I do not own south park or any of the character, all ownership of this cartoon belongs to matt stone and trey parker
The cold April air breezed through the entire baseball stadium. The blonde could smell the sweet aroma of freshly made food as he briskly walked past the open drink and snack stands on his way to the main entrance. He was just a few feet away from the double doors to freedom, away from all these obnoxious, druken, cheering baseball fans and the cruel kids that had shund him for the last time! That was the last straw; he wouldn't let his peers beat him up or push him around anymore! He had been through alot since he moved to this god forsaken town but to give him false hope like that is just plain harsh.
The brit vows to just be himself and not who the assholes around him want him to he would stand up for himself, not just wait for things to get better.
He frowned when he reached out too open one of the doors when someone jumped in front of him.
Nothing could make his day any worse. Well, almost nothing.
A sullen looking boy with jet black hair dressed in an all black attire was staring back at the blonde with unhuman blood red eyes.
the boy in front of him was his age and was the same size as him but Pip was looking at him as if he were five times his size.
"...Damien." He managed to say. The dark boy grined, showing to small fangs.
Pip was terrified at first to see his ex-friend who almost killed him last year at Eric Cartman's birthday but then he remember his vow.
He glared hatefully at Damien then turned and started to walk away to find a another exit.
This action took Damien aback; no one has ever turned their back to him. Ever. No one ever had the balls too! He was just as surprise as he was pissed off.
"Hey, get back here!" He yelled. His voice was still very high and didn't fit his personality at all. And it squeaked when he raised his voice.
Pip, who was already half way down the hall turned to face the dark boy. Damien smirked at what he thought was Pip's obedience. But instead of coming back he took a step closer and fliped Damien the bird. Then he continued walking away. Damien's jaw droped. No one disrespects him like that. No one!
He sprinted down the hall to catch up with the blonde. Pip glanced back and noticed the pissed off anti-christ running after him. Fear surged through the brits body, he felt the need to scream which he did and ran for his life down the hall. After almost falling down a flight of stairs he made it back to the seating part of the stadium where people were either cheering or booing.
The blonde brit bent over with his hands on his knees, panting.
Finally catching up with Pip, the demon tackled the brit to the ground with a heavy thud.
"Get off me!" Pip shouts while trying to swing at the boy on top of him. Damien was getting even more frustrated trying to hold the struggling blonde down. Who knew the kid could put up such a fight.
They were in this position for a while and no one seemed to have noticed. Suddenly, the whole stadium went silent when the jumbo screen changed from a normal advertisment to a staticy frame.
After a second, the screen finally cleared up and the image of a young blonde boy wearing a mask/helmet, gloves and boots made out of aluminum foil and a green cape.
"People of Earth! Your meaningless lives are about to end!" That surly made every head in the stadium turn. Even Damien and Pip stoped fighting and looked up at the screen.
"I am Professor Chaos," He introduced himself as a smaller boy with ginger red hair and freckles also wearing an entire outfit made out of aluminum foil and around the rims of his glasses came into veiw. "and this is my partner ih-in evil, General Disarray!" Professor Chaos said gestering twords the smaller boy.
People in the stadium extranged glances. Was this just one of the things they used for entertaining people at baseball games like the kiss cam or something?
But that thought was thrown away when they saw that the players themselfs stoped to see what was going on.
The blonde boy started talking again."In the past few days I have rained terror down upon the society that shunned me! And now it is time for my Labor of Lonely! I am going to... flood... the world!"
Everyone gasped in horror and started to panic.
"Flood the world?" One man repeated.
"My god!" Said another.
One women grabed onto someone and yelled "I don't wanna die," Then screamed, "I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
"Oh yes," Professor Chaos continued."Every living creature and every sacred building will soon be under leagues and leagues of cold and dark water. And there is nothing you can do to stop me! General Disarray, begin the flooding of Earth!" General Disarray disappeared out of veiw then he came back with a running hose and droped it in front of the evil blonde boy.
"You brought this upon yourselves! You made the outcasts of the world! Now watch! Watch as your precious planet drowns! Watch!" He addreses the world and points at the pool of water now forming on the ground. The crowd watches in silence.
"Jesus Christ, who will save us?" Asked a random terrified man in the crowd.
"We have very little time to live. How, how shall we spend our last hours on earth?" questions another. The crowd stops and reflects...
Suddenly, everyone's expression changes completely."Yeah! all right!" everybody starts striping and celebrates in their underwear.
All except two nine year old boys.
"Oh dear lord!" Pip exclaimed, pushing the distracted anti-christ off of him."HEY!"
When he was back on his feet he started to really panic. Waving his arms and pacing back and forth.
"Oh no what are we going to do!"
"What do you mean 'we', human? Do you really think the can flood the world with just a hose?" Damien said, getting up and dusting himself off.
Damien was completely ignored by the still panicing Pip. The brit grabed him by the shoulders.
"Im serious Damien! What are we going to do!"
