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Chapter 1: Introduction
Sheograth, the Mad Daedra Prince, and of other things. Was very, very bored, so for amusement, he kept sending Haskil out into the palace grounds, and summon him over and over again. For some reason he liked summoning Haskil over and over again. Sheograth always enjoyed Haskil's tone. But now it was getting boring really, really, really fast. "Humph. What's so great about being a Daedric Prince? There's nothing to do but sit on your throne all day. Doing what? NOTHING!" Sheograth yelled out. "Might I make a suggestion, my lord?" asked Haskil in his usual tone. "Does it include fun? Does it include some sort of madness?" asked Sheograth. "Yes. It's quite simple. It'll drive anyone mad, even a Daedric Lord." "Ooooooh now that sounds very, very, very, very FUN!!! I hope this is good. Or else I'll be jumping rope with your intestines!!!" laughed Sheograth. "All you need is a staff, and an enchanter." "Go on. Before I change my mind and skip jump with your intestines. Unless my mind changes on me first." Sheograth said. "Have you ever gotten annoyed with Dagon's Scamp servants?" "Yes, yes, and yes. They smell like crap and they make very weird sounds with their tongues why?" "Because" said Haskil "Because the enchanter will create a staff, that will summon four scamps. But they won't kill the staff owner. They'll follow him around. And if he kills all of the scamps they will be summoned again. An infinity number of times to be exact. And the owner will have some unspeakable bond that makes him want to keep this staff. The only way to get rid of it is if you give it to some willing person who wishes to acquire it. Or they need to drop the staff at one of your shrines over in Tamriel." Haskil said calmly. "That is the best prank ever! It'll drive me insane. Although I'm already insane enough. Come on, summon the enchanter! Quickly, quickly now! I have not time to lose!"
Author's Note: Yep, my very first story. R and R. I promise to update soon. Hope you enjoyed my story.