Since I like to do things different from any other, here it is! The first Harem Ren Story! Why? Because he needs one! While this is more of a prologue, this story will shift from past to present over and over (like Spider Man: Edge of Time)
RWBY: Escape from the HaRen
Chapter 1: Hunting Season: Ren Season
"Clearly, you will have to taste my advanced cuisine before you can think of yours as better..."
"Ren, I found this awesome bookstore and I was thinking if we could go together or..."
"So, there is this night club..."
"Hehehe... You dance quite well, green boy..."
Ren had his back against the wall.
Those phrases were flashing in his mind, as if he was starting to see his life go away by the day before.
Or was it today? He couldn't remember any longer.
Truth to be told, he expected something like that to happen to Jaune.
Even if by some game of destiny the curse would befall on him, his skills would help him to escape, right?
NO.
There is a limit to his powers. Escaping didn't work against this many women. He was already breathing heavily:
"Ah... Ah... Ah... Ugh!"
He held his left arm. It was broken. He couldn't try jumping off the window.
Run away?
Even tough he cracked the ice, his left leg still wasn't responding.
"Heeeey, Ren".
Her turquoise eyes... They were filled with a strange danger.
Ren wasn't as oblivious as Jaune was with girls. He figured out that the harem route was happening to him.
The problem? He figured it out too late.
Harem stories had many things in common, like the strange endings. The story would end open, the protegonist would pick one girl or he could somehow end with all.
In a school designed to train warriors, the death ending seemed to be the most probable.
Pick one girl and the rest will kill you.
Try to go out with all and they will kill you.
Try to say "no" and they will kill you.
Ren gulped.
The door was shut, but in no time the other girls would attack. Besides, Nora was approaching in slow steps. Her eyes seemed to project lust.
Yes, the last option, the one of running away, apparently resulted in reverse rape.
"Err... Nora, please... Just calm down".
Nora smiled dreamily:
"I am calm, silly. Let me just take care of those clothes of yours".
Reasoning didn't work either!
Suddenly, he heard Jaune calling him:
"REN!"
That was it! His leader was still out there, the shining knight who would always help his friends! And, unlike the women, he wasn't part of Ren's harem.
Ren looked through the window of team JNPR's room. Down there, the entire team CRDL was beaten and in the ground.
Jaune was running away from something and shouting:
"Reeeen! Please, help! You are the only one left to help meeeee!"
If Ren could resist the pain of his broken arm, he would have facepalmed.
Jaune was being chased by Pyrrha:
"Come here, Jaune! I will be gentle... In the beginning..."
And following those two was Velvet.
Who would have known? Jaune had also been fighting his own girl problems.
Just when Ren thought it couldn't get any worse, he saw the Malachite sisters fighting against each other far away. Needless to say, they were also after Jaune...
"Now..." Nora spoke. Ren turned while surprised. "Let us begin, Ren".
"Ugh..."
Escape was all but possible. Ren tried backing away, but was already against the wall.
'This is bad' he thought. 'I don't know how I started the harem, but one thing is for certain: I have to end it, and fast!'
Heretic notes:
Heretic Lord is back with another story!
Why I decided to do harem Ren? Well, never seen someone do it.
Actually, during my other fic, I realized how funny it was writing Ren's reactions to Nora while Jaune would deal with his harem. So, I needed to do the opposite.
I NEEDED. My comedy sixth sense told me to.
Also, I am lazy and writing this was fun.
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Hope you people liked it. Happy New Year!
Heretic, out!