A/N: This particlar story is a bunch of one-shots. I have been thinking that Edward can read peoples minds. Often, there must be 'intresting' things he overhears. I am going to make each one of these chapters a different scenerio. This chapter takes place during school at Forks High School during Edwards Sophmore year.

DISCLAIMER: Everything is owned by Stephenie Meyer.

EPOV

"This semester we are entering the body systems unit." Ms. Garth exclaimed to the whole class. How many times will I have to learn about something that will never apply to me? I do not digest food. My heart does not beat. I will never die from a heart attack, and stroke, or, frankly, anything.

I wonder if Alice would dump Jasper for me. I am twice the man Jasper would ever be. How could Alice not love me?

I chuckled inwardly at the thoughts that radiated from Tyler. Jasper could snap him in two and Tyler was twice the man Japser was? I glanced at him, only to see him staring across the room at Alice.

She is so hot. We would be the talk of the school. We would be the perfect couple. Everyone would be jealous of us. I could ask her to the dance, but first, what to do with Jasper. His locker is at the back of the school. I will go and talk some sense into him after school. After he gets a piece of me, lets see what he thinks about being with my Alice.

Tyler beating up Jasper. The mere thought made me laugh. Jasper, unlike Tyler, was made like marble, was unhumanly strong, and could make him feel as weak as possible. I tuned into Alices thoughts to see if she knew what was happening.

Haha. -flashes back to vision- Jasper stuffed all his books into his bookbag and turned corner to face Tyler. Tyler had the most serious face on. 'Jasper we need to have a man to man talk.' Amused Jasper nodded and radiated off waves of nervousness to mess with Tyler. 'I ummm... Alice... You...' Jasper shook his head and walked away down the hallway and met Alice putting his hand around her waist. -end of flashback- THATS MY JASPER!!!

I guess Jasper was more manly than Tyler, or at least more vampire-y.

A/N: I know this is really short and isnt that good. If you want me to make another chapter with a different story just review telling me so!!!