The Epic Son Banjo Cochita

by TheAuraLucario

When Banjo/Meiko runs off into the forest, he finds a mansion w/ meals galore our the last one he will have. Meiko's The Epicurean Daughter of Evil, Conchita Parody Rating K : Chapter 1-5 Rating T : the rest

1. Chapter 1

The Epic Son

Banjo Conchit

Chapter 1

Running away in the rain, Banjo Conchit the honey bear kept going. Panting and running out of energy, he was able to escape the clutches of the real world. Banjo was an evil food critic, but one day he decided one thing. "Maybe I can try something else I've tried almost everything to salty to spicy," he thought.

He desired only one thing right now: the sweetest food in the world. Bruised and wounded all over his body. Holes in his shorts, dirt in his backpack, bleeding cuts on his arms, and even a slash on his left cheek, but he still kept trekking on. Trying to escape the forest trail, he tripped to only see above him.