Chiyo: Arg! Word-perfect Froze! Oh well, I'll start again Chiyo: Hi this is Chiyo speaking to you and I will be your authoress today. This fic is based on Lord of the Rings (as you already know), enjoy the fic ¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿ Gandalf: (angrily) Frodo, Frodo, Frooooodo! Where could he be? Frodo: (annoyed) I'm right here. Gandalf: ah there you are (grins evilly, eyes flash) I have a little surprise for you. Frodo: (shakily) For Foooor Foooorrrrr me meee meeeeeeeee? Gandalf: (hisses) yes, yes you do have a surprise. Frodo: (shakily) wha whaa whaaaatttttt iiiiiiiiiiiisssss iiiittttt? Gandalf: (hisses) well, if you really must know... (grins and talks cheerfully) Happy Birthday! Frodo: Oh Boy! It's my birthday! (Long pause) It is? I don't even remember having a birthday. Gandalf whacks him in head Frodo: x.x °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° 1 Hour Later Frodo: Wha What's today? Gandalf: Today is the 28th of January. Frodo: Hey that's my birthday! Oh boy! Gandalf: Yes it is. Happy Birthday, follow me. Frodo: My head's sore. Gandalf: (mutters) That's because I hit you with my stick Frodo: WHAT! Gandalf: um... erm.. I thought you were a pinata. Frodo: There's going to be a pinata. I love pinatas! Can I have a monkey pinata? I love monkeys! Gandalf: Yes there's going to be a monkey pinata. Frodo: Will my siblings be here? Gandalf: Zucchini & Hashbrown? Frodo: yeah Gandalf: of course. Frodo: Will there be a band? Gandalf: Yes, The Smashed Pumpkins Frodo: Will my uncle be here? Gandalf: yes (thinks) how am I gonna get out of this???? Gandalf whacks Frodo with his stick. Frodo: x.x °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° While Frodo is unconscious. Gandalf: What do I do, I promised him his siblings and uncle... Legolas: Call them Gandalf: The Smashed Pumpkins to play for him... Legolas: Call them Gandalf: and a monkey pinata. ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿? That was chap 1, in the next chapter, will Gandalf whack Frodo with a stick??????