shadow mas is a voodoo wairor and is teh lard of deadside. deadside is place wear dead people go when they died. it is a bad place that is skary and you go there even if you are good befoar you dead.
(authours nope: this is baces on video game and not comic boks. so this shadow man is the one who is the black guy. so if you disslike you are rasist ugly man or wooman)
chapter one
shadow man was at home with his wife voodoo mama netie. they were alone so the had sex in the fridge. mama netie is shadow mans wife becos if have sex with shadow man you will be imortle and wont ever dead. it was all wery good on fridges inside bu then fridge door opend. IT WAS JAUNtY!. janty is deadsides gate keeper and he is a snak with a skull haed and a top hat on top of his top head, also he is irish." have i have news for yoo" sed jauty. "it better be god, i was in the middle of have sex" sed shedow man. jaunty smild "i found your sun luke it deadside." sed januty with hapee sound. shatow man gaspt. "THATS FUCKING AMAZING! weres he?/?". jampy said "he's waiting for you outside gate to deadsode for you! he misses you and you ned to fucking get there you basterd". so shadow man and jaunty and mama netie wenterd to the gates of the deasdide for meet luke.
(autors nore. luke is shadow mans son. when luke was alive shadow man was gleeful but he dead and shadow man sad. deadside is after life so shadow man has been look for luke if he there)
craptor too
shesow mand and the other ones were at the deadside. BUT LUKE WASENT FUKING THERE!?1?/!?. "you tolled me luke was hear you fufing basted lier!" shooted shadow man to jaunty. " he was. we he no there?" jaunty sed. mama netty decided to investigat. when she fornd the evedenc she new wat hapned "luke was kidnap by ghosts" sed mama netie. "HOLLY FOCKING SHITTY FUCK BALLS!"
chepter thrie
shitow map was whent to the base of the evil kidnaper ghostes. he saw to ghost gardes at the gape to there evli liar. "let me in evil ghosts" said shadow man. "no you stupid nigger basterd" said the ghosts. shadow mad got angly. "i will not tollerate rascist ghosts" sed shadoe mab, and he got out his shadow gun. " we have guns two" sed ghoseds and they shot shadow man in the balls, but shadow man wasn't hurt. " y you no hurt?" sed the ghotst, "i have bullet proof penis!" sed shdow man and he killed the ghosts with gun and devourd there souls. he went inro the lair and saw luke held captave. shadow man got out his wepern and shot all the ghosts. then he whent to luke and freed him. "hi son. it me. yo daddy" sed shadow man. luke gave evil grinn. " i foolled you this whole time." said luke. then luke took of his mask and shown that he was realy KIMM JONG ILL the whole time! shadow man said"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!111!1111!
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"you fucking heartless moster. why wold yoo mak a trick on me like this?" sed shadow mam wile crying blood. kimm jong ill laught." its so we would trap you in are ambush. sune all of deadside will be comunist" sed kimm. then sundenly comunist zombies soround him. but shadow man had gun. "die comie zombies". and shadow man shot all 10000000 zombie comunists with single bulet. "you may kill the zombies but you will never kill me." sed kimm jong ill. shadow man pict up a bocket of walter. "i can kill you if i beleabe" sed shaddow man. "how you know waetr is my weekness" sed kimm. "because you are the wicked witch of north korea" said shadow man. and he through the bucket at kimm jong un and he got wet and started to dead. "IM FUCKING MELTING YOU BASTERD. I HOPE YO GET KILLED BY DICK" scremed kimm. kimm jong un melted al overt the flor and he blood everywere. "kimm is dead. but i still not find luke. will i ever find him?" said shadow man. he stated crying.
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