Me: Hello, and this is Talking With Game Characters!
(Audience cheers)
Me: I am your host. This week we are interviewing… Yoshi!
(Yoshi walks on stage while the crowd claps)
Yoshi: Thank you for letting me be on your show. I love it.
Me: Well, you are my favorite Mario character. Anyways, the first question comes from Seat 45.
(Pikachu stands from seat)
Pikachu: Pik Pik Pikachu Chu Ka Pi-Pikachu Chu Pi. (How long is your tongue and stomach?)
Yoshi: Well, my tongue is 5 feet long and my stomach, about half my body.
Me: (Wide-eyed) Wow! That is large. The second and third question is from Seat 4.
(Shadow stands)
Shadow: 1. Who is your crush? 2. Why don't you have better moves in Brawl? Your smash is epic but heck, even Sonic is better. And that is sayin' something!
Sonic: Hey!
Yoshi: Ha! 1st answer. Uh, hard to say. But it has to be Birdo. 2nd answer. I know right. I tried talking to Nintendo about it. But then they gave me $1000 and slammed the door on me. I have more potential then what they think.
Me: That is cruel what Nintendo did! Anyways, fourth question is from Seat 30!
(Dr. Eggman stands)
Dr. Eggman: What do you think of Sonic characters?
Yoshi: Ok. That will be long. But I'll do it. Sonic: He's awesome but he needs to relax. I mean, just running like a normal being is a lazy day for him.
Sonic: Hey, I am right here you know!
Yoshi: Tails: He is quite the genius. He may have the smarts of Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory. Knuckles: The most awesome Echidna ever! Smart and dependable! Amy: Uh, maybe Sonic's only chance of reproducing and making more fast hedgehogs to save the day. Unless he wants to date Elise, the girl who sleeps with hedgehogs.
(Amy Blushes)
Yoshi: And last, Big: I don't know why Sega hired him. He is the most useless character.
Me: Next question is from Seat 60.
(Kirby Stands)
Kirby: What was the worst day of your life?
Yoshi: Well, I was 9, I was out looking for food, and then a giant monster attacked! That giant monster took my parents and sent them away. I tried to get them but they were so high up! I couldn't Flutter Jump high enough. And after that I never saw them again.
Me: Wow!
Yoshi: But it was fine after that. I started working for Mario, because that giant monster is sitting in Seat 44.
(Audience gasps while looking at Bowser)
Yoshi: I moved out of Yoshi Island the year after. Now I hang out with my friends in Station Square or in Peach's castle when I am off duty. Sometimes, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles join in. When I am on duty, though, I go to the Mushroom Kingdom and help out with Mario. And seriously, there is one, like, every month!
Me: Next question is from Seat 99!
(Lucario stands)
Lucario: Luc Lucario Rio-Luca Luc Rio Cario? (Which is more evil: Dr. Eggman or Bowser?)
Yoshi: Duh! Bowser! Dr. Eggman thinks if he blows up the planet, he can then make his own "Robotnik Empire". But it cant happen because there is no space to put it on! So Doctor Eggman is stupid and crazy!
Me: You are so awesome! Well that's all for today! See you next time!