The Hot and Happening Chatroom

by Bergs321

When Katniss discovers a chat room, she knows she must tell every character in the Hunger Games. Dead or not. This story tells more about their lives, and secrets that we didn't even know. Parody. T for language.

1. The beginning

Yes, a new story. I am kind of taking a break from my SYOT for another week. I'm sorry. Anyway, this is a story when the characters of the Hunger Games have a chat room.

Katniss the Hunter starts chat

Katniss the Hunter: Hello.

Rue: Heyy

Cato the hot mess: Hey, babe.

Katniss the Hunter: Cato! Change your username! She's 12!

Cato the hot mess: Yeah, and I'm 18. Gotta problem?

Peeta loves bread: BACK OFF CATO! *Kisses screen*

Cato the hot mess: You're just jealous because I almost killed you...and I mean look at my sexy body!

Finnick Odair: I think we can all agree that I am the most attractive one in this chat.

Cato the hot mess: You wish.

Rue adds Haymitch Abernathy

Haymitch Abernathy: Here's my advice. Stay alive!

Katniss the Hunter:RUE! Why would you add Haymitch? He spams the chat!

Rue: I can't help it! His status was "lonely."

Haymitch Abernathy: And drunk!

Katniss the Hunter: Stop being so sweet, Rue. His status says "lonely and druuunk! That capital party was craaaazzzaaayyy!"

Haymitch Abernathy: Effie invited me, and I couldn't refuse.

Finnick Odair: Of course you couldn't.

Cato the hot mess changes status: Effie, we need to talk. Next time, I'm invited.

Katniss the Hunter: Woah, Cato. Getting spicy.

Peeta loves bread: Haha, Katniss.

Katniss the Hunter changes status: I AM THE MOCKINGJAY!

Haymitch Abernathy: No shit, sherlock.

Cato the hot mess: What is that Katniss?

Katniss the Hunter: Did you even read the 3rd book?

Cato the hot mess: No.

Rue: I did.

Cato the hot mess: One does not simply stop procrasinating.

Finnick Odair: Why didn't you read them? Collins is a genius.

Cato the hot mess: I died in the 1st one!

Rue: I died in the 1st one too.

Finnick Odair: I MADE IT TO THE 3RD!

Haymitch Abernathy: I survived! SO SUCK IT!

Katniss the Hunter: WE THE SURVIVORS, BITCHES!

Peeta loves bread: HATERS TO THE RIGHT!

Rue left chat.

Cato the hot mess left chat.

Finnick Odair left chat.

Haymitch Abernathy: Haters gonna hate.

Katniss the Hunter: Potatos gonna potate!

Peeta loves bread: We should do this again sometime.

Katniss ends chat.

I hope you like it. Feel free to review me ideas.