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By Jetsama and Dragonblade.
In this story the YYH characters sons and/or daughters are the main characters.
"We need a new spirit detective," said Koenma.
Botan looked puzzled. "What happened to Yusuke?"
Koenma laughed. "They didn't tell you? Yusuke let Kuwabara talk him into eating a lot of chocolate! Remember, it has to be a quality guy."
Botan still looked puzzled. "How about Yusuke's son, Yaksuke."
"On second thought, he'll do," Koenma laughed
Yaksuke, Cowabara, Hiei Jr., and Takara were sitting in a circle on the floor of Yaksuke's room. "Have you seen the movie about the guy who got run over by a bus? You haven't because you have to order it with Comcast but everyone knows that you can only order disturbing movies from Comcast anyway-
"Yaksuke, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" Takara whacked Yaksuke but that didn't stop him from talking.
"Have you ever had Checker's Pizza? That stuff kicks butt! Speaking of kicking butt, have you ever seen that new movie? You know the one with all the fancy slow-mo and stuff? Dude, that rocks so hard!" Yaksuke rambled.
"Somebody get me some rope, a towel, and a really uncomfortable chair." Takara smiled evilly.
They tied Yaksuke up and throw him in the basement. Little did Yaksuke know that someone was stalking him. That someone is –insert big, long, scary pause here- Botan. "Mmmm hhh jjjj mmm hhh mmhhm hmmm?"
"What?" Botan asked.
"I said what the hell are you doing here? Yaksuke said as Botan untied him.
"I came to teach you your dad's famous technique the Spirit Gun! Here's the book! Read it! Learn it! Eat it!" Botan said giving him the book. The cover said How To Use The Spirit Gun By I. M. Ridiculous.
"Hyaaaaaaaaa! Botan I think I messed it up!" Yaksuke said giving Botan schizophrenia.
"Oh well. Close enough." Botan said. "Seeya."
Yaksuke went upstairs and gave all his friends schizophrenia.
"Cow...suit...too...tight...moo... I'm gonna hit you so hard once I get out of this cow suit, Urameshi!" Cowabara shook a fist, which was really a hoof, but his fist was still under there so let's call it a fist.
"I'm going to punch you so hard that your big dumb butt lands in the middle of next week." Hiei Jr. said.
"Okay...how 'bout some TV instead?" Yaksuke turned on the ridiculously large 86-inch plasma TV with surround sound and onDemand.
"...and now for the greatest action cartoon ever made, DRAGONBALL Z!" the narrator's voice came booming out of the television.
"Pssh, yeah." Cowabara scoffed. "This is the greatest action cartoon ever made!"
Takara was poking Cowabara. "Poke. Poke. Poke."
"Stop it." Cowabara said.
"Poke. Poke. Poke."
STOP IT! yelled Cowabara. Takara held up a bomb.
"Carry on." said Cowabara.
"Hi!!!" Botan destroyed the living room wall. "I have your first mission here. But you have to jump for it!" Botan held up a yellow folder and laughed at Yaksuke's ridiculous attempts at grabbing it.
(Author's note- Just for clarification, Takara has a fascination with bombs and Cowabara pretends he's a cow. Oh yeah, Takara is Kurama's daughter.)
What is Yaksuke's first mission? Will he ever get it from Botan's hands? Is Cowabara ever going to get out of that cow suit? Find out next time on Yu Yu Yakusho!
Comments!
Takara: This episode sucks because I don't get to whack Cowabara.
Cowabara: (really annoying cow song) Cow, Cow, COOOOOOOOOOW!
Hiei: (no comments)
Yaksuke: Dude did you like it? If you want to be in the story review and we'll pick to people to be in my show!
By Jetsama and Dragonblade.
In this story the YYH characters sons and/or daughters are the main characters.
"We need a new spirit detective," said Koenma.
Botan looked puzzled. "What happened to Yusuke?"
Koenma laughed. "They didn't tell you? Yusuke let Kuwabara talk him into eating a lot of chocolate! Remember, it has to be a quality guy."
Botan still looked puzzled. "How about Yusuke's son, Yaksuke."
"On second thought, he'll do," Koenma laughed
Yaksuke, Cowabara, Hiei Jr., and Takara were sitting in a circle on the floor of Yaksuke's room. "Have you seen the movie about the guy who got run over by a bus? You haven't because you have to order it with Comcast but everyone knows that you can only order disturbing movies from Comcast anyway-
"Yaksuke, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!" Takara whacked Yaksuke but that didn't stop him from talking.
"Have you ever had Checker's Pizza? That stuff kicks butt! Speaking of kicking butt, have you ever seen that new movie? You know the one with all the fancy slow-mo and stuff? Dude, that rocks so hard!" Yaksuke rambled.
"Somebody get me some rope, a towel, and a really uncomfortable chair." Takara smiled evilly.
They tied Yaksuke up and throw him in the basement. Little did Yaksuke know that someone was stalking him. That someone is –insert big, long, scary pause here- Botan. "Mmmm hhh jjjj mmm hhh mmhhm hmmm?"
"What?" Botan asked.
"I said what the hell are you doing here? Yaksuke said as Botan untied him.
"I came to teach you your dad's famous technique the Spirit Gun! Here's the book! Read it! Learn it! Eat it!" Botan said giving him the book. The cover said How To Use The Spirit Gun By I. M. Ridiculous.
"Hyaaaaaaaaa! Botan I think I messed it up!" Yaksuke said giving Botan schizophrenia.
"Oh well. Close enough." Botan said. "Seeya."
Yaksuke went upstairs and gave all his friends schizophrenia.
"Cow...suit...too...tight...moo... I'm gonna hit you so hard once I get out of this cow suit, Urameshi!" Cowabara shook a fist, which was really a hoof, but his fist was still under there so let's call it a fist.
"I'm going to punch you so hard that your big dumb butt lands in the middle of next week." Hiei Jr. said.
"Okay...how 'bout some TV instead?" Yaksuke turned on the ridiculously large 86-inch plasma TV with surround sound and onDemand.
"...and now for the greatest action cartoon ever made, DRAGONBALL Z!" the narrator's voice came booming out of the television.
"Pssh, yeah." Cowabara scoffed. "This is the greatest action cartoon ever made!"
Takara was poking Cowabara. "Poke. Poke. Poke."
"Stop it." Cowabara said.
"Poke. Poke. Poke."
STOP IT! yelled Cowabara. Takara held up a bomb.
"Carry on." said Cowabara.
"Hi!!!" Botan destroyed the living room wall. "I have your first mission here. But you have to jump for it!" Botan held up a yellow folder and laughed at Yaksuke's ridiculous attempts at grabbing it.
(Author's note- Just for clarification, Takara has a fascination with bombs and Cowabara pretends he's a cow. Oh yeah, Takara is Kurama's daughter.)
What is Yaksuke's first mission? Will he ever get it from Botan's hands? Is Cowabara ever going to get out of that cow suit? Find out next time on Yu Yu Yakusho!
Comments!
Takara: This episode sucks because I don't get to whack Cowabara.
Cowabara: (really annoying cow song) Cow, Cow, COOOOOOOOOOW!
Hiei: (no comments)
Yaksuke: Dude did you like it? If you want to be in the story review and we'll pick to people to be in my show!