The day started out like any other day. Haruno Sakura was abruptly woken by her blaring alarm clock, which she managed to smash to death in her half-awake state.
Half an hour later her mother barged into the room as she was leaving for work. "GODDAMMIT SAKURA, WAKE UP!" she yelled. "Do you know how much we waste on alarm clocks because you can't keep from destroying them?!" Sakura groaned and pulled the covers above her head in response. Her mother gritted her teeth and promptly grabbed her feet, dragging her out of bed and dumping her in a heap on the floor.
Sakura sat up, still half awake and was pulled to her feet and shoved into her bathroom. Her mother stomped out of the room, muttering about her lazy-ass kids. Before Sakura, she had had to drag her older brat, Sasori, out of bed too. She was the CEO of a multinational publishing company for god's sake! She should be past waking up her kids every morning! Nevertheless, it gave her a small amount of motherly satisfaction knowing that they still needed her to function. So, off she went humming to work.
Meanwhile, Sakura was trying to shower while valiantly trying to not fall asleep. She was definitely NOT a morning person and wasn't a complete human unless she got at least 9 hours of sleep each night. She showered as fast as she could and was drying herself off when her bedroom door blew open for the second time that morning.
"Oi Forehead, hurry the fuck up or we're gonna be late!" The blonde-haired girl who kicked Sakura's door in stood in her room with her arms crossed, glaring at her through her bathroom doorway.
"Shut up Pig, all I gotta do is dress!" screeched Sakura.
The Yamanaka girl grumbled and walked to her open closet. She picked out some clothes and threw them at Sakura.
Sakura grinned. "Thanks!" She pulled on the shorts, camisole and long cardigan that Ino had thrown at her. Her petal-pink hair reached down to just past her butt, and she twisted it into a loose braid, letting the hair swing off her face. She and her friends were constantly groaning how cheesy it was that her parents had named her after the cherry blossoms that her hair was the colour of, but Sakura secretly loved her name and her naturally-pink hair.
Ino and Sakura ran down the stairs, grabbing the two muffins that her mother had set out in the kitchen. Then they jumped into Ino's purple convertible and were off to school.
"I don't know why I let you drive me and I still don't know how you got your license!" exclaimed Sakura when they had screeched into the school parking lot. "You almost ran over two people on the way here!"
"That's because you love me and I'm the only one who can drag your ass to school," said Ino, smirking at her. "Besides, who told those idiots to get in front of my car?" Sakura pouted in defeat and Ino laughed at her, throwing an arm over her shoulders. Together they walked to the imposing stone building that the school was.
While they were going in, many people turned to stare at the two girls. It wasn't surprising, considering they were the most beautiful and some of the most popular within the school. Ino was flashy as usual, dressed in a tight, fitted mini-skirt in her favourite purple and a black lace shirt with knee-high stiletto boots. Her blonde hair was as long as Sakura's and was up in its customary ponytail with bangs falling to one side. Ino was slightly taller than Sakura, but Sakura's slender body had just as many curves and generous proportions.
"Well well, look who made it on time," came a drawl from behind them.
"SHIKA!" yelled Ino and jumped on the boy behind them. She grabbed his pineapple-like ponytail and Shikamaru grabbed her ass. They immediately started making out and Sakura snickered. Shikamaru sure was a lazy bastard, but not when it came to Ino.
"See ya later Pig!"
Ino flipped her off while still kissing and Sakura ran down the hallway to her first class, laughing like a maniac. As soon as she walked in, a blur of yellow and orange tackled her onto a desk.
"SAKURA-CHAAAAN, Ten-Ten's being mean to mee!"
"Naruto you BAKA, get the fuck off of me!" yelled Sakura. The blond let her get up and then glomped her, sniffling.
"Ten-ten, what the hell happened?" she asked the brunette in front of her.
Ten-ten stood in front of her with her arms crossed and smirking at Naruto. With her black skinny jeans, boots, black tank and hair up in 2 buns, she didn't look much different from a boot camp instructor. "The orange retard decided that swiping my kunais was a good idea," she explained. "You know I hate when people mess with them." Sakura sighed and pushed Naruto away from her.
"You were asking for it," she said. "And I see you're out to blind people as usual. I mean, is orange like the only colour you own?!" sure enough, Naruto was dressed in a pair of neon orange pants and matching shoes, along with a plain white t-shirt.
"But orange is the beeeeest!" he whined.
Just then a bag collided with Naruto's head and he crashed to floor. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" he yelled. A pale hand appeared over the windowsill and while the three of them stared, a figure launched itself through the window. It landed right in front of Sakura and she gasped. She flailed her arms, trying not to fall and a pair of hands shot out and pulled her to a tall body. She looked up and her green eyes met a pair of obsidian eyes. Sakura felt her breath fly out of her body and she stared into them, her eyes wide and her mouth agape in shock. The black-haired boy leaned his head in to put his mouth at her ear.
"Might want to close that before you swallow a fly," he whispered. His breath tickled her sensitive flesh and she shivered unconsciously. He chuckled and released Sakura and she floundered for words before shrieking.
"UCHIHA YOU STUPID MOFO!"
Sakura stomped her foot in frustration and dragged Ten-ten to the front of the room fuming. The nerve of him! She thought. But, she couldn't bring herself to actually get mad at the boy. The boy with the face of a Greek god.
Sasuke smirked as he watched her huff away, his eyes drifting to her shapely ass. Although he wouldn't admit it, even under torture, he loved making her mad. Just watching Sakura get all red in the face and glaring at him with her sharp, mesmerizing, green eyes did… strange things to his heart. Not to mention, her panting for breath when she yelled at him would make her chest heave up and down, drawing attention to those delectable mounds that his hands were constantly itching to hold. He couldn't do anything with their friends around and for now, had to content himself with simply watching her.
Sasuke turned to his best friend, now standing up with his backpack in his hands. "Oi teme, why'd you come in through the window?" said Naruto, cocking his head.
"The fangirls were hunting me down Dobe. And that crazy bitch Karin has gotten faster. The only way out was up."
Naruto started laughing and rolling around the floor. "BAHAHA YOU'RE SO GONNA GET RAPED ONE OF THESE DAYS AHAH- URGH!"
Sasuke grinned and walked to his seat in front of Sakura and Ten-ten while the blond boy groaned in pain, yelling curses at him.
Just then a tall figure with gray spiky hair and a face mask walked into the room and Naruto dropped into his seat. "Alright class, settle down now," said Hatake Kakashi. "Sorry I was late, but you know I-"
"Got lost on the road of life!" drawled the class.
"Oh what smart children you are! That's exactly what happened." Kakashi's eyes crinkled in a smile, which Sasuke personally thought looked a little loopy.
"Road of life my ass!" muttered Sakura under her breath, "more like you got lost in Anko's vagina!"
Sasuke heard her behind him and his mouth lifted in a smirk, while Naruto and Ten-ten started guffawing outright. Faster than they could blink, two pieces of chalk smacked into their foreheads and they shrieked in surprise.
"Shut up, you two," said Kakashi with a smile. Ten-ten and Naruto glared at him but did it nonetheless and the class began.
It's my first time actually writing and I would love it if you guys review or comment so I know whether or not I should continue! Thanks!