FiFi's Love Diamond

One Fantastic day in the lengendary Acme Acers, We find four sixteen year old girls. Babs Bunny, Shirley Loon ,FiFi La Fume , and Dot were all just sitting around doing nothing til their friends came. It was Buster Bunny,Plucky Duck, Furball Cat,Dizzy Devil, Calamity Coyote, Lil Beeper Roadrunner, and The Warner Brothers Yakko and Wakko. Buster Bunny walked over there and said "Hey Babsy,Hey Shirl, Hey Feef!" Babs said in a flirtacious tone "Hey Buster." Shirley said "Like,hey Buster." FiFi said " Bonjour Buster." Dot just held up a sign that said hey because she had her tonsils taken out recently. Before anyone else could say hey, Furball,Calamity, and Wakko ran up to FiFi and said in a pretty lovestruck tone "Hey FiFi." "Oh, Bonjour boys. How are vous all today?" Furball said "Better since I've seen you." Calamity said "Oh I've just been dying to see ya today" Wakko said "You look pretty today." FiFi was weirded out but said thank you. Then she got up and said "Well, moi must be going. Moi's Aunt Slappy wants me to come over. So au revoir!" FiFi was just about leave when her 3 admirers got up and said " Hey FiFi let us walk you to her house!" " Oh I can go on my own." "No we insist." "Okay lets go." So the foursome set off to the famous Slappy Squierrl's house. On the way there the boys couldn't take their eyes off of the perfect swaying of FiFi's perfectly violet and white tail. FiFi on the other hand was thinking " I know zhey all like moi but I can only chose one of zhem. Furball is kinda cute, Calamity is pretty smart, and Wakko is funny, but who is moi's type?" By the time FiFi made her desicion they were at her aunt's house. Then she stopped, turned around, and yelled STOP! There stood 3 boys and 1 girl. Then FiFi said" I know all zhree of you like moi and eet eez killing moi! So I have came up with a descion on who I want to date. I want all zhree of vous to close vour eyes and I vill kiss who moi chooses. Okay?" The boys nodded and closed their eyes. FiFi then got two bombs out of her bookbag, and placed them infront of Calamity and Wakko. Then she walked over to Furball and she kissed him. Furball slowly opened his eyes and was glad that the girl of his dreams, the girl that he loved to be chased by when they were little, the girl he sometimes painted a white stripe on his back by on purpose for had chose him! The 2 new lovebirds walked happily into the home of Slappy Squierrl. As for Wakko and Calamity they opened their eyes to a blowing surprise. When they opened their eyes they realized they were back in the park with their friends. "Wha happened? Last time I checked we were at FiFi's aunt's house and now we're here." Wakko then said after and akward silence" HEY! She chose Furball and Not one of us! She must've put something in our hands that blew us up back here!"