spiderman: Please welcome my First guess George Lucas! (shows his hands so the audience is persuaded to applaud)
Audience: Yeah!
(George Lucas comes out with a control in hand)
Lucas: (sits down)
Spiderman: (taps his note cards on his desk)
Spiderman: So Lucas, how are you?
Lucas: Shut up you eight-legged embezzle!
Spiderman: You just can't let go of that 250 million can you?
Lucas: (takes out a remote control)
Lucas: Well I think I can get rid of New York's pest problem for good! Muwha ha ha ha!
Spiderman: What's that?
Lucas: (pushes a button then Chewbacca pops out of the floor board)
Chewy: Arrg!
Lucas: Chewbacca! Kill Spidy!
Chewy: (uses sign language) 'chewy-don't-hurt-spider-chewy-has-cramps- ) Arrrrrrrumph!
Lucas: (tosses down the remote in rage) DAMNIT!
Spiderman: Are you done yet Lucas?
Lucas: (draws out a light saber) DIE SPIDER!
Spiderman: (jumps up into the rafters where the scoop lights hang above the audience below) Nah, man your nuts!
Lucas: You owe me millions Spiderman! DAMN YOU! (starts to swing around the light saber. anciently cuts off his leg.) DAMNIT ALL TO HELL! Chew help me!
Spiderman: (up in the rafters) We'll be right back! (You know you wanna review this story don't you)
After commercial…
Spiderman: (shuffles through his cards) It's Fridays do you know what that means?
Audience: It's tool time!!!
Spiderman: (sweat drop appears by his face) Umm No! Let's try again.
It's celebrity prank phone call time.
(gets out his rolodex)
Spiderman: (giggles some) Now I'll ask the audience to very quiet. Shhh!
(ringing is herd on the phone)
Voice: Hello?
Spiderman: Is this the Incredible Hulk?
Voice: No this is Clark, who may I ask is calling?
Spiderman: Umm I was looking for Hulk, who the hell are you?
Voice: Just some guy who runs around in a silly red-sheet and blue spandex.
Spiderman: Hey I do too, but not a gay looking cape or underwear on the outside.
Voice: Your just mean man. (CLICK)
Spiderman: Okay let's try the Hulk now for real!
Hulk: (picks up with a British ancient) Hello, chap who is this ringing me at this hour?
Spiderman: This is Spiderman from Late night with Spiderman.
Hulk: You do know you woke me up right?
Spiderman: Sorry about that.
Hulk: Are you really?
Spiderman: umm kind of, well not really.
Hulk: HULK MAD! HULK ANGRY! (crashing is herd)
Spiderman: Uh oh! DUDE CALM DOWN!
Hulk: Hulk SMASH SPIDER!
(click is herd)
Spiderman: (looks at the audience) Umm were gonna take a commercial break. (runs out the door)
A/N: Review if you like for me to continue-
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