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Chapter 5 minus 4
In the beginning... there was Inuyasha and Kagome. Now do you understand why we skipped to chapter 5? Scratch that...
Chapter 1
"UGH!" Kagome mutters as she tries to strangle Inuyasha with her treasured bow, just the bow, while simultaneously stabbing him with her arrows, pointy arrows.
"What is WRONG with you, you crazy chick?" Inuyasha snarls as he grabs the bow with his teeth, with the intention of holding off the attack, but with a little miscalculation he smashes it to pieces with his very sharp fangs.
"How DARE you, you pompous arrogant JERK?"
"I'M the JERK?!!!!" Inuyasha growls flashing his fangs, "YOU, miserable WRENCH, you trying to pin this on me?!!!! YOU are the one who attacked ME, remember?"
SLAPWHACKWHAMSPLOOSH
(A/N: Slap; that's when Kagome's hand whips across Inuyasha's face leaving a big red handprint. Whack: that's when Kagome head butts Inuyasha. Wham: that's when Kagome's knee finds itself in-between someone's two hams, hint... hint. Sploosh: well that's when Inuyasha fell head first into the freezing cold icy water where hundreds upon hundreds of naked men were relaxing at the nude beach.)
"What IS this?" Inuyasha cries in horror as he finds himself closed in by the men. "Hhhh... AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Kagome upon hearing these cries for help, jumps after Inuyasha and scares away all the men.
"EWWWWW!!!!! This is a GUYS only beach!!!! What are you DOING?"
"Hey look!" Kagome shouts as she points to a figure swimming in the water.
"What now?" Inuyasha annoyed asks.
"It's Miroku...?"
"What the hell is he doing here?!!! Miroku get your sick ass over here!"
Miroku rushes toward Inuyasha trying not to be intercepted by all the gay men.
"Miroku, what... no why are you here?!!!" Inuyasha screams at him.
"Just like you, I decided to take a little dip in the water, INUYASHA. Say Kagome looks like you're a little out numbered here, heh heh."
"First of all what do you mean by just like you? No straight guy would want to be trapped in a beach full of naked men! Hence the name, NUDE BEACH!" Inuyasha yells at Miroku.
"Wait, you're trying to tell me this is a nude beach for men only! So... that would make all the men here... gay, explaining why there are no women in sight, but that still doesn't answer why Kagome is here."
"You think I want to be here!" Kagome screeches at Miroku.
"Well, I don't know Kagome, you did jump in after all!" Inuyasha snarls sarcastically.
"Yeah, but I was only trying to save YOU!"
"Well... we wouldn't be in this mess, if YOU hadn't pushed me in!"
"WELL, I wouldn't have pushed you in if YOU hadn't of eaten my portion of the instant ramen! We hadn't eaten in three friggin' days!"
"AND that's EXCATLY why I NEEDED all of it! I mean I'm the one who does all the work around here! Does it REALLY matter? After all, you're still breathing aren't you?"
"Only after eating grass! Stop groping me MIROKU!"
"That's enough!" shrieks Miroku, "Because you obviously haven't noticed, the one who keeps touching your leg isn't ME!"
"What are you TALKING about? The only person perverted enough to touch me is you and besides you two are the only straight people here unless... INUYASHA?" Kagome insinuated.
"Say WHAT? Why would I ever want to touch YOUR hairy, slimly and smelly chicken legs?"
"Then who is it?
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Chapter 5 minus 4
In the beginning... there was Inuyasha and Kagome. Now do you understand why we skipped to chapter 5? Scratch that...
Chapter 1
"UGH!" Kagome mutters as she tries to strangle Inuyasha with her treasured bow, just the bow, while simultaneously stabbing him with her arrows, pointy arrows.
"What is WRONG with you, you crazy chick?" Inuyasha snarls as he grabs the bow with his teeth, with the intention of holding off the attack, but with a little miscalculation he smashes it to pieces with his very sharp fangs.
"How DARE you, you pompous arrogant JERK?"
"I'M the JERK?!!!!" Inuyasha growls flashing his fangs, "YOU, miserable WRENCH, you trying to pin this on me?!!!! YOU are the one who attacked ME, remember?"
SLAPWHACKWHAMSPLOOSH
(A/N: Slap; that's when Kagome's hand whips across Inuyasha's face leaving a big red handprint. Whack: that's when Kagome head butts Inuyasha. Wham: that's when Kagome's knee finds itself in-between someone's two hams, hint... hint. Sploosh: well that's when Inuyasha fell head first into the freezing cold icy water where hundreds upon hundreds of naked men were relaxing at the nude beach.)
"What IS this?" Inuyasha cries in horror as he finds himself closed in by the men. "Hhhh... AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Kagome upon hearing these cries for help, jumps after Inuyasha and scares away all the men.
"EWWWWW!!!!! This is a GUYS only beach!!!! What are you DOING?"
"Hey look!" Kagome shouts as she points to a figure swimming in the water.
"What now?" Inuyasha annoyed asks.
"It's Miroku...?"
"What the hell is he doing here?!!! Miroku get your sick ass over here!"
Miroku rushes toward Inuyasha trying not to be intercepted by all the gay men.
"Miroku, what... no why are you here?!!!" Inuyasha screams at him.
"Just like you, I decided to take a little dip in the water, INUYASHA. Say Kagome looks like you're a little out numbered here, heh heh."
"First of all what do you mean by just like you? No straight guy would want to be trapped in a beach full of naked men! Hence the name, NUDE BEACH!" Inuyasha yells at Miroku.
"Wait, you're trying to tell me this is a nude beach for men only! So... that would make all the men here... gay, explaining why there are no women in sight, but that still doesn't answer why Kagome is here."
"You think I want to be here!" Kagome screeches at Miroku.
"Well, I don't know Kagome, you did jump in after all!" Inuyasha snarls sarcastically.
"Yeah, but I was only trying to save YOU!"
"Well... we wouldn't be in this mess, if YOU hadn't pushed me in!"
"WELL, I wouldn't have pushed you in if YOU hadn't of eaten my portion of the instant ramen! We hadn't eaten in three friggin' days!"
"AND that's EXCATLY why I NEEDED all of it! I mean I'm the one who does all the work around here! Does it REALLY matter? After all, you're still breathing aren't you?"
"Only after eating grass! Stop groping me MIROKU!"
"That's enough!" shrieks Miroku, "Because you obviously haven't noticed, the one who keeps touching your leg isn't ME!"
"What are you TALKING about? The only person perverted enough to touch me is you and besides you two are the only straight people here unless... INUYASHA?" Kagome insinuated.
"Say WHAT? Why would I ever want to touch YOUR hairy, slimly and smelly chicken legs?"
"Then who is it?
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