Jayfeather is tired
Characters:
Jayfeather
Leafpool
Bluestar
STAGE ONE
Leafpool: Oh, it's sleeping time! YAY!
Good night,
Sleep tight,
Don't let the monsters bite!
Jayfeather: I KNOW IT'S SLEEPING TIME! By the way, what's a monster?
Leafpool: I don't know, honey
Jayfeather: I AM NOT HONEY!
Leafpool: Whatever you say, sweetie.
Jayfeather (to himself): this is hopeless…
Jay feather and Leafpool fall asleep
STAGE TWO
(Jayfeather's dream)
Jayfeather: Oh, it's starclan territory, again. Boring. Been there, done that.
Bluestar appears.
Jayfeather: Do you have a prophecy for me or something?
Bluestar: Yep, I do.
Jayfeather: Well, what is already?
Bluestar: something will happen
Bluestar starts vanishing
Jayfeather: STOP TELEPORTING, YOU STUPID TELEPORTING ZOMBIE!
Bluestar: I am not a zombie! Zombies are green.
Jayfeather: Zombies are dead, like you! You are a zombie!
Bluestar: nuh-ah
Jayfeather: ya-ah
Bluestar: nuh-ah
Jayfeather: ya-ah
Bluestar: nuh-ah
Jayfeather: ya-ah