one day there was a man named Baby nomnom you probably guessed what he does for a living...no,oh hes a garbage man (what kind of sick bastard are you). he was walking by a trash can one day and he heard crying. he opened the trash can and pulled out what was inside,It was a baby doll (what else would it be you fucked up creep). He took that baby doll and raised it as his own. At the age of 10 the baby doll was a college graduate in neuro/astrological/nuclear/physics science. at the age of 16 he one 30 nobel prizes in one year. But he felt his life wasn't complete, so he followed in his dads footsteps and became a garbage man. Baby nomnoms went on to be the proudest father there ever was, and for Doll the garbage man the II, He became the first garbage man in space. - a novel by CrimsonImposters