He thought for a second then shuged. "Get naked?" He suggested.
Scared and frustrated, Pip scoffed and pushed Damien away.
The dark boy snickered lightly at the other. Just then Damien got an idea. He could take advantage of this.
"Hey," He said loud enough to get the others attention. "How about you come back to hell with me?"
The question came as a shock to Pip. It was to weird. Having the ANTI-CHRIST ask you to come to hell with him isn't something that happens every day. He didn't even sound very serious more like he was asking what time it was.
"Wh-what?"
"You hurd me! Come back to hell with me!" He repeated, a little angry this time.
Pip thought about it. Whats hell really like? Images poped into Pip's head of a dull grey rock floor covered with poor tortured souls laying everywhere screaming in pain as demons stabed them with pitch forks. On the walls, people's arms were chained painfully above their heads, ready to fall off. Everywhere people were being set on fire or thrown into lova pits. Pip never really had such a wild imagination but he knew hell was worse then anything any human can ever imagin.
"Uhh...I don't think so." He said straightforwardly.
"W-why?" Damien's voice sounded hurt and it came out befor he could stop it. Pip was shocked to hear the softer side of his ex-friend. Maybe he wasn't as bad as he seems, maybe he just misunderstood and needed a friend. Thats something Pip could relate with.
Then a question came to him.
"Why are you here? Are you here by your fathers bitting?"
"No. Im here to go to school."
'He's staying this time?' Pip thought, alittle worried. He thought about how if the teacher gave a pop quiz Damien will set the school on fire. If someone called him an emo on the playground he'd turn them into a beast of burden. And if Pip ever annoyed him he would kill him in an instent. It never occurred to Pip on how dangerous this boy was.
"Are you living in South park?" The blonde asked.
"No, I can teleport myself from hell to earth whenever I want." He shuged.
Pip looked at him weirdly. "Really?"
"Yeah." He replied, sounding bored. He put his hands in his pockets.
"So, what do you say?" Damien asked suddenly.
"Say to what?"
The demon sighed angrly."To coming back with me!"
"Oh... well, Im not quite sure." He replied, looking down at his feet.
"Why not?"
Pip looked back up at him with an expression like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Damien looked back at him, puzzled."What?"
Pinching the brige of his nose, Pip tried to explain.
"Your the Anti-Christ," He started.
"Yeah."
"Your asking me, a pure, christian virgin, to come to hell with you?"
"Yeah whats the problem?"
"You don't see anything wrong with that?" Pip threw his arms in the air in frustration.
Damien paused to think for a second. "Oh, I see."
"Finally." Pip muttered uder his breath.
"You don't wanna go to hell a virgin! I can ficks that!"
Pip's eyes widened. "W-what?"
Damien pulled Pip into a close mens restroom and started to unbutton Pip's coat.
The blondes face flushed pink.
"Stop that, you wanker!" He yelled, pushing the sullen looking boy away.
Damien's face darkened alittle with a pink blush.
Furrowing his brow, Damien glared at the other boy, who was glaring back at him.
"What, is the Anti-Christ not good enough for the all mighty and pure angel?"
Pip was taken aback. 'angel?'
"What on earth are you talking about?"
"You wont let me take you! And you wont come to hell with me!"
The blonde sighed."You just don't get it."
"No, I don't get. Your life sucks here! Why do you wanna stay?"
This took the blonde aback.
Damien continued. "Your an orphan, you have no friends, and you live with your abusive sister and her husband, why the fuck would you wanna stay in this shit hole to just be everyones punching bag!"
Pip's arms were held up to his chest in a defensive matter. Then he felt his eyes and mouth start to quiver and soon after his eyes filled with tears.
Damiens expression softened."Wait, no Pip don't-"
"WAHHH!" He became hysterical.
"Y-yo-your right! My life is pointless!" He sobbed and fell to his knees.
The demon paniced."N-no, no your life isn't pointless!" He kneeling down and tried to convince the other, but failing.
"You said it yourself! Y-you said my life sucks, so m-maybe I-i should j-just end my miserable li-"
"NO!" Damien roughly yanked Pip's chin up so that now he was looking him in the eye.
"Your to good a person to die and go to hell! If you kill yourself you'll surly go to hell for all eternally!"
Pip stared at him with wide blue eyes, his crying was reduced to light sobbing. Was this really the boy who said death to the holy only a year ago?
"But...you want me to go to hell with you."
"As my playmate. Its not technically a can probably still get into heaven."
"B-but what about school?"
"I'll go to school here and bring you the classwork. We can work it out."
Pip pondered it for a while. He would have to leave everything. His sister. Who hates him. Everyone at school. Who hate him. and evrthing he owned. Witch wasn't much.
Hell why not.
"Alright, I agree!"
Damien beamed happily, it was the first time Pip saw him smile in a non-threating way. It was kinda cute, he even had little dimples.
"Awesome!"
Then, suddenly the disappeared into a burst of fire.
to be continued...