-1Hi all of you bast…. I mean people out there. This is my first fic so please don't flame me.
CHILD'S PLAY: The Kidnapping.
In the long, dark catacombs of Bowser's castle, a small koopa was roaming the halls.
" Dang!" the koopa stated. " I've gotta stop drinking so much soda at night".
When the koopa entered the door that had the words "Bowser Jr." written above, he saw a figure standing in the middle of the room.
Cackletta: Hehehehahaha!
Bowser Jr.: Yow!
Cackletta: Ha! So your Bowser Jr.!
Bowser Jr.:…Huh, what? I wasn't yelling at you, I was yelling at what you did to my window! Do you know how much that cost?
Cackletta:…No, and I don't care.
Bowser Jr.: Well just who do you think you are!
Cackletta: I am the great sorceress , Cackletta! No doubt your father has mentioned me.
Bowser Jr.: (rubbing his chin) No, my papa's never mentioned you. He has a hard time remembering unimportant people.
Cackletta fell over animae style at this.
Bowser Jr.: (getting a good look at Cackletta's face) Whoa! You look like a horses ass in a glue factory!
Cackletta: (fuming) Never mind that! I have come to kidnap, You! Hehehehahaha!
Bowser Jr.:…Oh ya? How!
Cackletta paused to think about this. She never really did get down to exactly how she was actually going to kidnap this little bundle of misery. The author, sensing a downfall in the plot, made a hammer magically appear right over Bowser Jr.'s head. BONK!
Cackletta:…well that was…convenient…
She scooped up Bowser Jr. and stuffed him in a sack.
Cackletta: Phase 1, Complete! Hehehehaha…OUCH!
A Brick had just magically appeared and landed on Cackletta's foot.
Author: Ooops! My bad! coughbitchcough.
Cackletta: What was that!
Author: Oh, nothing, nothing.(grins evily)
Cackletta: Humph!
She then jumped out the window. Little did she know what evil that little koopa would bring her…
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